Name: Trump Signs Order to Make Showers Great Again, Admits Fear of a Depression Led to Tariff Pause
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Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to...The Tonight Show!

Well, guys, tomorrow, President Trump is getting his annual physical.

He was handed a giant chart to pick what he'd like his weight to be.

Halfway through, his doctor will be like, forget the tariffs. I think I need to pause for 90 days.

That's right. Trump's getting his physical tomorrow, and while I'm sure his doctors will be very thorough,

I wanted to ask him some questions myself.

Mr. President, thank you for talking to us about your health.

I'm a perfect physical specimen, and I'm very, very young.

It says here you're getting a prostate exam.

You are going to hear the wailing and shrieking.

Now, forgive me for asking, but are you getting up a lot at night to urinate?

Just for our record, can you tell me the name of your doctor?

And who would you like to put as your emergency contact?

All right, thank you very much for your time.

Trump just signed an executive order to make America's showers great again, with more powerful showerheads that no longer restrict water flow.

America's like, what are you doing on our 401K?

And Trump was like, stronger shower nozzles.

Stronger showers are better than what Trump does now, which is lying on the hood of a Cybertruck and going through a car wash.

Trump said that he has to stand under the shower for 15 minutes before he gets wet.

I think the problem is Trump wears so much bronzer, he made himself waterproof.

Yeah, the good news is more powerful showerheads are on the way. Bad news, they're all made in China.

So, I mean, that's just how we can't win.

Of course, everyone's still talking about Trump's decision to pause all of his new tariffs.

And I read that, actually, he did it because he was afraid that it would lead to a depression.

Yeah, but Trump said that if we do have a depression, it'll be greater than the Great Depression.

The Great Depression is also what Trump calls his spot on the couch.

Some business news. You guys hear about the big Audi recall?

Audi is recalling more than 44,000 vehicles due to a software issue.

An aging flex coil can lead to a problem like your warning lights to stop working.

It's okay. At least I still have my trusty Volvo.

The company is recalling some hybrid vehicles because the battery may short-circuit and cause a fire.

A fire? Yeah, that's not good. That's not good.

Man, now how am I supposed to get groceries?

I'm grilling out this weekend and need to pick up some cheddar-flavored

Johnsonville bratwurst have been recalled.

I'm sorry, 5,000 bags of Happy Farms Colby Jack.

A recall alert is for bags of shredded cheese.

This impacts about 5,000 pounds, bags, I'm sorry, 5,000 bags of Happy Farms Colby Jack.

I'll just check my, uh, pantry for Texas Pete hot sauce, pardon me.

Check your pantry for Texas Pete hot sauce, pardon me.

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Trump Signs Order to Make Showers Great Again, Admits Fear of a Depression Led to Tariff Pause

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