Name: Ellen Improves Your Airplane Seat
Uploaded: 2017-04-13T05:57:10.000Z
Duration: 3 min
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- I AM GLAD WE'RE INSIDE. IT IS HOT OUTSIDE.

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IT WAS SO HOT YESTERDAY, I PUT ON A SWIMSUIT.

AND THAT'S WHEN THE MANAGER AT WALMART SAID,

THE WEATHER IS SUPPOSED TO GET BETTER THIS WEEK,

BUT TODAY, I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S--

IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT'S GONNA GET BETTER ANYTIME SOON,

FLYING IS JUST-- IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY YEAR,

THE AIRPLANE SEATS ARE CLOSER AND CLOSER TOGETHER.

PEOPLE ARE SQUISHED TOGETHER, CAUSING A LOT OF PROBLEMS.

A FEW WEEKS AGO, THERE WAS A FLIGHT, AND THIS--

IT WAS IN THE NEWS. YOU PROBABLY SAW THIS.

AND IT WOULDN'T GO BACK BECAUSE THE GUY BEHIND HER

PUT SOMETHING ON CALLED "THE KNEE DEFENDER."

THERE'S THIS LITTLE THING, AND IT'S A REAL PRODUCT,

BUT ANYWAY, YOU ATTACH IT TO THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU,

THE LADY ON THE FLIGHT ASKED THE GUY TO--

I GUESS SHE FIGURED OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON.

AND HE REFUSED TO TAKE IT OFF, SO SHE THREW HER DRINK AT HIM.

YOU JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHEN PEOPLE THROW DRINKS AT YOU.

SO I CAME UP WITH SOMETHING CALLED "THE E-DEFENDER."

AND HERE'S WHAT MINE IS, AND IT'S REALLY COOL.

AND IT GOES ON THE BACK OF THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU,

IT'S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE YOU CAN STORE THINGS IN IT.

MA'AM, DO YOU MIND IF I PUT THIS BEHIND YOU?

YOU CAN KIND OF CHARGE YOUR CELL PHONE, YOU KNOW?

YOU KNOW, WOULD KEEP SOMEBODY FROM RECLINING THEIR SEAT?"

THANKS FOR HELPING US OUT. APPRECIATE IT.

AND ANOTHER THING I DO ON THE SHOW EVERY DAY

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Ellen Improves Your Airplane Seat

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