In 2021, this game is fair dinkum dead set.

You fair dinkum dodgy wanker of a goose.

Anyway, what a fair dinkum great day in the village.

Me Ok yeah nah he's done He's going home Big hoppy hop followed by a roly poly Wowee We all wanna tie our shoelaces like this guy We do Realistically This is most of us Our shoelaces are on fire Well we're oblivious Absolutely oblivious Look at this cheeky Adonis I wanna make it clear He climbed a ladder while doing 360s In ripped jeans Woah Now he's playing hacky sack Ho ho ho The ball is on his nose Fair dinkum He's like a seal Whenever us normal unenhanced individuals Do ladder tricks It goes like this Yeah We end up concussed Oh ziplining to the nearest supermarket Easy peasy We can all do that From one average bastard To me fanbase of average bastards I reckon we can all Oh no This is us isn't it We're both people simultaneously We're the bloke who is stuck And we're also the bloke who got stuck Trying to save the bloke Who is stuck Come on Be a hero Big push 3 2 1 Awwww Shit Cue the song that we're on a road to nowhere Or a zipline To nowhere Ah yes Harness the power of umbrella Give him a puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Nah Fucked it This fella is practicing breakdancing In front of a decrepit building He keeps spinning and spinning He's like a perpetual fuckin' motion machine He could power a whole city He is a renewable source of clean energy Oh meanwhile this guy is like All of the greenhouse gases When you see something like Over the back putting wizardry in golf Naturally a mere mortal will want to do something similar Instead you fall on your ass And end up in a river Don't try that at home Or anywhere Overall we can dream And think we're like this slick cool Wedgie-less guy Who has no time to wait for an escalator To transport him to the bottom I descend on my terms But in reality we're all just this drunk bloke Walking in the wrong direction And that's okay Cause he'll get there In the end He'll get there

Fair dinkum, kinda like, oh far out.

Oh, that fair dinkum, mate.