Name: Why I Don’t I LIke Wine | Gabriel Iglesias
Uploaded: 2024-09-08T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 5 min 44 s
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Some of you already know because you've been to my shows in the past, my poison of choice is tequila.

Certain alcohol I no longer mess with anymore, like I no longer mess with Jaeger.

The imperative

See, first of all, any alcohol that will make you say its name is not safe.

And that's the only alcohol that will make you do that.

That's the only one you hear people, Jaeger!

I shouldn't even be drinking, but Jaeger has twice as much sugar in it.

So if you drink too much of it, it holds on longer than anything else.

When you drink it, you're like, it's horrible.

If you drink too much of it, it holds on longer than anything else.

Like if you have one too many beers, you know what happens?

You get the, and then you return it to the rightful owner.

Jaeger makes you feel like you got to bring it back, but you can't.

All it does is make you dramatic for 45 minutes until it lets go.

Another alcohol I refuse to mess with anymore is wine.

For those of you that don't know, Schaumburg is the kind of the Beverly hills of the area.

I don't like the fact that wine is socially accepted.

And what I mean by that is that if you see someone with a bottle of wine, if you see a guy crossing the street with a bottle of wine, immediately he's judged, but in a positive way, because wine is always associated with something high class, something positive, something progressive, an anniversary, a celebration of promotion.

Hey, what do you think is going on over there?

Women see a man with a bottle of wine, holding a couple of glasses and immediately lucky bitch.

The main reason why I don't like wine is because you cannot accurately measure wine.

You can measure real enough times, what you can handle and what you can't handle because people who drink a lot love to brag about their drinking abilities.

See, with wine, you cannot accurately measure how much you're drinking unless you're basing it on the bottle.

And if you're basing it on the bottle, then that's a whole different issue.

With wine, the glasses are always different sizes.

And a lot of times you need to rely on someone to pour it for you.

Sometimes they fill it up too high, which is not the proper amount.

Sometimes they get it just right, which is a little bit less than half of the glass.

Sometimes you get that greedy bastard from Olive Garden.

Where you get that little sample and then you have to hold it up in direct sunlight and do this.

And you never see wine drinkers drinking with real drinkers in dive bars.

You might see them at a social gathering like this one or some corporate function, but never at a little hole in the wall.

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