Name: Ex-Pope Benedict vs. Pope Francis, Boeing 737 Emails & Spotify’s Playlist for Dogs | The Daily Show
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Pope Francis has been shaking up the Catholic Church

But now the old pope has stepped in, saying, "Enough is enough."

NEWSWOMAN: Controversy is swirling at the Vatican

as two popes-- one retired and one reigning--

And now former Pope Benedict is weighing in.

On shelves this morning, the much anticipated

and already wildly controversial new book,

defends the Church's practice of celibacy among priests,

Benedict's successor Pope Francis is considering

whether some older married men could be ordained

NEWSMAN: Benedict argued for the necessity of celibacy,

but the old pope wants the rules to stay the same.

And I get that. I mean, if I had been forced to be a virgin

for 92 years, I would also be out there like, "Guys, come on,

But I'm sorry, old pope, you don't make the rules anymore,

Yeah, you can't just come back and try and change things up.

That would be like coming back to visit a house

that you sold like, "Oh, interesting curtain choice.

Uh, you sure you want to put the couch there?"

And they'd be like, "How did you get in here?!

I will say, what's really strange about this

You know? Like, one priest is going up to God like,

"Wait, are we not supposed to have sex?" And God is like,

"Nah, nah, I'm just messing with the other dude. (chuckles)

-Look how horny he's getting." -(laughter)

All right? Francis and Benedict are very different popes.

I mean, just watch, just watch how Pope Benedict reacted,

right, when shirtless acrobatic dancers performed for him

It's like Emperor Palpatine was at a Chippendales show.

(like Palpatine): This is the real dark side.

Boeing-- the aerospace company responsible

And half the planes that are not in the sky.

Now, for months, the company has insisted

at some shocking internal e-mails from Boeing

suggesting employees knew about problems with the 737 MAX

as part of FAA and congressional investigations.

a Boeing employee sent this message to a colleague:

I don't know if Boeing has good engineers,

but they do have some pretty good joke writers.

the only thing that smokes more than a Boeing engine!"

First of all, clowns are good at what they do, all right?

It's not their fault that your plane sucks.

In fact, airplane makers could use a clown on the design team.

Have you seen how many people they can fit in their cars?

Imagine what they could do with the overhead bins.

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