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  • What's up bitch gave our own YouTube

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  • 4 & 5 whatever we're playing we're playing self-park everybody last episode we uncovered a dark secret

  • About kitty cats. I know it's exciting. Let's slow to here and let's keep going this fight was insane

  • It was so fun. I love this game so much

  • It's such a joy to be playing it for you here on the youtubes s race is where I am right now

  • I already forgotten what our quest was it doesn't matter it doesn't matter

  • We could stills you could still have a good temp get into the background. I wasn't there

  • Okay

  • All I see I see

  • We got to go in the back back of cross

  • So how do I?

  • Stupid kitty

  • Anything with a static defect can be resetted. Oh wow

  • We just got a hold the fart

  • Look it will go back in time and yes a

  • Necessary game feature right there. Thank you

  • What

  • And you let them hear you stupid bitch

  • Stupid bitch do I look like your mama? Oh?

  • These kids are cops ain't no cop

  • And he was born his mom farted during labor, and it gave him diabetes that he uses to fight crime

  • If they aren't cops then we can shoot them along with this bitch, too

  • Y'all turning on me

  • I knew I shouldn't win in a business with y'all Tony Soprano look at motherfuckers so long cap no no net diabetes

  • Already nice

  • That is true actually oh god. He's gonna be stronger now

  • Red wine drunk rainy hell

  • Yeah, oh, that's awesome

  • Okay, so I do want to make some changes actually as lame as lettuce. Why is he long, okay?

  • I want to adjust myself because it's clearly not gonna. Okay. Let's adjust a salad

  • Okay, and let's go

  • Oh my god one-shot kill

  • Holy moly let's rewind that one then apparently you can go back in time with parts now

  • Oh

  • Yeah, oh, yeah, we can I wait, ah what we can't use anything here

  • Sorry what does he do?

  • Charging to fray Claus flying no that's not the one

  • Hey fucking take a note tell my wife fuck

  • He can't attack

  • What is this

  • Oh

  • Man she's

  • Super muddy

  • A30 was american number 31 America. I'm sorry. I thought it was America

  • Oh my god

  • Okay, well we're we're blocking this

  • Nice sugar rash all right cool

  • Thank you

  • Another one bites the dust

  • Yeah, man we did it that's what I'm talking about and we got a new artifact, so jest that's awesome

  • Scramble

  • Class asshole start working two months ago

  • He'd be talking all this shit about making money off the crime in the city cuz some bigshot white boy be running all the drugs

  • Now hook it, right

  • Okay, but not me. I'm my own piss. You know what I'm saying. It's like I got one investment in this world

  • That's my pussy, and I ain't putting no mortgage on that to some high-paying nigga

  • Talk about trying to make no money off crime and shit classy. I'm sorry, but what about the cash? No net cash okay?

  • That's this little asian freak named. Yaki, Baba some shit like yaki Bob

  • Sixth grade is to take people's caste

  • Fucked up, I think taking that pussy and like taking mine. You know what I'm saying. That's like criminal shit

  • Where do the cat go I can tell you but I ain't saying it shit until I know I'm safe you understand

  • These niggas ain't playing and I need to know you gonna protect my ass Eric Cartman. Do you have any idea?

  • What time it is this is a school night mom not now? We're seriously onto something

  • You kids all get home now or I'm calling your parents

  • Please don't tell my mom and

  • Who is this stripper woman these companies offer me protection?

  • Well, she's not staying here fine Fastpass take her to your house, okay

  • He took that thought fast boy no one cares about me now

  • What in the world good morning South Park a new vigilante took to the streets last night

  • And is apparently single-handedly takin down the fam bony crime family here with more is a midget in a bikini

  • Tom I'm standing outside the buca di faggocini where the vigilante declared war on crime in South Park, okay?

  • young

  • people's faces on their balls

  • It was just terrifying the kid came in and just started farting on people comes out of nowhere bad

  • Maybe someone's finally standing up to what's wrong with this city this new kids a hero the kids a menace if you ask me

  • That's how long before he or she kills an innocent person how long before daredevil becomes the Punisher, huh?

