Name: Ozzy Man Reviews: Expectations vs Reality #2
Uploaded: 2025-01-02T13:47:39.000Z
Duration: 4 min 2 s
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And we are back with more optimistic expectations Followed by crushing realities This bloke is making a cool slow-mo video in Bali He's gotta do a trick, yeah It looks good until it doesn't Jasper has decided the power of sight Has made basketball too easy So he's whacked on a blindfold Oh ho!

Whenever I play basketball I end up like this wanker Yeah nah yeah with a ball mark on the face Cut to kiteboarding And whammy mid-strength beer retrieved You could set your Casio digital watch to this precision Although the problem with Paula Is that she gives us common people hope I take umbrage with that We see her perform magic and think I'll give it a go Defying gravity is a piece of piss Next thing you know you are on your arse You got wet sand and jagged seashells up your crack And your parachute has turned into a fucking SpaceX rocket I just wanted to fly amongst the pelicans you mutter Instead I'm stuck in this bog like a wounded mud crab He has to have a wedgie Surely Surely Oh massive wedgie He's gonna be on an operating table Having his undies surgically removed And thinking I never should have tried kiteboarding Hopefully he's got a receipt for his fancy new gear The missus will 110% be like I told ya You always do this You spend thousands of dollarydoos on a new hobby And end up with a debilitating wedgie And who's there to pick it Steve?

 Me Ok yeah nah he's done He's going home Big hoppy hop followed by a roly poly Wowee We all wanna tie our shoelaces like this guy We do Realistically This is most of us Our shoelaces are on fire Well we're oblivious Absolutely oblivious Look at this cheeky Adonis I wanna make it clear He climbed a ladder while doing 360s In ripped jeans Woah Now he's playing hacky sack Ho ho ho The ball is on his nose Fair dinkum He's like a seal Whenever us normal unenhanced individuals Do ladder tricks It goes like this Yeah We end up concussed Oh ziplining to the nearest supermarket Easy peasy We can all do that From one average bastard To me fanbase of average bastards I reckon we can all Oh no This is us isn't it We're both people simultaneously We're the bloke who is stuck And we're also the bloke who got stuck Trying to save the bloke Who is stuck Come on Be a hero Big push 3 2 1 Awwww Shit Cue the song that we're on a road to nowhere Or a zipline To nowhere Ah yes Harness the power of umbrella Give him a puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Nah Fucked it This fella is practicing breakdancing In front of a decrepit building He keeps spinning and spinning He's like a perpetual fuckin' motion machine He could power a whole city He is a renewable source of clean energy Oh meanwhile this guy is like All of the greenhouse gases When you see something like Over the back putting wizardry in golf Naturally a mere mortal will want to do something similar Instead you fall on your ass And end up in a river Don't try that at home Or anywhere Overall we can dream And think we're like this slick cool Wedgie-less guy Who has no time to wait for an escalator To transport him to the bottom I descend on my terms But in reality we're all just this drunk bloke Walking in the wrong direction And that's okay Cause he'll get there In the end He'll get there

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Expectations vs Reality #2

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