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♪ (French accordion music) ♪
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- (FBE) Today you'll be eating this. - Oh.
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It's some sort of steak.
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- It looks good. Just throw it on the grill right now.
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Give it back to me when it's done. I'm here for it.
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- It looks like if you cook it, it will be good.
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I just don't want it to be like,
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"Yeah, you're eating human flesh today."
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- (FBE) So in collaboration with Focus World
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and their new horror movie, Raw,
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which is being described by some reviewers
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as a stunning cannibalism coming-of-age story,
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we're gonna have you try different forms of raw meat
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and tell us what you think of it. - Raw meat?
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I don't think I've ever had raw meat before.
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- Bro. Hit me with the plot twist.
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- I feel like the texture of this is gonna be really disgusting.
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- I have to overcook my meat,
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'cause I don't like any red in my meat.
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So it's gonna be a little tough for me, but challenge accepted.
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- (FBE) Here's your first raw meat. - Ugh.
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Oh, it smells good actually.
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Ew, never mind. Ew.
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- It's pretty good. I just don't like the...
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oh, the aftertaste of raw meat. I'm not with it. Yuch.
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- Oh, yeah.
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The texture.
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I think that's why I hate raw meat or anything that, like--
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like when juices are running out of it, I can't do it.
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- Bottoms up.
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For something raw, it doesn't taste raw.
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Just kidding. I taste the rawness now.
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- I like it. Nice and juicy.
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- I can definitely feel the raw meat in my mouth,
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and I'm not liking it.
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- Is it like a steak tartare?
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- (FBE) So that was steak tartare
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seasoned with onion and capers.
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It's made with finely chopped raw cow meat.
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- Ooh. Okay. That's not bad.
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- I'd rather have a hamburger.
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- Seasoned very well. Flavored very well.
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10 out of 10, would definitely eat again.
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- (FBE) Here's the next one. - Ooh!
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This looks like a piece of watermelon.
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It's not watermelon. Sad face.
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- Is it sushi?
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Looks like... a type of tuna maybe.
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- Oh my gosh.
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(retches)
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The taste is awful. It tastes like salt and ocean and-- yuch.
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- Mm-mm.
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That literally tastes like you licked a belt.
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That was so gross.
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- It's just mushy.
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The aftertaste is really, like,
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irony.
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- It actually tastes a little bit meaty.
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I'm a huge sushi fan.
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This is right up my alley.
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- That was a piece of poke, a Hawaiian dish made with raw tuna.
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- It's really good. I've had poke before, so I'm used to this.
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This one's great.
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- For some reason, I like this better than
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if I were to have a tuna steak.
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- I've seen this everywhere now. This is like a trend now.
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And people eat bowls of it. Ew, it's so weird.
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- (FBE) So here's your next raw meat.
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- I don't know what this is.
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Ew. It smells really weird.
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- Oh, it smells like cat food.
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- That's such a weird consistency.
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It's almost like quinoa in a meat.
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- (hums disapprovingly)
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This one makes me sad.
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It's like awkwardly salty. And the texture just--
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It's, like, touching microbeads with your hands,
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but it's in your mouth.
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- It tastes like diced pepperoni.
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- It tastes like maybe garlicky onion, chives,
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something like that. Like, it's seasoned well.
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- It's kind of gooey and gelatinous.
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The flavor's good though.
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- (FBE) That was kibbeh nayyeh, a Lebanese dish
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made out of dried wheat, spices, and raw lamb meat.
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- Ooh. Lebanese? Oh, cool.
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I can say that I've eaten Lebanese food before.
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- It's actually really good.
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If somebody brought that over, I'd probably eat it.
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- (FBE) Last one. You can eat this with your fingers.
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- Whoa! That does not look appetizing.
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I feel like I'm just picking up worms. Yuch.
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- It looks like someone ate it and was like,
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"Oh, this is disgusting" and threw it back on my plate,
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and now you're making me eat it.
