Why are airplane windows oval?

Because I told the airplane manufacturers to do so.

Airplane seats weren't always designed this way.

AA's president at the time, C.R. Smith called it "The first airplane in the world that can make money just by hauling passengers."

In the golden days of ocean travel before the airplane, people had no choice. They had to use ships.

before the airplane, people had no choice.

This is from the Los Angeles Times: Olympian snowboarder sentenced in Youtube airplane crash stunt.

sentenced in Youtube airplane crash stunt.

This morning, growing turbulence for one of the world's largest airplane manufacturers Boeing, as the federal government has launched a new investigation into the company amid allegations about one of Boeing's airplanes.

In a letter to the FAA, his attorney writes, "It is likely to cause premature fatigue and failure over time in two major airplane joints."

ROMNEY: Mr. President, Mr. President, you're entitled as the president to your own airplane

The principle of stealth technology is to literally make an airplane invisible to the enemy.

It was also clear that they wanted uh...an airplane

so far? The answer is an airplane. You know, as you gain altitude there's less atmosphere

Did you invent the airplane?

Uh, they invented the airplane...

Besides this, cellular towers are miles below the airplane.

This can increase the possibility of causing interference with the airplane electronic equipment.