Name: ICE Outrage Goes Viral | White House Blame Game | Ilhan Omar: Tough Under Pressure | Poo-tomac River
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Welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world to the Late Show.

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen.

I don't have to tell any of you it's been a hell of a week.

Right now, Minnesotans are still being terrorized by Trump's goons and it's not entirely clear.

It's not entirely clear when it will end.

In the wake of two murders by anti immigration agents, Trump has removed Border patrol commander Greg Bevino, seen here embodying Coco Chanel's famous motto, I love Nazis.

Bavino has been replaced in Minnesota by border czar and happiest meatball in the steam tray, Tom Homan.

It's too early to know if Trump is actually trying to de escalate the violence or just rearranging the douchebags on the Titanic right now.

So far, so far, from what we can tell, it looks a little bit, it looks a little bit like option B because this morning Trump posted surprisingly, Mayor Jacob Fry has just stated that Minneapolis does not and will not enforce federal immigration laws.

This is after having had a very good conversation with him.

Could somebody please explain that he is playing with fire?

No, folks, I had a very good conversation with Mayor Fry.

Just had a great relationship with his uncle, Mayor McCheese.

But now, folks, now Mayor Fry is playing with fire when he should be playing in the fryer.

The administration is feeling the heat because Americans are outraged.

In fact, this weekend on Instagram, Reddit, TikTok and YouTube, posts critical of ICE went viral even in apolitical online spaces.

For example, on one subreddit, for playfully patting your cat like you're playing the bongos, the moderator got a record number of upvotes after posting, quote, if you still support trumpice even slightly, you're not welcome in this sub.

Do you understand that if you support the fascists, your hands have no place tapping sweet samba rhythms on your cat's bongo butt.

Which means the revolution has a new fight song.

Naturally, a lot of the anger has been directed at Homeland Security secretary and girlfriend.

A lonely sailor made from driftwood and kelp, Christy Noem.

On Saturday, Noem was quick to call Preddy a domestic terrorist without evidence.

Now House Democrats are threatening to impeach her and even some Republicans are demanding her resignation.

But yesterday, Trump said no when asked by a reporter if Noem would step down, adding, I think she's doing a very good job.

I think she's doing a very good job, folks.

I'd rather have everyone blame for my mindless cruelty.

First off, she's a woman and nobody likes that.

For her part, Noem is trying to blame other people for immediately labeling a murder victim a domestic terrorist.

Yesterday, she reportedly said, everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the President and Stephen Miller.

But this much of Noem's story does check out.

Miller called him an assassin intent on massacring law enforcement.

But now he's saying that wasn't his idea either.

Yesterday, he told reporters any early comments made were based on information sent to the White House through Customs and Border Protection.

So Kristi Noem, who runs Customs and Border Protection, heard it from Stephen Miller, who says he heard it from Customs and Border Protection run by Kristi Noem.

This is a real snake eating its own tail, which I believe is how Stephen Miller reproduces.

Yesterday, during a press event with Iowa farmers, Trump was asked about the trouble in Minnesota when warning.

If you're a fan of the song Eye of the Tiger, this might make you like it less.

Why did you decide to shake up your leadership team in Minnesota and send Tom Ford?

There's a lot of owners of farms and places, and

you shake up your team if they can't do the crops fast enough.

That was an insane analogy to make while blasting that song in the background.

If you work for a farmer and you do crops too slow or you just maybe did a little murder de escalation or not, things in Minnesota are still very tense.

Case in point, last night, Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, a very frequent target of the President's, was speaking in a town hall where she was attacked by a man with a mystery liquid.

And DHS Secretary Kristi Noem must resign or face impeachment.

Ohr is okay and admirably tough under pressure.

Check out during the attack, she moves toward danger and then cocks her arm back.

Girl was ready to throw some hands right there.

Explains her Campaign slogan, Ilhan Omar will fight for you and with you after school in the Panera parking lot.

The attacker has been identified as a 55 year old man named Anthony J. Kacmercik.

As of this taping, we didn't know what his motivations were.

It might have been Donald Trump, it might have been Captain Morgan.

Witnesses say that Kacmercik sprayed Omar with a strong smelling liquid from this syringe.

Some on the Internet speculated it was urine.

If so, Anthony, you gotta hydrate immediately.

Turns out, turns out, I'm happy to say, turns out the substance was apple cider vinegar.

If she had had baking soda in her pocket, he could have turned her into a volcano.

Now, clearly, when it comes to Minnesota, Trump has a big PR problem on his decomposing hands.

So yesterday he tried to change the narrative by flying out to Iowa for a rally about the economy.

We just found out that in January, consumer confidence collapsed to its lowest level since 2014.

Well, yeah, that year everyone's confidence collapsed after John Travolta tried to introduce Idina Menzel.

Please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only Radel Dazeem.