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Well, guys, it was a cold, wet day here in New York City, wasn't it?

Nothing says New York like the smell of damp Times Square.

This morning on my way to work, I saw a Wall street stockbroker floating on a door with Zoran Mamdani.

In fact, today, Trump launched a surprise attack on the leader of the Weather Channel.

Of course, the big story continues to be Iran as we're in day four of what the Pentagon is officially calling Operation now what?

But today, President Trump took questions in public for the first time since he attacked Iran, and

he admitted he has no plan for who should take over the country.

Apparently, he's very close to listening on a Facebook marketplace.

Today, Trump went around the room and said, when I throw you this koosh ball, yell out the best idea for supreme leader.

But Trump said he attacked Iran because he believed that they were going to attack first.

Then he was like, and that's why I'm taking Greenland before they take us.

There's a lot of confusion about Trump's plan in the Middle East.

So today, the President put out a helpful video explaining exactly what's going on.

And don't worry, we have a very clear path forward.

A lot of people have asked me what I'm doing, and it's obvious.

We have an incredible, beautiful plan that I like to call networks of pivotal logistics and navigation.

Remember, at the end of the day, this is all about establishing permanent safety, then ensuring international negotiations.

Trump was just spotted with a strange rash on his neck.

Yeah, it's that wonderful time of year when the President's skin turns from orange to red.

This season of The Pit on HBO is getting over 12 million views per episode.

And this week's episode looks especially intense.

So check out the promo they just released.

On an all new episode of the Pit, the doctors face their greatest challenge yet.

An outbreak like they've never seen before.

A new investigation found that over 100 chemicals of unknown safety were secretly added to the US food supply.

Apparently, cursive handwriting is making a comeback.

I just, you know, wanted to say that I like your gold bracelet.

Don't you wish you had, like, a gold necklace to go with it?

we're in the middle of the show, so where am I gonna find a gold necklace?