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  • [laughing]

  • Shut up!

  • We're not saying anything.

  • - What? - Uh, Joey cried last night.

  • Thank you.

  • We were playing poker, right...

  • There was chocolate on the three.

  • It looked like an eight, alright?

  • Oh, you should have seen him..

  • "Read 'em and weep."

  • And then he did.

  • Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?

  • Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing?

  • Like, some kind of sexist guy thing?

  • Like, it's poker, so only guys can play.

  • No. Women are welcome to play.

  • Oh, okay. So then what is it?

  • Some kind of, you know..

  • ...like, some kind of, you know, like..

  • Alright, what is it?

  • There just don't happen to be any women in our game.

  • Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women

  • that know how to play poker.

  • - Oh. - Oh please, that is such a lame excuse!

  • I mean, it-it's a typical guy response.

  • Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?

  • (in unison) No.

  • But, you could teach us.

  • (in unison) No.

  • Okay, so now we draw cards.

  • So, I wouldn't need any, right?

  • 'Cause I have a straight!

  • - Oh! Good for you! - Congratulations!

  • Okay, Pheebs, how many do you want?

  • Okay. I just need two.

  • The, uh, ten of spades and the six of clubs.

  • No, Pheebs, you can't do--

  • Oh, wait, I have the ten of spades. Here, you want it?

  • No, no.

  • Uh, no, see, you-you can't do that.

  • Oh, no, no, no, that's okay.

  • I don't need them. I'm going for fours.

  • Oh, you're..

  • Alright, here we go.

  • We got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what are you doin'?

  • This is a poker game, you can't serve food

  • with more than one syllable.

  • It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz.

  • Okay, so at this point, the dealer--

  • Alright, you know, we got it. Let's play for real, alright?

  • - High stakes, big bucks. - Alright, now, you sure?

  • Pheebe just threw away two jacks

  • because they didn't look happy.

  • But, I'm ready, so just deal.

  • Okay. Alright, last-minute lesson, last-minute lesson.

  • Joey, three..

  • ...eight.

  • Eight, three. Alright. Very good.

  • Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

  • I see. So then, you were lying.

  • About what?

  • About how good your cards were.

  • I was bluffing.

  • Uh-huh. And what is bluffing?

  • Is it not another word for lying?

  • Okay, sorry to break up this party

  • but, I've got resumes to fax before lunch tomorrow.

  • Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.

  • Settle what?

  • The Jamestown colony of Virginia.

  • You see King George is giving us the land, so..

  • The game, Rachel. The game.

  • You owe us money for the game.

  • Oh. Right.

  • You know, what, you guys, it's their first time.

  • Why don't we just forget about the money.

  • Hell, no, we'll pay!

  • Monica, I had another answer all ready.

  • And you know what? We want a rematch.

  • Well, that's fine with me.

  • Could use the money.

  • So basically, you get your ya-yas

  • by taking money from all of your friends.

  • Yeah.

  • Yes, and I get my ya-yas from IKEA.

  • You have to put them together yourself

  • but they cost a little less.

  • Look, Rach, this is poker.

  • I play to win, alright?

  • In order for me to win, other people have to lose.

  • So, if you're gonna play poker with me

  • don't expect me to be a nice guy.

  • Okay, 'cause once those cards are dealt..

  • Yeah?

  • I'm not a nice guy.

[laughing]

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    chientangchan posted on 2020/03/14
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