Name: Trump Berates Reporters, Gets Mystery MRI & Closes Border to (Non-White) Immigrants | The Daily Show
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Later on, we're going to be joined by author Elizabeth Colbert.

You couldn't hear in the audience, but I said, we have Elizabeth Colbert on the show.

And someone in the audience said, I love her.

I've eaten pie every morning for the last five mornings.

Did you have any uncomfortable moments with Trump loving relatives?

Well, if you did, I just want to say this to you.

Because on Thanksgiving, the White House press corps had to deal with actual Trump.

And you're just asking questions because you're a stupid person?

The question was, would you care for more stuffing?

Everybody gets a little stressed out should the President calm down and delivered a more apropos message to the American people on this Thanksgiving holiday of togetherness.

See, we're not allowed to do that anymore.

You're not allowed to use the word Indian anymore.

The only one that wants you to are the Indians.

God damn it, Grandpa, we talked about this.

I'd had the same thing happen in my house.

Look, we all hate sitting next to the doddering old person at Thanksgiving, which I think might be me now.

And instead of being with your family and friends this holiday, you're in the press corps.

Today I'm in Florida, but generally I'm in the White House.

And I would say to myself, why are we calling it Gulf of Mexico when we have 90?

I like Tom Cruise, the last of our movie stars.

And I know exactly what I'm going to have Turkey.

Excuse me, I'm just going to go doom scroll on my phone in the bathroom for a while.

But, hey, everyone has trouble after throwing down a pound of turkey with all the fixings, keeping their thoughts straight.

I'm sure his written Thanksgiving message to the American people will be more circumspect, more rooted in gratitude.

On Thanksgiving night, he called Governor Tim Wallace, quote, seriously retarded on Thanksgiving.

Not even like, playfully retarded like Mr. Bean.

Or celebratorily retarded like the Black Eyed Peas song.

Yeah, they're very lucky that started rhymes with it.

You know, the press corps had to spend the whole holiday weekend down in Mar a Lago listening to this brain ooze.

And then they couldn't even go back home by themselves.

They had to fly back with this nut and ask him if he wants to clarify any of the nonsense.

Do you stand by that claim of calling to malls retarded?

When Ken Burns does the documentary on this era.

And then the President called Tim Walls retarded?

And by the way to the prep, what do you think he's going to say to that question?

Yes, on reflection, it was obviously a poor choice of words.

I have nothing but respect for Governor Walz and the entire Todd community.

Perhaps it's time for me to step back and start to listen.

Do you stand by that gleam of calling Tim Walls retarded?

Yeah, I think there's something wrong with him.

You were sitting with your family at Thanksgiving, belly full of turkey and pie, surrounded by the love of your extended crime family, but

your initial instinct was to truth a slur at Tim Walls, and

And by the way, he's not the one who mysteriously got an MRI the other day.

What part of your body was the MRI looking at?

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