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  • Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...

  • Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to penetrate any lady's jungle, if you get what I mean.

  • In the laning phase, you must use your Kitty Claw on that bunny's booty everytime it's available to witness some really ridiculous damage and,

  • because of that, no one will dare to pickpocket a minion when you're nearby,

  • that fatherfucker will stop chasing you after being scratched by Garfield

  • and that surprised stripclub fuckabish will have to take the long road to get back in lane.

  • But, if you want to become a mad beast, you must fist that dog in the asshole non-stop until he leaves the lane like a pussy.

  • What? You got your balls kicked in the process? Then become a Ninja Turtle and recover them by stealing the minion's seeds.

  • When you're ready to K.O. your opponent, you have to stun him with a Double Fist on the balls, use Catwoman's special ability to damage him a bit,

  • become a Ninja Turtle to shield yourself from the puny damage done by that guy,

  • stun him once again with another Double Fist in the back hole and use a Kitty Claw-Ignite combo to teach him who's the boss in the club.

  • If you're mid and the wannabe Dark Magician Girl throws some peanuts at you, just Flash-Kitty Claw combo that faker to force her to use that Flash and,

  • if she comes back for more, she will deeply regret her dumb decision.

  • A weak little boy's trying to get some family money? Give him a few smacks on the face and it's JAY JEY!

  • When you get your Sonic Boots, you will be able to drive faster than Baby Mario on his stroller

  • and that's why you should leave your lane to have a marvelous threesome with Mr. Dongers.

  • Hold on, ladies and gentlemen. Don't go back in your lane yet!

  • Since you're already on the move, why don't you go all the way to chinatown to bring a charming lady to a romantic candle dinner

  • and if she doesn't want that shit, well she can't really refuse your invitation or she'll get run over by Bob The Sexy Builder.

  • Hey, hey, wait a second, little excited dude.

  • Don't you dare go back in your lane yet because you have to spank that chibi pervert once more for not being a nice kid on Christmas' Eve.

  • If the jungler that held your lane while you were on your trip is getting buttfucked by that dirty dog,

  • it's time to come back to your initial position to save your friend in distress by slapping that dog with a...

  • After you get your Trinity Phreak, killing a squishy baby girl will be easier than playing Barbie Dreamhouse Party.

  • Thanks to your Ghost and your Youmuu's Ghostblade, you will run faster than a cheetah and no one will be able to escape from your claws.

  • When you get all your armor penetration items, you can be sure that this poor woman will feel your Cheetos all the way inside.

  • In teamfights, your job is to do everything you can to protect your teammates from getting killed.

  • If someone goes down, you take down his killer, simple as that.

  • Then, if you spot a little cougar, you have to K.O. her with your Double Punch-Kitty Claw combo before running in the jungle to tell Tarzan that you fisted his personal bitch to death.

  • If you don't want to be your team's bodyguard, you can just do your own things with the enemies while your allies and some minions gangbang Mr. Pedobear.

  • Don't be scared, my friend. You'll be so powerful that the enemy carries won't be able to send you to the hospital.

  • You know, if a persistent fuckabish doesn't want to leave your pet alone, you can hide in the Fog of War before yelling...

  • If she's out of your reach, you can just abuse the daughter in front of the parents to make Leblanc regret her actions.

  • After that, you have to follow mama and papa until they go back home to lock them up there indefinitely for being the worst parents of the century.

  • That's it for today, people!

  • Don't forget to check out my channel for more boring League of Legends videos.

  • Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I will only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.

  • Ciaossu!

Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...

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