Name: Black Women in Pageants, a Penis Fish Invasion & White Power at a Football Game | The Daily Show
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Let's kick it off with some exciting news

after the new Miss World crowned over the weekend.

-...Jamaica! -(screaming) -(applause, cheering)

MAN: Toni-Ann Singh of Jamaica won the top honor

Her win means five black women now hold the world's

because Miss Universe is from South Africa.

-(applause and cheering) -Yeah, which is great.

Which is great, because I'm South African,

so that technically means I'm in line for the throne.

Yeah, if she quits, I get to be in charge of the universe.

they make the contestants stand next to each other,

so you have to be happy for the person who just beat you, right?

I actually think that's how they should announce the winner

Yeah, you should have both of them on stage at the same time.

And then, Steve Harvey gives the results,

and then, they have to be excited for each other.

(as Trump): Oh, my God, Bernie, congrats.

(as Sanders): Uh, you also could have won, Donald.

I... and as a socialist, I'm sharing my crown

Every year, the Hallmark Channel releases

as a reminder that the Hallmark Channel exists.

MAN: This morning, the Hallmark Channel reversing course

to pull a wedding ad that featured a gay couple kissing.

could have made planning your perfect wedding easier?

-BOTH: We do. -MAN: The controversy began

after the conservative group One Million Moms

petitioned the network to reconsider airing commercials

The Hallmark Channel initially agreed to remove the ads.

MAN: But the move sparked a social media fury,

But overnight, Hallmark backing away from the decision,

apologizing in a statement, writing, in part,

because of an ad that showed two women kissing?

It's the last time they'll ever kiss. Relax.

Also, clearly, Hallmark doesn't believe in anything,

because first, they apologized to the conservative group,

and then, they apologized for pulling the ad.

for their new line of cards, "I'm Sorry for Saying Sorry

to the Person I wasn't Supposed to Say Sorry To."

And also, why does Hallmark even have a channel? Right?

You don't see a toilet paper channel, huh,

what's the one thing you're terrified of?

It's probably seeing an old man naked, right?

Well, take away the old man, but now leave the penis.

WOMAN: Rather, phallic fish have been found

Their name is about as weird as their image.

Some think that maybe a storm pushed them to the shore.

like a cargo ship of sausages tipped over or something.

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