Name: Meanwhile... Overweight Raccoon | Corey Does Bach | Parmigiano Reggiano Goes Hollywood
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Give it up for Louis Cato and the band, everybody.

Coming up in just a moment, my friends, we have the great senator Elizabeth Warren will be out here.

We'll talk about some stuff, talk about some threats and stuff like that.

And then just an extreme extraordinary artist, Billy Strings will be out here after that.

Plays a little music into this holiday week.

If you watch the show, you know that I spend most of my time over there in the news workshop assembling the most topical story.

Leather with 400 grams of heat seeker, eco insulation, a snowshoe heel clip and gator d rings to make the north face Chilkat V400 boots that are my nightly monologue.

But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, I wake up naked in the cabin of an abandoned jeep wrangler in the hinterlands where I shoot stripped the fan belt off the engine to strap squirrel nests from my feet and trudge toward town wearing nothing but the hoth moccasins of news that are my segments.

Meanwhile, that's all I need to keep me warm.

That's the hand warmers, hand warmers of late night right there.

Meanwhile, thanks to a new breakthrough, robots in your bloodstream could deliver drugs into precise locations by a surgeon using a not that different from a PlayStation controller.

I look forward to those pre operation assurances.

Dr. Goldberg has achieved Kingpin in Grand Theft Auto 5.

Meanwhile, an overweight raccoon was found wandering through an English neighborhood that weighed in at 24.69 pounds, more than three times the average weight of a healthy adult of the species.

There's just more of him to give you rabies.

This fat ass raccoon over here is doubly rare because raccoons are considered an invasive species in England and were banned outright in 2016.

English people have so much in common with raccoons.

They both have opposable thumbs and love eating garbage.

In other raccoon news, a new study has found that raccoons living in urban areas are physically changing in response to life around humans, which is an early step toward domestication.

Which means we are one step closer to my dream of the Westminster Raccoon show.

Meanwhile, previously unknown works by Johann Sebastian Bach have been presented and performed in Germany for the first time in 320 years.

And I am honored to say that we here at the Late Night have a copy of this never before heard Bach piece, which will now be performed for the first time in the United States by our keyboard player, Corey Bernhard.

Cory, that Bach piece sounds a lot like the theme from Cheers.

It's original, yet it still feels so familiar.

Yes, the cheese has been signed as a client by the United Talent Agency.

Parmigiano's been doing great work for decades.

You made it clear just a moment ago that your men never take matters in their own hands.

So Santiago shouldn't have been in any danger at all, should he have?

Colonel, I'd like an answer to the question.

The Parmigiano Reggiano consortium, which regulates and promotes the cheese, is mounting a big push to get the King of Cheese's product placement in Hollywood projects.

They want their cheese and entertainment so bad that a few months ago, and

this is true, the consortium sent me this entire wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano.

They mailed me a 90 pound disc of old milk in the hopes that I would talk about it on tv, which I wouldn't do even if they'd flash burned my face into the side of it.

We'll be right back with Senator Elizabeth Warren.

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