  • 3 season 3 season

  • Police called to the scene found a treasure trove of illegal items that they claimed might tie the Italian restaurant to a larger crime

  • Syndicate this may be just the tip of the iceberg

  • Certainly chilling stuff and their reports the vigilante possibly had a sidekick there was thought to be a sidekick Tom

  • But further investigation showed it was just some little twerp with diabetes

  • Thanks midget, and of course the question on everyone's minds now. Who is the farting vigilante?

  • That's right. This is going to make us look bad. You fucked up. It wasn't our fault

  • This kid just came into the restaurant and started farting like there was no tomorrow

  • The pond is so games are supposed to do is move the product the Chinese and Russians do the rest

  • Everything has to be discreet and quiet or people are gonna learn the truth

  • And we put the product into people's drugs and alcohol in order to create more crime again

  • Oh my god, and the cat is the key to everything it's the cat piss

  • It's the cat piss again

  • You just keep doing your part in getting the cheese out on the streets

  • Or maybe I'll start dealing directly with the Russians or the Chinese

  • or the

  • Sixth-graders, oh my god

  • Oh

  • Man, what a great sleep. Yeah, I haven't slept that well in weeks hmm, so you guys do anything interesting last night

  • Oh, no, you know do usual just watch some TV and went to bed. Yep. Nothing exciting an art, but boring lives

  • Well, then I guess I'll just be seeing you guys tomorrow

  • You've got a big day ahead of you new kid that's right changed into your superhero costume and wait for a message from the king

  • Who's the keen

  • It's not that different, I think we need to work on it

  • That was dumb shut up

  • Shut your mouth. I don't need that from you

  • Any good superhero should know how to interrogate get over to Jimmy's house and find out what she knows King

  • Remember ah yeah, okay, go do Jimmy's house can do

  • Definitely can do let's lift this car

  • For no reason hey, how about that we've got it faith the CD

  • Cartman's good Christian Ben should I kill these guys real quick cuz they've been here for a while oh

  • Why what

  • Okay

  • They're all moving in Coon is the worst man, I wish I could swap him out

  • We haven't seen Coons special attack oh

  • My god

  • They're like choices

  • Okay would be some more kids. We're grinding. You don't need to say all this this is just part of the game

  • You gotta do this?

  • Okay, well here. We are finally. Let's go

  • Oh

  • Wow sexy very nice

  • Sup hero don't be fighting in my faces shit a

  • Fastpass one of your super homies is here

  • Oh, hey, new kid the Coon told me he wants you to mention the witness so go ahead

  • Can I see your tattoo oh that's smart using the silent treatment can really make a witness

  • And I look I know y'all need my help is shit, but I ain't talking to you go get my medication

  • Your medication yeah, I can't think straight without my medication you gotta go pick up my prescription on

  • prescription

  • Oh

  • my god

  • fine

  • Fine looks like you got more work to do new kid, but before you go back out in the world

  • I want to show you something that might poke your crime-fighting. Let's get up tonight

  • So fit whoa that was super fast, mecha. Whoa how did you?

  • Yes yes

  • Of course DNA PPA, thank you. I believe I'm standing you need

  • That okay fabric

  • Am a little nervous in everyday indeed before oh we're

  • Okay, we get here. We'll make a big impact on your comeback

  • Kind of like how steroids shrink your bus or so every

  • All right now, you know what real power feels like pretty dang good

  • That's a do it

  • You kid hope you have a grasp of it now get out there and kick some I I went with the tank

  • I'll bleed I'll be the tank class with this guy cuz it give you a lot of it so

  • Hopefully I'm a the right choice. I don't know

  • But we did it. It's fun to improve your character and change it in step

  • What now what's next get powered up and leave Jimmy's house alright? Well. Bye bye

  • Thank you

  • Don't know what's next, but I'm sure it's not good. Oh. Yeah, cuz we had to

  • Go to the alley and get medicinal fried

  • Chicken well how about that South Park made the joke for me? Thank you

  • I'm gonna go in here because it's always so funny whenever you enter the rhinoplasty

  • I remember the first game is such a weird thing. Oh. Yeah, cuz it's all oh

  • My god

  • Got some new items in stock new kid I know how much you love medical supplies

  • You do know me

  • We really don't have anything of value

  • Hey, we got another picture nice that was a cute one

  • Let's make a deal, I'll follow you on Instagram if you take a selfie with me how does that? Ha ha?

