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After it was revealed
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that 87 million Facebook users' data was compromised
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by Cambridge Analytica, everyone wanted answers.
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And you could tell that
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because everyone was posting about it on Facebook.
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And when the American people
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are deeply concerned about something,
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you know what Congress does, nothing.
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But in this case, in this case,
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they summoned Mr. Facebook himself
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to the principal's office
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to explain what Facebook is doing with our information.
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And I'm not gonna lie, I don't know if it's just because
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I've never seen him with other humans before,
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but it genuinely looks like Zuckerberg sent
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a robot version of himself.
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Like, look at him. He looks like he's in Westworld right now.
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Look at that.
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In fact, in fact, can we play the audio from that clip?
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(robotic clanking, whirring)
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(whirring)
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Yeah, I thought so. I thought so.
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Now, now, look, I-I think we can all agree
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that because Facebook has so much power and influence,
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they need to be held accountable.
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They need to be accountable to someone.
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But I think we can also agree that the people
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that Facebook is accountable to
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maybe shouldn't be these guys.
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I'm communicating with my friends on Facebook
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and indicate that, uh,
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I love a certain kind of chocolate,
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and, uh, all of a sudden,
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I start receiving advertisements
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for chocolate.
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What if I don't want to receive
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those commercial advertisements?
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What?
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Then just stop writing about chocolate.
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I'm sure your friends will be okay
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not hearing about it for once.
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"I love chocolate. It's 5:00 a.m., Senator, go to bed."
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It's like Forrest Gump became a senator.
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What is this?
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I love chocolate, so much chocolate.
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You know, in a way, in a way, I feel like Zuckerberg
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has already experienced the worst punishment of all.
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He had to spend four hours
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explaining Facebook to senior citizens.
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That's... that's it.
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He served his time, people.
