Name: GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Intro & Mission #1 - I luv LC [100%] (1080p)
Uploaded: 2025-11-28T02:41:35.000Z
Duration: 14 min 26 s
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Man, I don't think that's such a good idea.

Yeah, they said catching that pass in my high school championship football game was a bad idea because I broke my leg in 13 places.

But I scored a touchdown and won the game.

The world was built out of bad ideas, my friend.

The PE4 has been molded and is set to explode in 60 seconds.

Now, listen, people, we're your friends, me and me brother here.

Why you telling them we're brothers, you idiot?

That's gonna make it hard for them to find us, isn't it?

I'm trying to be honest with these people.

Ireland's not the only thing that's green.

That's gonna narrow the search, ain't it?

Fuck you Take the needle out your arm, then tell me what to do.

I'll let you tell me what to do when you stop shoving half a Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night, motherfucker.

Yeah, like I said, man, everything's a little fussy.

Well, if you think of anything else, Mr. Lopez.

Oh, the usual boyfriend who thinks I'm a cash machine.

One nightclub catering to the rich, mindless crowd.

In a city where the rich, mindless crowd is suddenly poor and mindless.

Another club catering to the gay and decadent crowd, where the gay and decadent crowd suddenly think decadence means buying outrageous new throw cushions instead of getting loaded in a bar.

And every half witness part time hood in this city thinking, I know, let's put the squeeze on the club owners.

They must really, really want to substitute my inadequacies with their money.

Because after all, they want to stay up all night talking bullshit to morons because they enjoy it.

You know, if the bodyguard business partner thing doesn't work out, you should consider a career as a fucking life coach.

Yeah, he said he loves you, but he can't handle working the door at a gay club anymore.

I think the little people who live in his head.

Yeah, he says he saw you last night and you was holding court with that chloe parker until 4am I was?

45 years old and I get my kicks doing blow with 17 year old kids whose only claim to fame is that people know better what their vagina looks like than their face.

It's easier to get into your apartment than into your nightclub.

Yeah, we have a no guido policy at the club here.

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GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Intro & Mission #1 - I luv LC [100%] (1080p)

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