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  • [gasps] Mr. Krabs!

  • [sniffing]

  • I don't smell his pulse.

  • [gasps] What's that?

  • [groaning]

  • Is somebody there?

  • [whimpering]

  • Don't look at me!

  • - Mr. Krabs? - Leave me be!

  • You're alive!

  • And... naked.

  • [crying] It's true.

  • I've molted.

  • What's "molted"?

  • It's when a crab gets too fat.

  • Uh, oh, well, outgrows his shell.

  • - It falls off. - Wow.

  • [teeth chattering]

  • Ah, ah!

  • On, another bad dream.

  • [screaming]

  • Mr. Krabs?

  • Meow.

  • Oh. Sorry, Gary, I'm not used to your new shell.

  • [door creaks]

  • Meow!

  • [cowering]

  • SpongeBob, my boy, I need to borrow a blanket.

  • There you go, Mr. Krabs.

  • Thanks, boyo.

  • Now I'm all toasty.

  • [sighs]

  • I guess all's shell that ends shell.

  • Huh, Gary?

  • [laughs] That's a good one.

  • Gary?

  • Gary?

  • Gary?

  • [blowing a raspberry]

  • [ka-ching]

  • Oh, no, you don't!

  • [growls]

  • Mallet, please!

  • All right, man, let's see if we can, like,

  • work out some of this tension.

  • Why, you...! Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

  • [panting]

  • Hyah!

  • How's the cold-blooded test going?

  • Great! He's in the freezer right now.

  • SpongeBob, you moron! Cold-blooded means

  • your body is the same temperature

  • as the water around it, not that you're actually cold!

  • Ah!

  • [teeth chattering]

  • Squidward...

  • Why?

  • Oh, Mr. Krabs, I'm so sorry!

  • We had to give you your physical without you knowing,

  • or the Krusty Krab would've been shut down,

  • and I'd have to get a real job!

  • All right! Final test!

  • Shell durability!

  • Yah!

  • No! No, no, no, no, no! No!

  • [groaning]

  • Now you see why I don't like checkups?!

  • [crying]

  • Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.

  • Yes, you failed every test today,

  • but Squidward and I will whip you into shape,

  • even if it takes the rest of the weekend!

  • [crying]

  • Hey, Plankton. What are Simmy and Tally up to?

  • Oh, just setting up the rest of the activities.

  • The cotton candy machine,

  • hot roasted peanuts,

  • games of chance,

  • bottles you can knock over to win a prize,

  • the world's most exciting roller coaster,

  • a deep fryer for delicacies...

  • Delicacies?

  • And of course, the dunking booth!

  • Uh... Have you seen the calliope?

  • [cheerful music starts playing]

  • - Aww! - Now look here, Plankton.

  • Me loyal employees would never be taken in

  • by such a shallow display--

  • One side, chubby!

  • [screaming]

  • [yelps]

  • Yum.

  • [grunting]

  • Is this backwards?

  • Oh! No, that's not it either.

  • You were saying, Krabs?

  • Mr. Krabs is right, Plankton.

  • We're having lots of fun. Come on, Mr. Krabs.

  • SpongeBob, would you mind helping me with my zipper?

  • Hey! Join us, boy!

  • Ho-ho-ho! I can't believe I'm allowed to lift these...

  • really heavy...

  • pieces of metal for free!

  • [strained laugh]

  • [grunting]

  • Free...!

  • [grunting]

  • Oh! No!

  • [air whistling]

  • [screaming]

  • [panting]

  • [grinding]

  • [panicking]

  • Ah! I was saving these for lunch,

  • but now is as good a time as ever to start a diet.

  • Hmm... Yah, yah!

  • [screaming]

  • [grunts]

  • Clap of thunder!

  • Uh? Oh...

  • Is that all you got?

  • Hmm? Oh, no.

  • Oh, why did I ask that question?

  • You can go to the reunion and pretend to be me.

  • I get to be a navy buddy?

  • 'Course, you'll need some time to approximate me personality.

  • Oh, that'll be a snap.

  • Squidward and I have been doing it behind your back for years.

  • Alright, show me what you got.

  • [clears throat] Look at me, I'm Mr. Krabs.

  • I love money.

  • [chuckles] Say, that ain't half-bad.

  • I once won a marathon because someone dropped

  • a penny at the finish line.

  • That's me! [laughs]

  • Every night, I tuck me wallet in and tell it a bedtime story.

  • Goodnight, wallety.

  • Yeah, okay, I get the point.

  • Oh, what's that you say?

  • Me daughter Pearl needs an operation?

  • I'll do it meself and save a nickel.

  • [imitating Mr. Krabs' laugh]

  • [laughing]

  • That'll do, SpongeBob.

  • Whoo-hoo! We did it, boys!

  • The Krusty Krab lives to see another day!

  • Three cheers for a successful ruse!

  • Let's just make it one.

  • Hip hip, hooray!

  • So, you said there would be some money in this for me?

  • [squealing]

  • [laughing]

  • You'll never get me money!

  • [laughing]

[gasps] Mr. Krabs!

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