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  • Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • What's up, everybody?

  • Welcome back to my channel today.

  • I have a very special guest.

  • We have Shane Dawson in the building.

  • I have never felt uglier.

  • This'll looks like when you get it online versus when it comes No bad.

  • Listen.

  • Okay, so So I recently did Shane Dawson podcast.

  • It was so much fun.

  • And I'm like, Okay, who is glammed you and no one?

  • Not God.

  • So I thought you know what?

  • We should give shame the Jeffery Starr makeover.

  • We're gonna give him our best products today.

  • No drugstore for you?

  • Never.

  • All right, so today we're gonna dive into a bunch of makeup, we're gonna see how much your face can take it.

  • I literally have a watered up tissue because I sweat so much that I've been okay.

  • We're gonna We're gonna give you a good primer.

  • So a lot of these products Well, I mean, you've never seen any of these products?

  • No, that's kind of the fun.

  • Part is, Shane does not know what any of this stuff is.

  • So we're gonna dive into some glamour and some filth, so if you want to see the transformation and keep on watching.

  • The first step here is Paro.

  • I'm er OK, okay.

  • That's like paint.

  • Yeah, so you're We're gonna prime the skin, so the foundation looks so laid, right?

  • There's a lot of options here, so we'll let you pick.

  • I feel like we should use maybe one of the world's most expensive primers on you.

  • Can I guess?

  • Like everything you used on me.

  • Can I?

  • Yes.

  • Or we have an option of one with gold flakes in it.

  • Real gold.

  • Go home.

  • Leave.

  • So, what do you think?

  • I mean, look at the packaging on both.

  • Okay, Um, I'm gonna say this one's probably more expensive because when people get, like to fancy and too glittery and shit, it's fake.

  • I think this is probably cheaper.

  • I feel like this was probably, like, 80 bucks.

  • Okay, what about the gold?

  • One 75.

  • Yeah, you got Really?

  • Now this guy is it comes off in Paris, and this is $120 right?

  • Okay, we're gonna try this on you.

  • It's a really good look.

  • I know we're doing the gold know.

  • Do whatever you want.

  • Okay.

  • Wait.

  • So I have a question So before I ever do anyone's makeup, I always liked the touch their skin.

  • And what kind of what kind of skin do you think you have?

  • Normal.

  • Oily.

  • I fucking gross.

  • Greasy bugging dry like sometimes.

  • Like my boyfriend will pick off something and he'll rip it off, and it looks like a ruffle chip.

  • Do you eat it sometime?

  • Okay.

  • Golden is really good for oily stand.

  • I love it, and we're gonna Well, let's pull out all the stops.

  • We use this drug store brush on, you cheat.

  • That's expensive, right?

  • Yeah.

  • They have their own makeup brushes now.

  • All right.

  • Oh, look at the gold.

  • That's nuts.

  • And then we're just gonna Okay.

  • Yeah, she should be.

  • It's gonna be earned almost getting There's no burning now.

  • Shane does have facial hair, so we're just gonna do it many anyway, does and just go over and around.

  • What's the plan?

  • What do you want me to look like?

  • Who is my identity?

  • I want you to feel like you're about to go on drag race as the pretty girl with all the attitude she goes home first.

  • I need to be the weird underdog.

  • Okay?

  • It was annoying.

  • So now it's time for some foundation.

  • We're gonna give you the full coverage moment today.

  • There's a lot of What would you do?

  • I mean, there's a lot of bottles here.

  • What gravitates to you?

  • I think I like.

  • Yeah, this'll favorite foundation of old time.

  • I'm not kidding.

  • What is it?

  • What the fuck?

  • He did not know that I swear to God.

  • And my makeup was already dead when you got here.

  • This is D or air flashes like a spray.

  • Spit me out.

  • And then way have so I like to make so I like to do too.

  • We're gonna give you the world's most expensive foundation.

  • This is $200 0 my God.

  • Yeah.

  • I did a review on this, and people were like, What the fuck is this shit?

  • And it's really good.

  • So what we do here is we close our eyes.

  • Okay?

  • Can you afford it first?

  • Oh, I like that.

  • I like that one.

  • Don't open your eyes.

  • Now.

  • That's gonna look a little wild way we're going to take this foundation.

