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  • She's healthier than me.

  • Ever since I can remember,

  • I have made a conscious effort in my life to have a incredibly clean and healthy diet.

  • I am vegan and I tend not to eat too much gluten.

  • Eating food is equal to happiness,

  • so I really need to focus on eating what I like.

  • A lot of junk food, usually.

  • My mom was really into health,

  • and so it's something I grew up with.

  • I'm sure that when I start eating healthy,

  • it'll probably, you know, do something magical?

  • I mean if it doesn't,

  • I'm never gonna healthy, so.

  • I think for me it's gonna be hard mentally.

  • But physically it's gonna be harder for you.

  • So literally all my favorite food is there.

  • Okay, pizza.

  • Oh you put in parentheses,

  • "I can usually eat the whole pizza."

  • "No vegetables on it, hehehehe."

  • So I guess I'm eating a whole pizza.

  • Let's go.

  • So, breakfast smoothie. I like smoothies.

  • Blueberries, kale, banana, wheatgrass powder.

  • What's wheatgrass?

  • Wheatgrass is um,

  • it's a grass.

  • So I'm eating grass.

  • Yeah.

  • I think one out of 10,

  • I'll do maybe like eight.

  • I think I'm gonna do terrible.

  • So Saturday morning

  • I went to get the smoothie for my breakfast smoothie.

  • And then I got a wheatgrass shot

  • because they had it.

  • She's gonna have a wheatgrass shot and then you'll be like,

  • "I can take on the world."

  • Ugh.

  • It's like, not good at all.

  • It's like warm grass.

  • I did the whole Saturday morning cartoon thing in bed with my Reese's Puffs.

  • Just really, really sugary.

  • I don't know if I can eat a whole bowl of this.

  • But it's kind of good.

  • So it's 11:50,

  • and I finished the smoothie while I was driving,

  • and I am so hungry.

  • I'm used to very carb heavy breakfast.

  • So I was getting kinda hangry.

  • So I went to yoga Saturday afternoon.

  • I was really tired during class.

  • It's as if the sugar from the cereal just rushed to my brain.

  • And all I wanna do is go get a giant Green Juice

  • to (bleep) cleanse the sugar out of my system.

  • Sky is drinking something healthy.

  • Whatcha drinkin'?

  • I cheated, okay?

  • But after dinner I made up for it.

  • I ate a whole bunch of Doritos.

  • I'm gonna eat so many of these.

  • These are (bleep) amazing.

  • Wow.

  • Smoothie time.

  • Oh, it's good.

  • Oh, I thought it was gonna taste like really bad,

  • but it's really good.

  • I even went hiking with my dog,

  • and I was like feeling good.

  • I was like, "Yeah, I feel healthy and I have energy!"

  • The only sucky part was like after I came back home,

  • I was super hungry and, you know, and tired.

  • But I had to cook again.

  • I really failed.

  • I failed hard.

  • I'm just gonna admit it.

  • I should've been better.

  • I should've stuck to the experiment more.

  • But I felt the effects.

  • And, Sunday night dinner,

  • I went through the Burger King drive-thru.

  • You are the last person I would imagine to even accept this challenge

  • because of how often we discuss health

  • and how often I see you doing, like, pushups in our backyard.

  • Hi, can I have a small fries and a Coke?

  • Like I feel, if anyone saw me doing this,

  • it would just ruin my image.

  • French fries and ketchup,

  • I can dig that.

  • But I don't know, like,

  • I don't have a burning desire to eat the rest of this.

  • I'm not craving this.

  • I'm craving a Green Juice.

  • So, we eat the kelp noodles with pesto, salad, some kale.

  • I want other stuff.

  • I want, like, chicken wings.

  • And I want burgers, pizza, other stuff to go with it.

  • I would prefer it with just like normal noodles.

  • I think that would be really, really good.

  • But this is a healthy alternative.

  • I'm really glad I did this challenge.

  • It was a really, like I learned a lot.

  • I learned how to cook a little bit.

  • And I learned about a lot of other ingredients that I didn't know about.

  • Like, I've realized throughout this experience that the food that I eat is so much a part of my identity.

  • And not having it, I feel like I'm not myself.

  • Sweet Chili Doritos are the bomb.

  • That's all I'm gonna say about that.

She's healthier than me.

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