I try not to ever really say where I am the most, because since all my addresses are on the Internet, people tend to show up uninvited, like, you know, dudes that think we have an imaginary marriage.

How uninvited.

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited,

But basically it meant if I was upstairs in my room talking to a friend, my mom could grab a phone downstairs in the kitchen and just join in our conversation completely uninvited.

Won't the lovebirds be surprised to see an uninvited guest splayed on the buffet with acid holes where her vital organs should be?

"Why did I think it was a good idea to walk into a house uninvited?

They better call a SWAT team and then a taco truck between a smell of "I smell churros" with both a caramel and a chocolate sauce between sending in the National Guard uninvited and then deploying active-duty Marines.

So to play that out, if someone comes into your dorm room uninvited and they do the dishes and laundry they can stay?

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Apologies, uh, for arriving uninvited.