Name: Horny, Anti-Woke GOP Defends Sydney Sweeney Amid Denim Ad Backlash | The Daily Show
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For the past few weeks, the national conversation has been totally dominated by the Jeffrey Epstein story.

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But who would have thought that the thing that knocked it off the top of the charts would be Sidney Sweeney doing the most laid-back line delivery I've ever seen in my life?

Jeans are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color.

I love my blue jeans, jeans, jeans, blue, blue.

OK, so there were a bunch of different reactions to this ad.

Some people thought, yeah, pretty standard ad where a hot person tells you to buy stuff.

Other people were like, wow, Desi, I saw you in that jeans ad, and you looked great.

And then I had to be like, no, that was Sidney Sweeney.

Anyway, but then there was another reaction online, which is that the ad wasn't just selling jeans.

It was also subtly promoting white supremacy.

And as you can imagine, that spawned an incredible right-wing backlash.

What these left-wingers don't know is that they are revealing themselves to be the actual racist here, racist against white people.

They're mad because she's young, hot, healthy, white, and blonde.

I thought they just hated meat and freedom, but they also hate hot people.

They love hot people so much, they're apparently willing to give them one free murder.

It was also people who you thought had more important things to do, like pick-me Senator Ted Cruz.

He wrote on X, wow, now the crazy left has come out against beautiful women.

Hey, if you want to talk shit about a woman and get away with it, you better be talking about my wife.

And if you can believe it, it gets grosser than Ted Cruz.

She's a hot, beautiful, biological woman, and everybody loves it.

I thought it was a joke about her two most prominent assets.

I'm sorry, as a red-blooded American male, it's not her blue eyes or her skin that I first see when I look at that picture.

She is a lovely young woman, too young for me, unfortunately.

Why do you think people are so mad about that ad?

It seems much less sensual than the one Brooke Shields did back in the 1980s.

These guys are so horny for a jeans ad that they started remembering older jeans ads they were horny for.

They're withdrawing 40-year-old treasury bonds from their Spank Bank.

Can Stuart Varney please not say sensual anymore?

You celebrate the sensuality that's in those two jeans ads?

Do you ever see that time-lapse video of a deer decomposing in, like, 10 seconds?

Every time I hear him say sensual, that's what happens to my uterus.

That guy saying sensual can make anything less sensual, and I mean anything.

Jeans are passed down from parents to offspring.

Can anyone possibly make this story even more gross?

Donald Trump Jr. posted this AI-generated image poking fun at Sidney's commercial.

Perhaps we can get some sound analysis from someone who isn't suffering from boner brain fog.

Finally, we have an actual woman with amazing breasts and an obviously kick-ass body who is in a dress or in her jeans, whatever, and it's wonderful.

Megyn Kelly's more horned up than they are.

Basically, Megyn thinks the people who oppose this ad are just jealous haters who wish they were as hot as Sidney Sweeney.

Come to think of it, I did see someone going after her recently.

The new toast of the town out there because she's got these enormous breasts that everybody's obsessed with?

One minute you say you love boobs, the next you don't.

What are you, my in hindsight very gay high school boyfriend?

And by the way, Sidney isn't the first woman Megyn's gone after for being hot.

I object to J-Lo and Shakira showing their vag at the Super Bowl.

Her enormous breasts and a bathing suit was her chosen outfit.

She hasn't come to grips with the fact that she's not a sex symbol anymore.

You seem to be a desperate hoe wanting strangers to admire her body.

You listen to Megyn Kelly and hide your sexuality.

Unless your body makes liberals mad, in which case it's a kick-ass body.

But not so much that it threatens Megyn or so, help me God, she will destroy you hoe bags.

But remember, this whole thing started because people were calling this ad a racist dog whistle.

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