Name: How The Avengers Should Have Ended
Uploaded: 2016-07-29T11:30:40.000Z
Duration: 3 min 59 s
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Thor: You want me to put the hammer down?

Thor: Why didn't you run away while we settled our

Hmmhmmhmmhmm...Muhuhuhahaha...hahahahaha!

Captain America: OK, we are not taking him back to base.

Nick Fury: Say what again! I dare you! I DOUBLE dare you!

Iron Man: Hey, you guys ever had shawarma?

Iron Man: Yeah. You never had shawarma, either?

Captain America: Why do I have to sit on Hulk's lap?

Batman: Hey...I'm Batman. You want to know my secret

Superman (clears throat): So, you guys had quite a

Captain America: Heh, that's an understatement.

Superman: First you guys were all against each other, then

your buddy got killed, so you're suddenly friends...

Iron Man: Uh...yeah, you kinda missed out on that part.

Black Widow: But luckily you still wanted to be friends later.

Batman: Right, you fell from the sky and conveniently

Superman: And did you steal a motorcycle?

Superman: Details like Odin being able to send Thor back

Batman: Or the professor conveniently making a way to

close the portal? That worked out well for you guys.

Superman: Or the Chitauri all dying "Phantom Menace"

Batman: Yep. One convenient thing after another...

Captain America: Hmm, kind of like your utility belt!

Iron Man: You know what I think? I think you two are just

jealous that we knocked it out of the park.

Superman: I guess I would be jealous... if I wasn't, like,

all of you combined. If I couldn't fly or shoot lasers or

catch missiles and see really far, smash buildings and wear

Iron Man: What's that? You're fading out...

Captain America: Whoa! We've broken too many records!

Thor: We can't hear you through all this box office money...

Hawkeye: Natasha? Do I have a mark on my face? It really

Not here...or here so much, but right here.

Captain America: Hey guys, time to suit up...oh my