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- It looks slimy.
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Ew... oh, it's cold.
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- Kinda tastes like In-N-Out
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but, like, raw. Ew.
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- Is this fish? No, this can't be fish. Can it be fish?
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Oh, that was very chewy.
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The texture is just not for me.
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- It's so chewy. (chuckling) Oh my gosh.
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- This one is
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like a plate of slime you just throw in your mouth.
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Ugh, it's just not good.
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- It tastes really similar to the steak tartare to me.
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It almost feels to me like
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an organ of some sort.
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- (FBE) So that was human meat. - Are you serious?
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No, she's joking.
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- (FBE) Nope. - Not joking?
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[Bleep] that, yeah. Sorry to the homey, bro.
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- (FBE) So that was actually human meat. - You're kidding, right?
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- Are you-- (whimpering)
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- Oh my gosh. I'm a cannibal.
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- No. That's illegal as [bleep].
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- (FBE) No American restaurants serve human meat.
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But thanks to this being a special episode,
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we worked with the sponsor to get it donated from a service
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here in L.A. as part of a social experiment.
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- No effin' way. I just ate a person.
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[Bleep].
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- I feel so grossed out right now!
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I think I'm-- I'm gonna go vegetarian after this.
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- Well, thank you for letting me try human meat.
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- You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking.
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- (FBE) So obviously we're just kidding.
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It's illegal to eat human meat. - Why would you do that to me?
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I was really feeling guilty about this.
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- I was about to cry!
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- Okay, that's what I thought. Whew! Oh my gosh.
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- I was like, "Oh no, how am I gonna explain to my mom
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that I ate a human?"
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- (FBE) This was a combination of various raw meats
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to match cannibals' descriptions of the taste of people.
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- Ew! What the eff? (shaky groan)
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- If that's what humans taste like, they don't taste very good.
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- Why would you even want to think of what people tasted like?
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Just leave people be. Don't eat them.
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- (FBE) So now that you have the taste
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of human flesh in your mouth, we're gonna show you the trailer
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for the horror film Raw,
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a story of a vegetarian who,
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after eating raw meat in a school hazing,
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discovers her need for raw meat of all kinds.
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- I don't know if I'm ready. Yikes.
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- Damn! That sounds intense. I'm pumped.
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(silence)
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(car approaching) - I'm kind of excited.
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(tires skidding)
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- Oh! (crash)
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- Oh my gosh.
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(continuous honk)
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- Whoa. What the [bleep]?
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♪ (high piano notes) ♪
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♪ (low, ominous music) ♪
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- This is weird.
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- I'm terrified for some reason.
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- What the heck? Oh my goodness.
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- What the heck?
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(gasps)
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- I'm getting, like, Carrie vibes from this.
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Like, "Oh my gosh, you guys shouldn't have messed with her.
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Now she's gonna kill everyone."
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- This is intense.
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- Ew, what?
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That's messed up.
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♪ (music gradually intensifying) ♪
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- Oh my gosh.
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- She got mad, mad eczema.
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- This is making me itchy just looking at it.
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♪ (music goes quiet) ♪
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- She gonna eat him.
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♪ (percussion riffs) ♪ - Ew.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I already know what's gonna happen.
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- What's going on?
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- Dude, this looks crazy.
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That's exactly how I feel after eating a piece of human.
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- Ew. (whimpers)
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- Oh, that's nasty.
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♪ (music climaxes, stops) ♪
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- (groans)
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(silence)
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- What the [bleep] was that?
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- That was definitely super intense.
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- That looks so freaking good!
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- The meat I probably won't eat again.
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But the movie I'll definitely go see.
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- Thanks for watching us eat raw meat on the React channel.
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We have tons of new shows every single week.
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- Later, guys! I'm be seasoning you all soon.
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Seeing. Seeing you all soon.
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♪ (French accordion music) ♪