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  • [Interviewer] You don't think Santa can fall in love?

  • No, he's married to his job.

  • [Santa's Job According To Kids]

  • Who's Santa?

  • He's the person who gives us all the gifts.

  • But if you're bad, he gives you a piece of coal.

  • He's an old man, about 42,000. I'm guessing.

  • Probably over a hundred years old, and I don't believe that.

  • I'm just predicting that it's not real.

  • There's no way somebody can live for over a thousand years.

  • He has a flying sled.

  • He has flying reindeers now.

  • [Interviewer] So, how do the reindeer fly? I don't get it.

  • I have no clue.

  • Cause he's magic and he can make the reindeers fly.

  • There's no way that flying reindeers is true.

  • Parents make it up so they can think it's real.

  • Then when you really grow up, your mom's just gonna tell you Santa's not real and you're just gonna remember that till you have kids.

  • He knows everything, he does not have cameras, he is magic.

  • He got some assistance, and those are the elves.

  • They make his presents, and I have no clue what they are.

  • Oh, and you always have a Christmas tree.

  • If you don't, where will Santa put the presents?

  • He delivers his presents under the Christmas tree and that's it!

  • [Interviewer] Then he leaves?

  • He goes to different houses, silly.

  • [Interviewer] Can you tell me about where Santa lives?

  • North Pole.

  • Well he has a gingerbread house.

  • I guess he have (has) like a few neighbors, like maybe the elves.

  • That's a real place, they made you believe, so far away, you're never gonna go there.

  • When I'm a teenager, I'm gonna go there.

  • I'm gonna look throughout every place, and mom you're comin' with me, and you're gonna tell me where the North Pole is.

  • He's going on vacation to get relaxed, so he'll be right in time for next year.

  • The beach, I guess the north beach.

  • He goes to Hawaii, California, places that you could just be all relaxed.

  • Santa's a worker, he never can get breaks.

  • But I think he can go to the winter Santa amusement park.

  • Santa whaling roller coaster.

  • The handy dandy Santa Santa Ferris wheel!

  • I'm drawing the elves before I draw Santa, so like you know.

  • Santa takes time!

  • He (is) in his going out outfit, you know.

  • Santa does have a wife, actually, her name is Bertha.

  • Actually, Bertha was the one that is usually dressing up as the Easter Bunny.

  • [Interviewer] Oh!

  • She's in charge of Easter.

  • These?

  • [Interviewer] Are those like, sticks?

  • Feet.

  • [Interviewer] Oh, he doesn't wear shoes?

  • No, he doesn't have enough money, he gave it (to) all the kids.

  • How does he get down the chimney?

  • Break in your door, bust the alarm.

  • He'll go down your chimney.

  • Maybe his reindeers go for it, they're skinny enough.

  • Cause he's magical!

  • [Interviewer] For Christmas he spends a lot of time like, going to different malls and stuff, and finding out what kids want?

  • No, those are called the fake Santas.

  • [Interviewer] Oh, those aren't real Santas?

  • They just dress up so they could get money.

  • Let me guess, you're gonna ask me to draw hands, I'm getting to it!

  • I said Santa was a cow.

  • You said Santa was a cow?

  • Yes, cause he is magical.

  • What else can Santa turn into?

  • A sheep.

  • I'm like seriously capturing the real Santa.

  • Fat guy is very fat, I'm very fat.

  • Santa eats everything that is edible, and I'm done.

  • Finished.

  • I just can't wait to see you this year, Santa.

  • [Interviewer] Is this the first time you're telling your mom that you don't buy her story?

  • Yes.

  • They just dress up so they could get money.

  • [Interviewer] Oh my gosh.

  • I know, they're rude.

  • [Interviewer] That's so bad.

[Interviewer] You don't think Santa can fall in love?

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