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Have you ever been in a fight?
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JABY: So what happened was all the boys in the neighbourhood wanted to meet up at one particular boys house,
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Because he got access to his dads porn stash.
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GINGER: Ooooohhhh!
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JABY: There was a video. It was like black and white. It was like an hour long of just different scenes and stuff like that.
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(Ginger laughs)
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JABY: It was kinda weird cuz we were watching with other dudes.
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It was my -- it was the first --
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GINGER: Why do guys do that?!
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JABY: I don't know. I -- I don't know, but it was like the first porn video I ever saw.
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Basically we were all supposed to keep it a secret
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Somehow dude's dad found out...
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About every one watching it...
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And they thought I told somebody.
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And so all but one of them...
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Basically sucker punched me, right?
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That last person whose name I cant remember right now cuz it was soo long ago
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I've must'v been like 8 years old
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GINGER:His name was Rodney
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JABY: Yeah... I told him what happened, frustrated.
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And he's like, "Well, I didn't get to sucker punch you!"
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And he tries to punch me and I am like "Stop it!" And he kept trying to punch me and I am like, "Stop!!!"
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GINGER: Ohh my gosh!!
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JABY:And eventually it turned into a scuffle. This before all the martial arts.
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(Jaby laughs)
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JABY: This is like I am a kid
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I am actually winning the fight
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But I start crying
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And kids are like gathering around. And they're like, "Why are you crying?" And I'm like, "Because of our friendship!"
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GINGER: Oh thats so sweet cuz you have a heart.
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JABY: Exactly but...
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But then it goes on for like hours and then --
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GINGER: what?!!!!!!!
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JABY: We end up like going down the block to this neighbors house and ALL the kids in the neighborhood have gathered.
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And I -- and I'm like, "... I'm kinda tired...
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"And I'd like to go home...
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"Cuz its night time now...
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"This is clearly not gonna stop anytime soon..
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"I have to go..."
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GINGER: Thats always a good choice.
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JABY: I ran home to eat dinner
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And then after that were you friends with Rodney any more?
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-Yaa we were all friends after that
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-Awwwww!! Was it worth it for watching that porn tho
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-NOOOO!!
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The porn was just awkward. It's like when you are 8 years old nothing makes sense, you're like, "What is that juice coming out of her?"
