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2 Dumbledores to tell, featuring: The one that started it all, the one everyone hates, the one everyone loves, the one with shovel face, the one with the raging hormones, the one where Dumbledore dies—oh, spoiler alert—the one you can skip, and
VOICE (CONT'D) The one with shovel face.
From the makers of the shittest movie of all time, comes the equally shitty sequel: Twilight: New Moon, the continuation of the epic romance between this 109-year-old shovel face and this pathetic codependent teenager.
Shovel Face...
And the honeymoon where Mouth Breather and Shovel Face finally have sex...
But when Mouthbreather nearly dies during childbirth, Shovel Face
in this movie, that she will always choose Shovel-Face.
Shovel Face