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  • Yes. The presidential suite.

  • Operator? God!

  • - Rick? - What?

  • Are you all right?

  • I've been shot in the butt. Can you believe it?

  • - Can I come in? - I'm naked. Can you handle it?

  • I handled it for a lot of years. I guess I can handle it now.

  • It's my lower back and my butt. I think the pellet passed through...

  • Vietnam?

  • Hell, no. I took the dove off with a sander.

  • I really am anxious to hear this story.

  • I need some bandages, antibiotic and some antiseptic.

  • Get shot often?

  • Only twice before.

  • Could you please help me? Could you look at my butt?

  • You leave me at the altar.

  • That was my state of mind at the time.

  • You went off with Jamie to seek your fortune...

  • ...and you were coming back to marry me.

  • Am I remembering this correctly? If not, correct me.

  • You get lost in your plane. Reported missing, presumed dead.

  • I attend your memorial service, and cried the tears of a grieving widow.

  • I vow I'll never get over you. In fact, I never do.

  • I still carry your damn pictures in my wallet!

  • Until one day, I pull into a gas station...

  • ...and you're alive with people chasing you and you ask me to look at your butt?

  • That's kind of neat. Rick's alive and he's shot in the butt.

  • Guess who's alive and shot in the butt? Rick! I'm looking at his butt now!

  • You lying...

  • ...gutless...

  • ...son of a...

  • ...yellow snodbugger, toad, bellybutton...

  • I can't think of enough awful things to say about you, you bastard!

  • I guess that's a no on examining my butt.

Yes. The presidential suite.

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