Name: Trump Admin: Obey Or Die | AI Health Advice | The Best Of The Worst Gadgets From CES
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That is just, I just, I just love hearing the positive energy from this audience because folks, it is, I gotta tell you, just speaking straight from the heart here.

It's one of those news days that makes me want to just wheel out the AV cart, pop on heated rivalry and then have to blur most of heated rivalry.

And I'm sure you know why I feel that way.

Millions of Americans are shocked and horrified by Yesterday's killing of US citizen and 37 year old mother of three Renee Nicole Good by an ICE agent as she attempted to drive away.

It's a senseless yet entirely predictable tragedy and our hearts go out to Renee Goode's loved ones, friends and the community where it happened.

But in it, as reported by the New York Times, Good appears to be turning away from a federal officer.

And as reported by the Washington Post, the agent was able to move out of the way and fire at least two of the three shots from the side of the vehicle as it veered past him.

It sure looks like a federal agent gunned down an American citizen without cause in front of witnesses on a city street.

But the administration is telling you that you didn't see that.

They're saying you saw him respond to an act of domestic terrorism.

They're telling you to believe them and not your eyes.

And they told you that immediately before there was any investigation.

Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem rushed out and said this.

What happened was our ICE officers were out in enforcement action.

They got stuck in the snow because of the adverse weather that is in Minneapolis.

They were attempting to push out their vehicle and a woman attacked them and those surrounding them and attempted to run them over and ram them with her vehicle.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you lying over your hat.

Yesterday, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz tweeted, I've seen the video.

I'm pretty sure Kristi Noem was the original prototype for Megan.

And this is not be clear, this isn't the first time something like this has happened.

Yesterday's deadly encounter is the ninth ICE shooting since September.

So this feels less like an anomaly and more like a trend.

You don't watch the ninth Fast and Furious movie and say, you know, I'm beginning to get the sense that Vin Diesel really cares about family.

And not only are they trying to spin this without presenting the evidence today, Minnesota investigators said the FBI has blocked them from accessing the ev.

So the message from this administration is clear.

And when their forces come to your city, obey or die.

This should be an alarm bell for the entire country, whether you live in a red state or a blue state.

Because if we let this go on, regardless of who your state voted for, one day you'll have unaccountable armed government agents acting with impunity in your town so peacefully and non violently.

Please let your leaders know you don't want that.

I've got nothing else to say on this tragedy because I don't think other people's tragedy is the best place for our jokes.

But we do have a lot of jokes about some very stupid stuff.

Now, while Donald Trump may be destroying civil society, his true passion is desecrating Washington architecture.

He is going full steam renovating the newly renamed Donald J. Trump combination.

Trump recently announced theater will feature marble armrests, which is perfect for anyone who's crammed their body into a theater seat for four hours for Les Mis and thought, I just wish my elbows could shatter.

Because when Trump was in Florida for the holidays, he visited a stone importer near Mar a Lago to shop for marble for the new White House ballroom.

I shouldn't have to say this, but shopping for tile is not the job of a president.

It's the job of a husband whose Sunday just got ruined.

How could I now that I know your mom hates the backsplash and the half bath?

If all this makes you want to get heavily medicated, you might be in luck, because Utah has become the first state to let AI prescribe medication.

They're doing a by partnering with medical tech startup Doctronic.

I don't really want to get health advice from a company that sounds like a band from the early 90s.

For me, that's why I stopped going to the Beastie docs.

Now, according to your chart, you can't, you won't, and you don't stop.

Now, as appealing as it sounds to hand our medical care to teen eating disorder.

There could be a few drawbacks because AI systems are prone to being gamed via poetry.

Explains that famous stanza from Robert Frost.

Speaking of AI, this week was the kickoff of this year's Consumer Electronics Show.

There's so many cool new products, but the one I'm most excited about is a $5,000 smart toilet.

Sure, but if it's so smart, why is it a toilet?

If it had gotten better grades, it could have been a bidet, but it failed French class.

Because this is the first toilet that can call for help.

Which, if you think about it, is pretty dark.

Because it definitely implies that up till now, every toilet has wanted to call for help.

Here's just what that when installed in a senior's home, the toilet can send messages to family members if no one has used it for more than eight hours, prompting loved ones to check in to make sure that everyone is okay.

We all know that feeling when your phone buzzes at 3am and you're like, either it's a booty call from my ex or a text from grandpa's toilet.

Either way, either way, I'm getting in an Uber.

This technology sounds crazy, but it was actually inspired by my favorite Barenaked Ladies song.

It's been eight hours since your pee paw pooped of.

I'd get one of those if I had a million dollars.

Of course, this is just gonna be one more reason for your elderly parents to be disappointed.

How come you never pick up when my toilet calls?

I told you there were some stupid stories.

There's also a new robot from LG that does your laundry.

It's receiving the towel from the executive.