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- Oh no, that doesn't feel right.
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My eyes are burning and I think that's not a good sign.
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(upbeat instrumental music)
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Eyeliner's impossible.
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Without a mirror, it's gonna be a mess.
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- It looks really hard.
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- I am not expecting great things.
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- I feel like I'm gonna be pretty good at this.
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- Well try.
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(groaning)
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- This is just what I use on a day-to-day basis.
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- Put on a blush, touch up a brow.
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- Liner for my eyes.
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And a concealer.
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- It's very complicated stuff.
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- I have no idea like how much product
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I'm actually putting on my face.
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Oh god, you're smiling.
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- I'm like trying to imagine my face in my head.
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(sighing)
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- Now be blunt.
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It's basically like beat the (bleep) out of your face.
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- I feel weird 'cause you don't know where to look.
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- I don't feel like I'm having any me time,
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'cause I can't see me.
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- Make sure everything's blended as hell.
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- I'm seeing if everything's blended in.
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- Bronzer.
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This could be bad.
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- Oh (bleep), I put that on too high,
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I can tell you that right now.
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- Oh god, I don't know where my cheekbones are.
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- My body just knows what to do.
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- I do this every freakin' day,
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but right now I really feel lost.
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- Eyebrows.
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(bleep) it.
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- I'm feeling for the hairs, to see where they are.
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- I actually don't fill in my brows, ever.
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- (bleep).
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- It feels like I'm just drawing on my forehead.
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- Oh god.
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(sighing)
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Here goes the liquid eyeliner.
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- I am so terrified to do this right now.
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(groaning)
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(laughing)
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- I feel my heart braking inside.
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- Oh (bleep), it's up there, I can feel it.
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- I have no idea if they're even.
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I don't even know if they're filled in right now.
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- I know there's eyeliner up here right now.
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- I don't even wanna see this eyeliner mess.
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- Do I look flawless?
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(bleep) this.
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- My eyebrows for sure, I don't wanna see.
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(groaning)
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- Okay.
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- Oh, damn!
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- Okay, I didn't blend in my bronzer at all.
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I look like I took like five shots.
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- This isn't that terrible.
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I would honestly do this in real life.
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- That's crazy.
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I don't even need a mirror to do my makeup.
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- I got some nice highlights.
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(bleep), it is blended.
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'Cept for that booger I have in my nose.
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- It's kind of like abstract triliner.
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This should inspire all of you.
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- I feel like there's also a satisfaction
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in watching yourself do your own makeup.
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If I'm feeling myself, like, that's all that matters.
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(electronic instrumental music)