  • yes, okay, yeah, let's

  • Do that

  • Wow thank you, so glad I had a cool man, oh

  • Wow Oh Maggie

  • Defeat the racence girls again more fighting fine. You know it fine. Oh

  • There's so many of them

  • And he's dead, I haven't failed a single time god damn. I'm good at this game. I'm so good. I'm born to do this

  • No, I am I know oh no not Rebecca oh my god. Oh my god, Rebecca Oh

  • Oh Rebecca oh my god. I'm not ready for this

  • The wrong raisins sugar oh

  • My god

  • People just like the picture of me and ballet class on Instagram what's holy getting trolled right now

  • The true horror over Millennials oh

  • My god. It's raining i'm unfriending their instagrams explanation

  • They will be back for a while you got to be careful playing superhero. You can make a lot of enemies

  • Some bullies think girls don't make good superheroes not me if that respect don't be excluded

  • Don't you is that why your parents are hiding you because your gender doesn't fit in with the norm?

  • You'd like to remain mysterious huh fine look you've got problems new kid whatever you did last night

  • Got a lot of people's attention bad people

  • There's a crime boss who's been calling the shots here in South Park and now that person is planning to run for office

  • Whatever you did last night scared him

  • I'm tracking everyone's instagrams and Facebook's and will continue to cross-reference with tumblr while monitoring Twitter and LinkedIn if you need information

  • Just know you can rely on a call girl. Oh my god, Carl girl

  • That's me I'll thank God we didn't have to fight her Becca. I was like what how?

  • Got damn soiled myself a little bit there boy all right. We can keep going in great

  • Well proceed to the medicinal fried chicken chicken winners

  • Well how the heck am I gonna do this

  • Too bad new kid miners aren't allowed in a place like that Gordon Freeman. Please help me

  • What do I keep calling you Gordon Freeman of course? You aren't just any miner of course I can change time

  • What in the world is happening over here

  • By super-spicy city shrimp find skeeters roof aged cheese

  • What?

  • Okay a member berries maybe

  • I remember that too old for me

  • Here we are shitty walk

  • Let's sound like the fast pot got damn

  • Fast pass I have the one run so far gosh damn it alright. Let's enter. I'm excited for this

  • Super spicy shitty shrimp

  • We can buy a new outfit

  • It's not that cool. Well save our money super Spidey spicy

  • No, no

  • No, that was it fine, and then find cheesy shrimp adders. Okay, okay? We're doing right?

  • Find skeeters roof aged cheese everybody. Okay, okay, okay? I think it's every year

  • Yes

  • Yeah, well I'm working on e

  • Roof aged cheese how the heck am I gonna find a

  • Remember when Superman movies weren't so depressing oh

  • I don't take kindly to selfies

  • Gotta take those selfies man great see you later kid

  • Skeeter who's Skeeter again? I feel like this would be easier fine. Now kid. I'm trying to pick up chicks and

  • Maybe I need to keep walking want some of this boardy I guess so

  • You need to unlock in your body power to solve this meet human kite at Kylie's house

  • We have to do a side quest first Bosh

  • Okay over here. It was really funny last time. We did this I

  • Really want to change my outfit later. I have a lot of money now

  • Okay, what's happening? What is he doing? What is he a backyard in the backyard okay right? Okay? Let's take care to this

  • Where kaizen kayo I have developed these super sensors, which will make it almost impossible for him to be deceptive oh no

  • He's actually gonna be strong now, are you kidding me?

