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Hello, I'm Ira Glass.
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Welcome to another episode of my new podcast.
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Friends. Who needs them?
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You do!
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This week's challenge: Put yourself out there.
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When a hand of friendship is offered to you, take it.
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You can do it.
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Now, go. Make some friends.
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Make friends. Check.
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Nice to meet you, Shelly and Sandy.
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How was your day?
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Oh, you want me to start?
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How polite, Sandy.
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I gotta warn you: It's got gummy worms, tater tots, and ketchup leather.
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I know! No liverwurst.
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It's not like me to forget the protein.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Nobody likes my sandwiches.
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Whoa!
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Is that peppercorn?
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Sand!
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There you are!
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This mangy stray's done enough damage for today; he's coming with me.
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He's not a stray.
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Is he your dog?
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He's, like, totally mine!
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If you want to be.
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I'd like that very much.
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Okay, then. What's his name?
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I don't have one.
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He... his name's...
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... Snacks!
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- What? - Snacks?
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Uh... I mean, Scooby!
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Middle name?
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Dooby.
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Last name.
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Doo.
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All right.
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If the dog has a middle name... there's no punishment for damages or theft.
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I don't like it, but them's the laws.
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Well, have a good day, sir.
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Mr. Dooby Doo.
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I'm Norvel, but everyone calls me Shaggy.
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Raggy.
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No, it's Shaggy.
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That's what I said. Raggy!
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We'll work on it.
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Shaggy, you and your new friend better hurry up if you want to trick-or-treat.
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Yay! Okay, Mom!
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Let me show you my room.
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Who's that?
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This is Blue Falcon; he's half man, half falcon.
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What's this?
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It's a bed; you sleep in it.
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Soft! I've never had a bed before.
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In fact, I've never had anything before
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I ran out this afternoon and I got something for you.
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I know we just met and I didn't want to seem too desperate or, you know, come on too strong, but...
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I love it!
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I promise I'll never take it off.
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As long as we have each other, we'll be just fine on our own.
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Uh...
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What's the hold up?
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The ball return won't return our ball.
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Oh, there it is.
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Zoinks!
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Like, what is going on?
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No offense, but I think I like you better as a bowling ball!
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Me, too!
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Look out!
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What now?
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Follow my lead.
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Who's hungry?
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Check out the specials!
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So, like, what are you guys in the mood to eat?
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And please don't say human.
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Or dog.
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Okay, bowling alley yakatori.
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And how about you guys?
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Hot wings to share?
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Got it. And for you?
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Oh, no! We're out of calamari!
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Did we lose them?
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[I'm] Pretty sure we didn't!
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Looks like this is goodbye, old buddy.
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I never saw Paris.
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Huh?
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Oh, man! Dig that crazy elevator.
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You okay, Scooby Doo?
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Yeah, I'm good.
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Where are we?
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- Do you realize where we are? - No.
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Look around, man!
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The clean modern aesthetic, the cool blue color palette, we're in...
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- IKEA! - ... the Falcon Fury!
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Did you say IKEA?
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Nope. I said Falcon Fury, just like you.
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Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to....
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It's nice to be wanted.
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Ow! What was that for?
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Making sure this isn't a dream.
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You're supposed to pinch yourself.
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Finished?
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- Ow! - Yes!
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Uh, guys? Adventure's calling, and it's for you.
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Hello, adventure. Yes, will you take my name and number off your list?
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But Raggy, this is our chance!
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- You really want to do this? - Uh-huh.
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Well, I'm not gonna let you do it without me.
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After all, there is no "I" in Scooby and Shaggy.
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Wait, is there? No. All good.
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- We're in! - We're in!
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That's what I'm talking about.
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FYI, you are officially out of... everything.
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Yes! I love these guys.
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Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob Shag specialty.
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Whoa! You put jalapeño peppers on your ice cream?
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Heat and sweet.
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It's our signature dessert.
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Hustle, you two, we haven't got all day.
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Second thoughts?
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Honestly, buddy? I'm on my fourth or fifth thoughts.
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Oh, man. This amusement park isn't very amusing.
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Hey! Did Dastardly get the anonymous tip, too?
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- This way! - Yikes!
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Haha, weak link, my butt!
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Whoa, dude, what do you want with us?
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I don't care about you; you're not remotely important.
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It's the dog I need.
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Stay! Sit! Kneel! Did nobody train this thing?
