Name: Gays vs Fishing: We Tried the 'Straightest' Sport 🎣
Uploaded: 2025-11-17T16:55:52.000Z
Duration: 16 min 55 s
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There's like 300 giant fish like right under us.

Past simple

And I gotta get one of these gay guys on a fish leave.

As I always say, I'm cautiously optimistic, but I do think he will be falling in the lake.

Well, welcome to the earliest episode we've ever shot of this show.

It's six in the morning and we're on our way to the lake.

You know what they say, the early bird catches the worm.

I don't think we're trying to catch a worm.

It applies to this because the bird that gets up early catches the fresh worms.

So I'm sorry, we have to catch worms and then we have to go catch fish with the worms that we caught.

I decided that I wanted to try the ultimate straight male activity.

So we are here at the sporting goods store to get our fishing licenses for tomorrow.

Dylan, why do you think it's necessary to have fishing licenses?

The answer is it's for conservation and preservation.

Because they don't want all the fish being caught.

Like if everyone could just go, then all the fishies would be gone.

It's kind of like how the government took away all the fruit trees because they didn't want people to be able to have fresh fruit from the trees on the street.

And also that's crazy because like, yeah, fruit from a tree should just be free for anyone, right?

Well, here's, here's the other thing that I find interesting though is like, then there'd be a bunch of rotten fruit all over the place.

Have you ever been inside of a sporting goods store?

Yeah, where else do I get tennis balls for my dog?

I want to get a lot of good fishing gear so that I look really good on the lake so that my.

Because if the fish are scared of me, I'm never going to even get any fish.

I like this one cuz it has like the fun little mullet vibe.

Yeah, it's going to protect your neck from the sun.

Well that's more of like a rope situation.

Oh, I turned around for One minute and Dylan is gone.

Literally, this store isn't even that big.

That's not necessary for what we're doing.

Well, I'll massage you and you'll massage me.

I have never fished before and I'm gonna do it tomorrow.

We will be waking up at 4am I'm so excited.

I've never been more excited in my whole life for anything before, ever.

I love that we're doing this, but what made you want to even.

You're ready to gut a fish and make sushi.

Your intention is to catch a fish and then make sushi out of it.

Did you think that you would just hand someone a fish and then they would make the sushi for you?

We are in for a whole time and we're gonna have it.

And Alex is gonna take the lead on the gutting.

I wanna get my hands on a fish and I want to use it for sustenance.

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Gays vs Fishing: We Tried the 'Straightest' Sport 🎣

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