  • Fine the Red Sea which you will be unable to part without Moses on your side

  • So we have to go over that's annoying

  • We can't attack them there

  • God damn let's remove that one

  • We don't really have a charging attack with this one

  • This one can charge to captain diabetes

  • Diabeetus tan that was really easy we're really strong now unless it's the second phase or something

  • Yeah, there's the second phase oh

  • No oh no oh so much step

  • Don't worry super buddy cousin perhaps. I no longer have my kite, but I still have

  • Why we're gonna find out and what

  • Dad

  • Kind of innovative the baby is that little

  • Bad ginger tea ban

  • Nice oh

  • She attacks everyone damn

  • My mom's a bigot bitch, no one will love the music so good. Hey not this one not this one

  • Hey, we got a new artifact nice, okay, we did it I enjoyed that very much

  • No no mom no police this is all my fault what look

  • It's just I couldn't take my cousin copying everything I do

  • The human kite is about saving people not about Judaism and now look at all the damage you've caused

  • I should press charges against your friends and luck my kites up in a tree

  • I'm sorry, please I'll do anything you are going to let your customers

  • Is that clear oh boy? Hi Regina says I get to play with ya. Yes, sometimes you can play with us

  • You're not playing anymore until you do come on sugar let's get you some bactine

  • Oh, I hate bad King because it gets on my fingers and I get eczema from the lidocaine

  • Oh really that doesn't work. Oh. Yeah, we have to learn his new ability, which makes him fly yes

  • Invalid buddy what I hold l2 and highlight peanut well. That's what I did oh

  • I see we have to pick sky, okay

  • Okay, so green objects captain diabetes can do and then

  • Those wind looking Kyle Kyle can do that makes sense

  • Hey, maybe close your eyes, I don't know that my god, okay, so you have to actually do it properly I was paying attention really

  • Hardcore everyone hardcore

  • Incredible Wow this gave me some weird

  • How did we get damn for me

  • Alright that works, that was babies

  • Oh, I got news for you, buddy

  • I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to fart cooler than you've ever felt before and need you care now this may sting a little bubby

  • Oh my god. He's so annoying

  • Guys my bad

  • Why is the door locked I have to do something now

  • All right, I forgot we had to return this to be kind

  • Jeans degree all right we're gonna fast travel

  • All the way

  • Okay, so now that we have Kyle we can get on the roof, right

  • Or do I use it on this thing yes

  • There we go nice. That's a cool thing I get it now. I was I thought it was so weird before

  • I'm texting Kyle yeah boy yeah, Cacambo, man

  • That's some top-level farting, okay, let's

  • Okay, let's do a coon stir Graham. Thank you. Thank you Simon. Thank You Simon have we dumb ones with Kyle and

  • There's a cheese

  • Crap did just like I taught you

  • crafted

  • Grab like I tell each

  • What in the world?

  • To the missionary a cheesy shrimp fairytale of course of course I

  • Accidentally sold I was pretty good crap that

  • Kay let's head on down

  • That is a great question

  • See you buddy, okay, and now we can enter Gordon Freeman because that is his name

  • There we go now we can enter yes obscure to go on we don't go on don't be shy

  • Oh, thank you press X to eat the cheese see stream perrito. What's gonna happen? Are we gonna shrink volition burrito perhaps?

  • Time for pause unlock oh my god, I just

  • I didn't work out the way. I wanted it to

  • We paused maybe we should pause before

  • Now we can buy our medicinal chicken

  • Please after you

  • Okay, we're gonna have to no actually. I can't save so I'm gonna keep playing

  • Oh is your friend looking for an energizing mental feeling or a more of a full-body hi I

  • Don't know well. I'll send over our expert budtender who can help you out

  • Yes

  • I have an addictive personality, so I'm cool without it now. I got a kid with my better to stay on the

  • Strip, but, I'm also doing good helping people find the herbal remedies they need

  • Combat modern stressors of a job and taxis traffic and white written down my neck

  • Okay her name is

  • classy classy with a wire with the clip hanging off it coming around and look at the shit out of oh my

  • Gosh with a dick hanging off the eye, that's fuckin 2l out of the SS. Oh that classy sure I got her order

  • No it is not nothing cool. I'm trying to run a legitimate business here and my back hurts. I can't sleep

  • I got no appetite the shitty town is so fucked up

  • We gotta buy all our product from fucking sixth-graders, and who knows what the shit. They're putting in it nigga top it off

  • I got a couple little dick liquors covered in the past door oh

  • It's another fine sober Towelie I

  • Really have to end this episode here. Thank you guys for watching

  • Another one the best let's play on YouTube the leave a like leave a comment and leave a subscribe

  • Blefuscia bye yes, see you tomorrow..

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