  • Can I mean, that is not vegan.

  • You cannot live.

  • No.

  • Do it were never taken the poison control center already did.

  • You didn't.

  • It is about.

  • Okay, now we're gonna use our Dampen Beautyblender.

  • We're gonna blend Shane Thio.

  • Phil, use your balls.

  • So we're just gonna bounce and buff your entire face off it like a mark.

  • God.

  • Oh, so I like to go on the air, So everything that matches, okay, never forget the ears.

  • All right, Now, to conceal of Shane's life and soul, we're going to go in with the Nars soft.

  • Matt, we're blending.

  • How do you feel about things around your eyes?

  • I love shove a stick in my eye.

  • Okay, good.

  • All right, now it's time to You've heard of baking, right?

  • Cake?

  • Yes.

  • We're gonna bake the makeup a little bit.

  • So this everywhere we put concealer, um, we're just gonna put loose powder so it really sets it and does increase.

  • Okay.

  • And today I'm using the little derma blend Loose setting powder.

  • This is my favorite.

  • What does this remind you of?

  • See, I know you want me to say cocaine, but I wasn't cool enough to do drugs.

  • You have never tried it.

  • That reminds of a powdered donut.

  • I love that.

  • Oh, right, look at that.

  • You are looking so mad like, Wow, Air brushed.

  • Now we're gonna cover everywhere.

  • We didn't do their highlighting and concealing.

  • We're gonna go on with the little the double perfection luminary from Chanel.

  • You don't even have to face tune.

  • You look mean.

  • Ah, lot of people think that person may have bad skin or I'm being real like a lot of people think.

  • Airbrush my videos, girl.

  • This is just like, No, that's literally what you look like.

  • It's fucking crazy, all right?

  • I really have been dying to contour you and give you that just chiseled hooker type of.

  • So we're gonna go in with the benefit Cheap parade.

  • I'm obsessed with how the smells.

  • Who's the guy who's best friends with Kim Kardashian?

  • Oh, Jonathan.

  • Yes.

  • We're gonna give you Jonathan cheekbones, right?

  • So usually, man able to start his beard lying.

  • So, you know, I don't do a lot of men have facial hair, so I'm gonna start where I think it would go.

  • Yes.

  • Have you ever been doing somebody's makeup?

  • And you're just like, Oh, fuck, There's no hope.

  • You don't know what to do.

  • Yeah.

  • While we was waiting right now.

  • Reminds my old days that working at the mat counter someone come in.

  • And here's that girl.

  • Okay, Right.

  • It's no list.

  • Okay.

  • What is that, like a coconut beachy bronzer?

  • Does it have a nice, clean summary?

  • One debatable.

  • I haven't had a vagina and literally Have you ever beers had sex with several.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • How was it?

  • Um, spiritually had sex with a few women solo.

  • This is, like, 10 years ago, and then I've had threesomes.

  • Okay, so, you know, you know, we make our way, you know, do other things, and then, you know, so you eat pussy.

  • Before was this back with your old teeth?

  • I caused a lot of injuries, you shady fucker.

  • Yeah, those razors that had sought down Uh huh.

  • Okay, now we're going Now we're gonna contour this nose, and we're gonna give you some surgery right now.

  • Some Serge?

  • Yes, Looking.

  • Look straight ahead.

  • Look at that nose, girl.

  • She's looking so smooth.

  • Rocket has landed.

  • All right, now we're gonna do my favorite thing on Earth.

  • We're gonna highlight you.

  • Oh, this.

  • I love this shit.

  • Okay?

  • I love a blinding highlight.

  • Think it's only fitting that we use the eclipse highlighter on you, Me and Manny's little blinding moments.

  • Give it to me.

  • We're gonna do full highlight, then if you're down.

  • Yeah, So pretty.

  • Look at that in the light.

  • Weight just shifts and moves, by the way.

  • On speaking of getting blinded on the way here, I almost died on the freeway night.

  • Why?

  • Somebody died.

  • Did you really mean girl went crazy in her car, went food and then flipped Just, like, went to the side and I almost got hit.

  • Oh, you didn't stop and check on her.

  • She's She's doing great.

  • That's on the same.

  • Like this side of the freeways you like in front of Oh, my God, You can't.

