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  • Namaste.

  • Namaste.

  • You have a really great yoga practice.

  • I saw your inversions at the end of class, pretty impressive!

  • Thank you, I've been practicing about five days a week for quite a while now.

  • How long have you been practicing?

  • Um... about a year.

  • I'm actually gonna get my certification this fall.

  • That's really fantastic.

  • I bet you're gonna be a great teacher.

  • I'm sorry, did you just look at my chest?

  • Yeah.

  • Can I go to one yoga class without being completely ogled by some jerk?

  • Hold on just, just a second here, can I say something really quickly?

  • Oh, now you're asking for permission, please...

  • If you really didn't want me to stare at your beautiful breasts, you'd be wearing something other than a purple sports bra, covering maybe a third of your perfect tits.

  • And another thing, I'm biologically programmed to stare at boobs, okay?

  • It's in my DNA to scan for supple, life-giving breasts.

  • And it's not a personal thing, it's not about me, it's about my potential future offspring! Okay?

  • So really it's a selfless act I'm paying it forward.

  • And one last thing, okay, if all that isn't enough.

  • I spent the best eighteen months of my life sucking on those things for my very sustenance, okay?

  • So don't you think that maybe, in the recesses of my mind that I look at breasts and I think of a safe haven, that they are objects of love and caring, representing a time in my life when days were easy, and that maybe I saw all of that in your beautiful breasts?

  • I don't know what to say.

  • That was actually logical, and somehow sweet.

  • Do you wanna go get coffee or something?

  • You know, that'd be really great.

  • Hey, Mitch, how's it going man?

  • Hey Greg, I thought you were swimming, what are you doing at yoga?

  • Oh, well, I was, and then I met April and now I'm doing yoga.

  • Are you guys... ?

  • -Yeah... -Oh, no no no no no...

  • Excuse me?

  • I'm sorry, I just...

  • Mitch just made some really great points about my breasts.

  • God damn it, Mitch.

  • Sorry Greg.

  • April, have you ever been to a chakra-puncture-meditation?

  • This guy?

  • Oh! come on... really?

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  • And if you wanna see the prequel, click here.

  • If you like tits, click over here.

  • If you wanna lose your mind, click here.

  • If you like these T-shirts, send us a thousand dollars, and we'll send you one. -Yeah.

  • Maybe two.

  • -I don't think so. -Two is too much.

Namaste.

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Tit for Tat - ( Why Men Stare at Breasts ) {The Kloons}

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  • Having or showing the capacity to develop into something in the future.
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  • The capacity to develop into something in the future
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  • A practice where someone is guided through a meditative process, often with verbal cues or imagery.
  • A type of meditation that involves focusing on the present moment without judgment.
  • The practice of focusing the mind for a period of time, often for relaxation or spiritual purposes.
  • A religious exercise involving contemplation or reflection.
  • A devotional exercise involving contemplation or reflection, often in a religious context.
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  • Repeated exercise of an activity or skill in order to improve or maintain proficiency.
  • Repeated exercise in or performance of an activity or skill so as to acquire or maintain proficiency in it.
  • Repeated exercise in or performance of an activity or skill so as to acquire or maintain proficiency in it.
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  • To perform an activity or exercise a skill repeatedly or regularly in order to improve or maintain one's proficiency.
  • To work as a doctor or lawyer
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  • Causing admiration or respect; grand or expensive
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  • Having a strong effect, commanding attention.
  • Large or imposing in scale or scope.
  • Evoking admiration through size, quality, or skill; making a strong impact.
  • Evoking admiration through size, quality, or skill; grand or remarkable.
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  • Authorization to do something.
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  • Formal authorization from an authority.
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