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Give it up for Louis Cato and the band, everybody.

Tonight, Tonight we have from the wonderful show the Pit, the wonderful Catherine Lanassa will be out here.

And I'll be administering the Colbert question to the one and only Bad Bunny.

Catch him at the super bowl, but catch him here first.

It's been called the super bowl of late night.

I hope you do, you know, I spend most of my time right over there in the news kitchen washing the most topical story, chicken with limes, then sauteing onions in a dry pot before adding Burberry spice blend.

Ginger, garlic, and just a tablespoon of makalesha to present the exquisite Eritrean Doro Wat chicken stew.

But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, after being sent to the brig on a bootleg crab trawler, I scrape the remains of a half eaten chimichanga into an empty coffee tin and top it off with whatever is leaking from the overhead pipes to make the bilge goulash of news.

Meanwhile, It's like an antibiotic for the soul, a steroid for the mind.

Meanwhile, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce says Sydney Sweeney did not get permission to hang bras on the Hollywood sign, which she did as a promotion for her new brand of women's undergarments.

Officials say this is a class C misdemeanor, Or possibly double D.

What they mean is each misdemeanor is unique and beautiful in its own way.

Meanwhile, in romance news, Waffle House is taking Valentine's Day reservations.

Fun fact, February 14th is the only day out of the year that Waffle House customers can call ahead to book a table or a booth.

Every other day, you just have to wake up in one.

Meanwhile, it's almost the super bowl, the one night a year when America comes together to say, wait, was that ad about Jesus or insurance?

To prepare your big game party, Heinz is selling a beer style keg packed with 114 ounces of classic Heinz ketchup, complete with a spig up called the keg chip.

Of course, the keg chop even has a snappy new slogan.

Meanwhile, a Delaware man has been fired from his job as a school bus driver after he allegedly was caught on surveillance cameras Having sex with a prostitute inside the bus.

Oh, the wheels on the bus are traumatized, traumatized, traumatized.

Meanwhile, here in New York, up at Columbia University, for the first time, scientists have built a robot that can move its mouth exactly like a human and is able to take spoken audio in 10 different languages and synchronize its lips near perfectly.

Okay, let's take a look at this robot called Emo.

Hello, I am, imo, a robot designed to simulate emotions and interact with humans in a more natural way.

I'm not sure the lip syncing is what everyone's going to remember about that.

I'm a robot designed to simulate a taxi driver from the Bronx circa 1971.

I'm a charming figure at first, but I have strong opinions about immigrants.

Meanwhile, this is the most hectic time of the year for thrift stores, evidently.

So in order to keep things manageable, Goodwill has shared a list of items not to donate during their busy season, including anything broken or wet.

Why would you donate those things to begin with?

Meanwhile, news from the proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

They're pretty excited over penis because scientists have recovered the oldest ever wooden tools from a site in Greece which they say date back 430,000 years.

Okay, let's take a look at the oldest known wooden tool ever discovered.

Okay, Can I just talk to the penis folks for just a second?

Did you spend, like, a lot of the grant money on this?

Cause you found a stick if you didn't get it from Mr. Ollivander on Diagon Alley.

I would, like, bury a spatula or something and go back and pretend you found that.

Meanwhile, the Eagles Greatest Hits has become the first album in US history to sell over 40 million units.

One music critic described the milestone this.

We'll be right back with Bad Bunny and the Colbert questionnair, Sam.