  • That's creativity.

  • You know, I looked back.

  • She was okay.

  • Like she heard it.

  • I saw her arm waving.

  • Which could have mean I don't know.

  • Uh oh, my God.

  • You know this really so many accidents every day in California.

  • Yeah, Wilder.

  • Maiken.

  • It runs from different states.

  • So shouldn't you be able to know how to drive?

  • That?

  • Looks like I just bit into a greasy crumb trap.

  • Yeah.

  • 00 yes.

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • To make sure that all the powder is settled that it's gonna amend and blend all together We're gonna do a little setting spray.

  • So close your eyes Another blast of the faces.

  • This is a little more calming and soothing.

  • Okay, guys.

  • Now we're about to move on to eyes.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I thought you could take some eye shadow.

  • I'll take it.

  • You can take it at all.

  • He's taken a lot to his face throughout the years.

  • Face makeup, beating it can.

  • So we're just gonna go in a little Mac painterly Pappas to primal AIDS.

  • Kind of Look, are you feeling today?

  • Something easy and breezy.

  • Something like, Just, like, go to target, get stared at.

  • Okay, so we're gonna use the new sunset.

  • Natasha.

  • Donana palate.

  • Take a guess how much this baby is.

  • Shane knows, and I think about making you guys are prices for this company is from Israel, and they make a really amazing makeup.

  • What's the price for this guy?

  • I don't want to offend anybody.

  • It's okay.

  • It looks cheap because of this.

  • This Tell me what?

  • Okay.

  • From a true Medusa perspective, let people know that that's like what I get in my box of macaroons.

  • The shade name.

  • It's a little weird That wants chocolate coffee.

  • Ignore.

  • So I should've pellets usually range from, like, 20 to $40.

  • This is a 129.

  • He shook.

  • It was that expensive?

  • Can't they just put the names below them?

  • They can.

  • I don't know why they don't ever.

  • And I know every brand owner has a reasoning.

  • I'm not sure why it's in here.

  • A lot of people actually pull this thing out.

  • Like I think you can probably cut it out or rip it off.

  • It's a little bizarre.

  • I know.

  • So $120 You get these colors.

  • I'm feeling a little kind of sunset moment for you, A little spirituality.

  • And we're just gonna We're just gonna go right in with this orange.

  • What's what's the name of her?

  • We're gonna flip this dango dust horizon.

  • Gino does.

  • We're using hot Cheeto dust as the crease color.

  • We're using puffy Cheetos eyes and then we're gonna do hot, flaming Cheetos in the crease.

  • All right, now we're gonna go with the flaming hot Cheetos color called Panjin, and word is gonna dark in the crease and just let her have it.

  • I'm trying picture with no brows right now.

  • But you did a drag transformation before, right?

  • And they covered your eyebrows.

  • Eyebrows.

  • Why don't just sounds of Southern?

  • My rose are insane.

  • Sometimes I'll pick an eyebrow off and it'll be like, longer than my pubes.

  • Well, the hair, Yeah, it's like a priest.

  • I like them.

  • I've ever gotten threaded or like trimmed A long time ago.

  • I try and I was crying.

  • What do we want to do?

  • This one?

  • It's so pretty.

  • Or this one.

  • What were you drawn to that?

  • That one?

  • Because I feel like we've already seen that we've seen her.

  • She's been done.

  • Make up this messy like it looks gross.

  • You mean like it going everywhere, Everywhere.

  • But you guys think this is probably so glamorous.

  • Like this looks nuts.

  • You should do it anywhere.

  • You show that.

  • Like what?

  • I'm the chaos, you know, it's really wild.

  • Have ever put makeup on your Penis to be funny?

  • Um, only when I close his eyes, he's He's doing the thing where you do what you're peeking out from the other.

  • Don't try it.

  • Yeah, Contra May shaft a lot.

  • If I did that, it would disappear.

  • Oh, wait.

  • What do you consort when it's flopping or when it's hard when it's hard?

  • And then when it s so Then when it goes back down, this looks really like, Give me that way.

  • We're not walking day.

  • Okay?

  • So I'm putting on this metallic and what You said it burned a little.

  • Well, it burns a lot.

  • No, it doesn't, but yeah, I like it.

