Name: Big Beautiful Poles | What Trump Wants From Iran | Bibi's Disturbing Gift | MAGA Civil War
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Ladies and gentlemen, at the time of this recording, America stands on the brink of yet another Middle Eastern war.

As our closest ally in the region, Israel, a nuclear power, has launched multiple sorties, crippling the command-and-control infrastructure of the Iranian military.

Billions of people breathlessly refreshing their news feeds to know what will America do.

Well, last night, Commander-in-Chief Donald John Trump, after consulting with his advisers, poised on the precipice of history, made a powerful and momentous declaration.

It is my great honor to announce that I will be putting up two beautiful flagpoles on both sides of the White House north and south lawns.

This is like your boyfriend getting down on one knee and saying, Kelly, will you make me the happiest man in the world and look at these two beautiful flagpoles?

Now, I'm sure you're saying, Steve, are these the most magnificent poles made?

These are the most magnificent poles made.

They are tall, tapered, rust-proof, rope inside the pole, and of the highest quality.

But fair warning, if you Google tall, tapered, magnificent pole... on your office computer, you will get a call from HR.

Well, as Trump explained, it is a gift from me of something which was always missing from this magnificent place.

The White House already has a flagpole up on the roof.

Plus, the White House has another symbol that lets us know it's American.

Of course, that was... that was yesterday, okay?

Overnight, the Israelis launched another crippling attack on Iran.

So this morning, Donald Trump leapt into action and installed the flagpoles.

Let's have a good... they call it a lifting.

They also use another word, but I'm not gonna use that word.

It's a word... a word that starts with an E that he's embarrassed to say publicly.

When it was time to raise old glory, everyone stood in awe as our new, relaxed-fit, plus-size, husky mega-flag sent a clear message to America's enemies, we can get you in a used Hyundai Sonata for zero APR financing today.

At a certain point, reporters ran out of flag questions, and they switched back to news.

You've been answering questions about, uh, whether you are moving closer, or you believe the U.S. is moving closer to striking Iranian nuclear facilities.

Well, obviously, I can't say that, right?

You don't know that I'm gonna even do it.

No, that's what you get for electing a reality TV guy.

I'll give you my answer after this message from Sky Rizzi.

Nothing is everything in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Trump laid out what he wants from the Iranian regime before we're willing to end our war against them that we are not in.

Then we go blow up all the, you know, all the nuclear stuff that's all over the place.

It reminds me... reminds me of Oppenheimer's haunting words at Los Alamos.

I am become nuclear stuff, destroyer of all over the place.

But... but big, beautiful, tapered poles with rope inside them aside, Trump does seem to be leaning towards blowing up Iran's nuclear stuff real good.

Well, first, Iran said death to Israel for about 40 years, and a certain point, Israel believed them.

Then, back in February, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave Trump a presentation in the Oval Office, walking him through images of Iran's nuclear sites.

Then he gave Trump a gift, a gold-plated pager similar to the ones the Israelis had secretly packed with explosives and sold to unwitting Hezbollah operatives.

Apparently, Trump told someone he was disturbed by the gift.

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