Name: Mother's Day Brunch - SNL
Uploaded: 2025-05-12T11:27:28.000Z
Duration: 5 min 11 s
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Mother's Day brunch at Lillard's in the park.

Adverbs of degree

A little trade secret called booking it five months ago.

And little surprise, after this, we got tickets to the botanical gardens exhibit, flowers of the 19th century.

My name is Albie, and I'll be your server.

I am sad, I'd say a happy Mother's Day, but all I see are two young men out with their much younger sisters.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I should warn you, ladies, I am a big old flirt.

You do not want to flirt with a couple of old moms.

Perhaps it's because my own mother was such an angel, or possibly because once I came of age,

I slept with every single one of her friends.

Needless to say, it's my lucky day to wait on not one, but two mature goddesses dripping in tablets.

Now, please tell me y'all have those comfy cans on.

Oh, oh, y'all making a boy sweat over here.

All right, I think we're good on the flirting with our moms.

Just because your mama baked you doesn't mean other men don't want to see the oven.

Oh, we're going to have so much fun out here.

And maybe after you've had a couple, you'll be two.

Do you want us to ask for a different server?

You guys, this is an expensive brunch, and I just want to make sure it's a good experience for everybody.

Well, if you stop being so uptight, it will be.

You've got to spend nine months inside your mama.

You know, Albie, do you have any butter substitute, like a margarine?

You know, if I have dairy, I will be gassy for the whole rest of the day.

I've never complained about a breeze blowing through my hair.

Oh, I'm getting a rush of blood somewhere as well.

Thank the Lord I'm wearing this apron, because I'm about to have a hat rack down here.

I'll go put that in now, and maybe later.

And maybe later, I'll put something else in.

How dare you talk about that way around your mama?

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Mother's Day Brunch - SNL

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