Name: Meanwhile... Nicole & Keith Split | Beloved Walrus Penis Stolen | Rejected Vanity License Plates
Uploaded: 2026-01-09T17:19:07.000Z
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Hey, give it up for Louis Cato, the Late Show Band, everybody before you and there.

I found something out today, Louis, and I'm wondering whether you remember this.

Because we scheduled it like I wrote the song a few months ago.

And then to release music, you got to put it on all the DSPs and things.

So I like, I forgot until I got a notification on my phone at 12:06 saying your new song is out now.

I got a notification on a piece of paper here.

And it is available to stream wherever y' all listen to music.

I hear you did a great recording yesterday too, folks.

I hope you do, you know that I spend most of my time right over there in the news factory sewing the most topical ripstop story nylon into a 2000 cubic centimeter envelope with twin turning vents and a Stratos Neo burner to build for you the spectacular Cameron Brothers Z top hide air balloon.

But sometimes I wake up in an abandoned arc welder plant while I route the old helium supply into a discarded tarps strapped to my pants with rusty bailing wire.

And then old man from up my way outta there and the scrimpy blimp of news.

Meanwhile, in celebrity uncoupling news, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are officially divorced after 19 years of marriage.

I suspected something was up when she kept going to the movies all by herself.

Meanwhile, first of all, everyone is fine.

But last month, just outside Denver, a popular weed dispensary and CBD store caught fire on the scene.

The fire chief said, quote, are people watching this?

Meanwhile, in mammal news, a beloved walrus penis has been stolen from a New Jersey cheesesteak icon.

Oh, and that sound means we have a new record holder for a crime.

You were least likely to guess even if I gave you infinite guesses, Narrowly beating out the previous champ.

Revered frog anus smothers Nebraskan beef lord.

Also can we please just go back and address the phrase beloved walrus penis?

I just never imagined a walrus penis could inspire that kind of devotion.

I mean, I like my narwhal scrotum, but I love my walrus penis.

Meanwhile, video went viral over the holidays of this tele operator robot that copies the movements of a human wearing sensors.

See if you can spot the reason why the video captured.

We've achieved whatever the point of the Enlightenment was.

Meanwhile, in invertebrate news, scientists now say that jellyfish sleep a lot like us.

They also ate a family sized pack of fudge stripes and lay down on the floor.

Meanwhile, the Illinois Secretary of State has revealed some of the 2025 vanity license plate requests that were rejected for being inflammatory, profane, or offensive, including ICUP and I be poop, Which was Tough news for Dr.

You laugh, but right now someone in Chicago is going, ib.

Meanwhile, a man lets snakes bite him 202 times.

And his blood helped create a new antivenom and says it always burns and it's always, always painful.

Which coincidentally, is still the official slogan of White Castle.

Meanwhile, a Texas mom gave birth to a huge baby just shy of £13, and

Meanwhile, an extraordinary Iron Age war trumpet has been uncovered in England.

Described as a thunderous Celtic war trumpet that terrified the Romans.

And researchers have released a simulation of how this spine chilling war trumpet sounded during battle.

We'll be right back with Tom Hiddleston, everybody.

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