  • But is that normal?

  • Cause it's, like, sparkly.

  • I mean, it shouldn't hurt.

  • Like your eyes still inflamed.

  • Yeah.

  • No, they're not watering like it burns.

  • No, this one's fatter.

  • You don't You can't see it.

  • My skin is really sensitive.

  • Like last night, I spilled a whole bottle of fireball on me.

  • Don't ask.

  • And I had a It was like red and crazy.

  • Maybe into sensible.

  • Okay, All right.

  • Now we're gonna have you look up, actually, and we're gonna stab you in the eyes and do some water line, okay?

  • Do your eyes.

  • Water for real.

  • Like or no, I don't see no shady store island every single day, and we're just gonna give you a flashback of the old days.

  • Do you remember Islander you used to wear?

  • I never worked once.

  • Oh, How did that feel?

  • Take it.

  • Take it.

  • All looks so pretty though.

  • We got one side down.

  • If your water lanier, you lean back and let the water seat back into your skull Or is what I do when I get sad every day.

  • Or you can take this dirty tissue that you wiped your whole with and you and you could, like, take a little piece like that and lightly press it in.

  • If you're only water game Where?

  • There we go.

  • Okay.

  • Now we're gonna smoke out the under eye a little bit with you.

  • How would you say that?

  • Sena, Cinna.

  • Cinna.

  • I think I'm in trouble.

  • No.

  • And then we have a volcano.

  • That's an easy one way volcano.

  • Bermuda atmosphere.

  • All right, so we're gonna use the color that I don't have a pronounced, and we're gonna have you look up again.

  • A lot of looking ups.

  • Let me know if you need a water or take a breather.

  • So what is this?

  • We're just smoking out the under eye.

  • So it looks really sultry and just really accentuates your feelings and curious how this is gonna end up because usually with makeup, I just look like an old lady.

  • Okay?

  • Like Golden girls.

  • Or what kind of lady are like?

  • Well, like you're an old alcoholic aunt who Lecter has been for a woman.

  • Sounds like my family.

  • Okay?

  • And quickly before we do mass care, I just want to say that I love your eyebrows.

  • I think they're so cool.

  • And I don't want to, like, emphasize them because they're already, like, defined and stunning.

  • Uh, so I don't want to make them look like huge blocks of color on your face.

  • So we're just gonna let them be natural today.

  • It is okay to be natural, You guys.

  • I mean, look at me.

  • Okay.

  • Now we're gonna take my favorite benefit roller lash, and take these eyes to the next levels.

  • We're gonna have you looked down, not closed, just like down exactly like that.

  • When I was little fat kid all like the ladies to be like, Oh, you really should lose weight.

  • You have such pretty eyelashes.

  • I would so lap someone that said that to me, Your real ashes are actually like enormous there.

  • So stunning.

  • I'm like, Wow, look at those bedroom eyes and live.

  • You want some of this?

  • You also All right.

  • Mascara is done.

  • It looks so pretty.

  • Georgia sees her eyes.

  • Could take some lashes.

  • Tell me, though, why I look like Ursula.

  • Okay, let's see what we got here.

  • Oh, the spiky ones.

  • Okay, on today.

  • And Shane, we're gonna use a little.

  • These ones are called, uh, Petty on here from cake.

  • Face of beauties were really pretty and spiking.

  • How long they are King face.

  • That's really me.

  • It's literally my life.

  • Now we're gonna try to put these Large is on.

  • I'm excited.

  • My little princess is coming together.

  • This is gonna feel a little wet.

  • Nothing new for you, Okay?

  • And we're just going to place these down right on the lash line.

  • Let me know that hurt pokes.

  • Oh, they're so pretty.

  • Yes, Shane.

  • Emu A You're seeing I'm seeing it more and more.

  • I'm literally love it.

  • My God, Manny, He's coming for you.

  • Bitch.

  • I looked like him, don't I?

  • That's so weird.

  • It looks like us.

  • God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, those lashes are up to God right now.

  • Look at those spiders.

  • Look at the spiders.

  • Okay, the last step besides setting spray is lips.

  • So mainly what kind of lip are you feeling?

  • A new to read A black new green or yellow green.

  • You're so funny.

