Cybersecurity is like being a digital bodyguard.

Bodyguard. Depending on what year you're watching this, that is already very dated, and you

No, it's an interesting one but Bodyguard took off in a way that I think no one expected

I learned how to make a speech from the movie called Bodyguard, Whitney Houston.

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Now let's look at 2013: relatively unnoticed, Hitler's bodyguard died at the age of 96; while in June, Edward Snowden started the NSA scandal.

Who made you her bodyguard?

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And so this Republican Jesus is kind of portrayed as a divine bodyguard for traditional American values: capitalism, gun rights, border enforcement, religious freedom, but

If you don't want to be your team's bodyguard, you can just do your own things with the enemies while your allies and some minions gangbang Mr. Pedobear.