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  • Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • What's up, everybody?

  • Welcome back to my channel today.

  • I have a very special guest.

  • We have Shane Dawson in the building.

  • I have never felt uglier.

  • This'll looks like when you get it online versus when it comes No bad.

  • Listen.

  • Okay, so So I recently did Shane Dawson podcast.

  • It was so much fun.

  • And I'm like, Okay, who is glammed you and no one?

  • Not God.

  • So I thought you know what?

  • We should give shame the Jeffery Starr makeover.

  • We're gonna give him our best products today.

  • No drugstore for you?

  • Never.

  • All right, so today we're gonna dive into a bunch of makeup, we're gonna see how much your face can take it.

  • I literally have a watered up tissue because I sweat so much that I've been okay.

  • We're gonna We're gonna give you a good primer.

  • So a lot of these products Well, I mean, you've never seen any of these products?

  • No, that's kind of the fun.

  • Part is, Shane does not know what any of this stuff is.

  • So we're gonna dive into some glamour and some filth, so if you want to see the transformation and keep on watching.

  • The first step here is Paro.

  • I'm er OK, okay.

  • That's like paint.

  • Yeah, so you're We're gonna prime the skin, so the foundation looks so laid, right?

  • There's a lot of options here, so we'll let you pick.

  • I feel like we should use maybe one of the world's most expensive primers on you.

  • Can I guess?

  • Like everything you used on me.

  • Can I?

  • Yes.

  • Or we have an option of one with gold flakes in it.

  • Real gold.

  • Go home.

  • Leave.

  • So, what do you think?

  • I mean, look at the packaging on both.

  • Okay, Um, I'm gonna say this one's probably more expensive because when people get, like to fancy and too glittery and shit, it's fake.

  • I think this is probably cheaper.

  • I feel like this was probably, like, 80 bucks.

  • Okay, what about the gold?

  • One 75.

  • Yeah, you got Really?

  • Now this guy is it comes off in Paris, and this is $120 right?

  • Okay, we're gonna try this on you.

  • It's a really good look.

  • I know we're doing the gold know.

  • Do whatever you want.

  • Okay.

  • Wait.

  • So I have a question So before I ever do anyone's makeup, I always liked the touch their skin.

  • And what kind of what kind of skin do you think you have?

  • Normal.

  • Oily.

  • I fucking gross.

  • Greasy bugging dry like sometimes.

  • Like my boyfriend will pick off something and he'll rip it off, and it looks like a ruffle chip.

  • Do you eat it sometime?

  • Okay.

  • Golden is really good for oily stand.

  • I love it, and we're gonna Well, let's pull out all the stops.

  • We use this drug store brush on, you cheat.

  • That's expensive, right?

  • Yeah.

  • They have their own makeup brushes now.

  • All right.

  • Oh, look at the gold.

  • That's nuts.

  • And then we're just gonna Okay.

  • Yeah, she should be.

  • It's gonna be earned almost getting There's no burning now.

  • Shane does have facial hair, so we're just gonna do it many anyway, does and just go over and around.

  • What's the plan?

  • What do you want me to look like?

  • Who is my identity?

  • I want you to feel like you're about to go on drag race as the pretty girl with all the attitude she goes home first.

  • I need to be the weird underdog.

  • Okay?

  • It was annoying.

  • So now it's time for some foundation.

  • We're gonna give you the full coverage moment today.

  • There's a lot of What would you do?

  • I mean, there's a lot of bottles here.

  • What gravitates to you?

  • I think I like.

  • Yeah, this'll favorite foundation of old time.

  • I'm not kidding.

  • What is it?

  • What the fuck?

  • He did not know that I swear to God.

  • And my makeup was already dead when you got here.

  • This is D or air flashes like a spray.

  • Spit me out.

  • And then way have so I like to make so I like to do too.

  • We're gonna give you the world's most expensive foundation.

  • This is $200 0 my God.

  • Yeah.

  • I did a review on this, and people were like, What the fuck is this shit?

  • And it's really good.

  • So what we do here is we close our eyes.

  • Okay?

  • Can you afford it first?

  • Oh, I like that.

  • I like that one.

  • Don't open your eyes.

  • Now.

  • That's gonna look a little wild way we're going to take this foundation.

  • Can I mean, that is not vegan.

  • You cannot live.

  • No.

  • Do it were never taken the poison control center already did.

  • You didn't.

  • It is about.

  • Okay, now we're gonna use our Dampen Beautyblender.

  • We're gonna blend Shane Thio.

  • Phil, use your balls.

  • So we're just gonna bounce and buff your entire face off it like a mark.

  • God.

  • Oh, so I like to go on the air, So everything that matches, okay, never forget the ears.

  • All right, Now, to conceal of Shane's life and soul, we're going to go in with the Nars soft.

  • Matt, we're blending.

  • How do you feel about things around your eyes?

  • I love shove a stick in my eye.

  • Okay, good.

  • All right, now it's time to You've heard of baking, right?

  • Cake?

  • Yes.

  • We're gonna bake the makeup a little bit.

  • So this everywhere we put concealer, um, we're just gonna put loose powder so it really sets it and does increase.

  • Okay.

  • And today I'm using the little derma blend Loose setting powder.

  • This is my favorite.

  • What does this remind you of?

  • See, I know you want me to say cocaine, but I wasn't cool enough to do drugs.

  • You have never tried it.

  • That reminds of a powdered donut.

  • I love that.

  • Oh, right, look at that.

  • You are looking so mad like, Wow, Air brushed.

  • Now we're gonna cover everywhere.

  • We didn't do their highlighting and concealing.

  • We're gonna go on with the little the double perfection luminary from Chanel.

  • You don't even have to face tune.

  • You look mean.

  • Ah, lot of people think that person may have bad skin or I'm being real like a lot of people think.

  • Airbrush my videos, girl.

  • This is just like, No, that's literally what you look like.

  • It's fucking crazy, all right?

  • I really have been dying to contour you and give you that just chiseled hooker type of.

  • So we're gonna go in with the benefit Cheap parade.

  • I'm obsessed with how the smells.

  • Who's the guy who's best friends with Kim Kardashian?

  • Oh, Jonathan.

  • Yes.

  • We're gonna give you Jonathan cheekbones, right?

  • So usually, man able to start his beard lying.

  • So, you know, I don't do a lot of men have facial hair, so I'm gonna start where I think it would go.

  • Yes.

  • Have you ever been doing somebody's makeup?

  • And you're just like, Oh, fuck, There's no hope.

  • You don't know what to do.

  • Yeah.

  • While we was waiting right now.

  • Reminds my old days that working at the mat counter someone come in.

  • And here's that girl.

  • Okay, Right.

  • It's no list.

  • Okay.

  • What is that, like a coconut beachy bronzer?

  • Does it have a nice, clean summary?

  • One debatable.

  • I haven't had a vagina and