  • Here's somebody, girl, I love you.

  • I love you, girl.

  • Get a bucket.

  • Thanks, Bay.

  • All right.

  • What Lipper we feeling?

  • What is made me dio I nude?

  • I want to be I want it.

  • I want you to do Manny like on me and then I want to steal her throne.

  • Okay, great.

  • So we're gonna do a nude, actually have a new lip called Hunty.

  • Okay.

  • Hunty?

  • Yeah, It's gonna be a good camel like nude on you.

  • Oh, all right.

  • So we're gonna go in with the lower liquid lipstick shade.

  • Hunty.

  • It is a gorgeous, warm tone camel nude on.

  • This is kiss proof So you could make out with people.

  • You could just feel it up.

  • All right, baby, let's put this on you like a makeup person on you too.

  • I think it's time you think I could turn a little?

  • Let them see that.

  • That pretty little whore mouthy years.

  • Wow.

  • I feel so much better about myself right now.

  • This is great.

  • Look at that leg.

  • It is stunning.

  • I live.

  • I mean, I'm actually, man.

  • This is weird.

  • I love it.

  • So the only thing we're missing is setting spray.

  • We gotta lock in the makeup, make sure it does not move anywhere.

  • So you can go about your day.

  • I love moons.

  • I love little dogs.

  • When you love me and Laura Lean Oh, my God.

  • My besties always with us.

  • Don't do it, Amy.

  • All right, let's get her engines ready.

  • And may the best woman win.

  • All right, Children, head back and just feel the fantasy.

  • Yeah, s who you feel set for life.

  • Did you inhale some?

  • I did.

  • A little bit.

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • My lungs are burning.

  • Yes.

  • Let's let you really get a acute global Several.

  • Look at that.

  • Fucking be.

  • Yes, Smoky eye.

  • It looks better on camera in real life.

  • Oh, God.

  • So what?

  • My face looks like.

  • Look at my eyebrows.

  • Look at that one.

  • You see that one?

  • Look at it.

  • Look at that.

  • Whoa!

  • That is a long hair.

  • That is Holy shit.

  • I almost wanna pluck that.

  • Want to do it.

  • Do it where you owe me.

  • See if I can pull it out with these.

  • Oh, it didn't work.

  • Your your eyebrows are like titanium.

  • How That one is never coming out.

  • Let me try to just do one, okay?

  • They don't.

  • His hair.

  • That's excellent.

  • It's almost like steel wool when you clean your sink, they do know what I know.

  • Because I'm a burst.

  • Has a base, honey.

  • Okay, this look is fucking stunning.

  • I think you look so just like you're ready, you're ready to go fuck and get on your knees.

  • I think cut to me in my car, eating Taco Bell's traffic on the one of you guys.

  • Of course, this is the final look.

  • How do you feel, baby?

  • Honestly, like no jokes.

  • I feel really pretty.

  • I love it Looks really cool.

  • It's very different.

  • And he does not wear makeup on the daily.

  • So for someone to take that amount of make up to their eyes and not water Cheers, I'm all out of tears.

  • What came over French out.

  • Thank you so much for watching.

  • We also filmed another video on Shane's channel with the help of Video Girl we watched hate videos.

  • It was severe.

  • So everything will be linked down below.

  • Don't forget to subscribe to Shane's channel.

  • I think the whole YouTube community already subscribed.

  • But if you're not already, you fucking do it.

  • So everything is down in the description box and go.

  • We play the intro like, 17 more times because that's what I'm about to do.

  • Are you guys Thank you so much for watching Ma.

  • Bye, guys.

  • Wow.

  • Yesalis the Edwards.

  • She better work.

  • Oh, I just noticed my gross hairy neck.

  • I know this whole medio doing contouring is that a mole doesn't have a big mole I never even noticed.

  • You see, it's a little freckled work.

  • Rude.

  • Austin, If I was 12 I Which of that my butt?

  • Ah, 100%.

  • I put a bag over e do you think you so now we're gonna dust?

  • Has you ever seen a rose bud?

  • No, no.

  • That's how Australian people say no being greatly movies Here, move your lace front today.

  • Have you ever came?

  • And then you didn't have a rag.

  • So you just do that?

  • No, You're going this well.

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