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  • Blocko: Hey There!

  • Welc-

  • Guys guys!

  • No time for the intro.

  • I've found it.

  • THE TRUE PURPOSE OF A TOILET

  • It's a portal to the YOUR world. I know!

  • Well that's my hunch at least.

  • We're gonna test it out.

  • Maybe I will see you there!

  • Here we go!

  • [OVERLY DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Oh my god.

  • It smells so bad!

  • Whoa it worked!

  • oh hey!

  • PHIL: Aren't you Blocko from Life Noggin?

  • BLOCKO: In the flesh!

  • Well, pixel i guess.

  • PHIL: Oh my god, I don't even have time to freak out.

  • I'm on date and it's going awful and I need to stress cry in this stall so if you could just

  • BLOCKO: Well what's wrong?

  • PHIL: Everything is going wrong!

  • BLOCKO: Also, where am I?

  • PHIL: You know things!

  • How do I become better at dating?

  • BLOCKO: I don't really know too much about dating.

  • I don't think I -

  • PHIL: Please! Please! You gotta help me out!

  • I am so desperate and i...

  • I am talking to an animation.

  • BLOCKO: Okay okay!

  • How about this?

  • I help you as best as i can, using science of course, and you can take me around Los

  • Angeles and show me the sights.

  • PHIL: Yeah yeah yeah fine! Whatever!

  • Just tell me what to do.

  • BLOCKO: Well where's your date?

  • PHIL: I can't believe she left.

  • I didn't think it was going that bad.

  • BLOCKO: Phil, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

  • PHIL: I know.

  • I've already seen your video on that.

  • There has to be some kind of invisible force at play here right?

  • BLOCKO: Actually yeah!

  • There called Pheromones!

  • PHIL: Are you about to start doing that thing where you have a bunch of information pour

  • out and there is infographi-

  • BLOCKO: You see, pheromones are substances emitted by an organism to help elicit a certain

  • behavioral or psychological response in another organism of the same species.

  • They're carried in the air, received by the nose, and then can go to places in the

  • brain.

  • The first one was found with silkworm moths, but since then they've been found in other

  • animals like pigs, hamsters and even goldfish!

  • There is still some controversy though over whether or not they exist with you humans.

  • PHIL: Huh.

  • I didn't know that.

  • BLOCKO: Well, That's kinda what I'm here for!

  • [GENERIC ROYALTY FREE POP SONG PLAYS AS PHIL'S RING TONE]

  • PHIL: This is a joke.

  • It's just a joke ringtone.

  • BLOCKO: Answer the phone Phil.

  • PHIL: Sure.

  • Hey! Hey there!

  • VOICE ON PHONE: Hey Phil, I'm so sorry.

  • I had to run and take care of a family thing.

  • PHIL: Oh it's no worries.

  • VOICE ON PHONE: I was wondering if you'd like to have dinner tonight as a re-do.

  • If you're busy I understand.

  • PHIL: No no no, I'm not busy at all.

  • I'm free all the time.

  • Uh, well not all the time.

  • I do things sometimes.

  • I just uh...

  • Yeah.

  • Tonight sounds great.

  • How about 7?

  • Same place?

  • VOICE ON PHONE: That sounds good to me!

  • PHIL: Alright.

  • It's a date.

  • BLOCKO: I thought it was already a date?

  • VOICE ON PHONE: See you soon!

  • PHIL: BYE!

  • BLOCKO: Phil?...

  • Phil?

  • Phil!?

  • Phillium!

  • PHIL: Why did i say 7?

  • That's not even enough time to panic!

  • You still need to tell me what to do!

  • BLOCKO: Whoa! Okay! Hold on!

  • Everything you're feeling is normal.

  • When you're attracted to someone, your dopamine levels rise like a giant wave!

  • It's what gives you that intense craving to want to see them and the euphoria you get

  • whenever you're around them.

  • Your serotonin levels also drop, which helps boost your desire and can cause you to focus

  • on little else other than your potential partner.

  • These changing chemicals in your body can help explain why humans start blushing, have

  • have sweaty palms,

  • and even have their hearts go aflutter,

  • speeding like a racecar when they like someone!

  • In this case that someone is Katie.

  • PHIL: Yeah but what if she -

  • BLOCKO: Never saw the sun?

  • Good question!

  • You see -

  • PHIL: What? No!

  • What if she doesn't like me?

  • BLOCKO: Oh!

  • We'll i think she likes you!

  • I mean i don't know too much about dating but she still wants to hang out with you so,

  • that's gotta be a good sign right?

  • PHIL: You're right.

  • I- I can do this.

  • I-I-I can totally do this.

  • I can't do this.

  • I totally can't do this.

  • BLOCKO: Yes you can!

  • This all just science.

  • Okay?

  • It's not some mystical force.

  • Act like she's a person and you're gonna be okay.

  • Plus if things go south just start saying a bunch of facts.

  • PHIL: Why would I do that?

  • BLOCKO: Oh.

  • I don't know.

  • It's just always worked for me so that's what I do.

  • PHIL: Here she comes! Hide!

  • BLOCKO: Good luck!

  • Ow!

  • Hey! I'm still in here!

  • PHIL: My bad!

  • KATIE: So sorry again!

  • PHIL: Oh don't even worry about it.

  • I hope everything is okay?

  • KATIE: No, yeah, My brother had a flat tire so I had to be the hero.

  • PHIL: Well, I'm glad everything's okay now!

  • KATIE: What have you been up to since we last saw each other?

  • PHIL: Ah! You know!

  • Just uh... hanging out.

  • Real quick. Sorry to interrupt.

  • Just dropping off some chips and salsa.

  • The salsa is really bad.

  • Please don't eat it.

  • I'll be right back to take care of you guys.

  • PHIL: Thank you.

  • KATIE: So have you seen any good movies recently?

  • PHIL: Yeah.

  • I just watched a short documentary on birds.

  • KATIE: Oh really?

  • Can you give me any cool bird facts?

  • PHIL: Um...

  • BLOCKO: DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME BIRDS EAT OTHER BIRDS!!!

  • PHIL: What are you doing?

  • BLOCKO: Well, you couldn't think of a fact so I helped.

  • KATIE: Who is this cute little guy?

  • BLOCKO: Oh hey there!

  • My name is Blocko!

  • KATIE: Hi Blocko.

  • What are you in his shirt pocket?

  • PHIL: He was just um...

  • BLOCKO: Phil is acting the way he's acting because-

  • PHIL: He gets a little loopy sometimes.

  • BLOCKO: Oh, you wanna talk loopy?

  • You made friends with an animation you found in the toilet.

  • KATIE: Oh please tell me more.

  • BLOCKO: Certainly.

  • After he found me in the bathroom he asked me -

  • PHIL: Oh you know we don't really need to get into that.

  • BLOCKO: Phil, don't be so modest.

  • He's all sweaty because he finds you attractive.

  • This is all science.

  • PHIL: This is a nightmare.

  • BLOCKO: When people find each other attractive, things happen outside the body that you can see!

  • Besides Phil's sweaty palms here, your pupils can dilate when you like someone, opening

  • up in an unconscious reaction.

  • Not only that, but Phil partially has you KATIE to blame for all those bags under his eyes.

  • in the early stages of liking someone, it can be common for you humans to lose out on