Why are airplane windows oval?

Because I told the airplane manufacturers to do so.

Airplane seats weren't always designed this way.

AA's president at the time, C.R. Smith called it "The first airplane in the world that can make money just by hauling passengers."

In the golden days of ocean travel before the airplane, people had no choice. They had to use ships.

before the airplane, people had no choice.

This is from the Los Angeles Times: Olympian snowboarder sentenced in Youtube airplane crash stunt.

sentenced in Youtube airplane crash stunt.

This morning, growing turbulence for one of the world's largest airplane manufacturers Boeing, as the federal government has launched a new investigation into the company amid allegations about one of Boeing's airplanes.

In a letter to the FAA, his attorney writes, "It is likely to cause premature fatigue and failure over time in two major airplane joints."

The principle of stealth technology is to literally make an airplane invisible to the enemy.

It was also clear that they wanted uh...an airplane

Did you invent the airplane?

Uh, they invented the airplane...

Why does airplane food taste bad?

In an airplane, the humidity is less as compared to that on the ground.

When lightning hits the airplane, the electric current travels through the outer skin of the plane.

Thus, the airplane and the passengers within remain protected.

Has your water bottle ever got crushed once your airplane landed?

Whereas, in an airplane the atmospheric pressure is low as compared to that on the surface of the earth.