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  • time to see what you scoundrels have been up to.

  • Leave your entries in.

  • The ready grows.

  • So do I.

  • I'm sorry, Felix, but I can't unseen this.

  • This is the first thing Jack said when I showed him the figurine.

  • You're not the only wine.

  • And yes, it's 100% intentional.

  • Check out beauty pie.

  • That store figuring out now I'm getting tired of selling you guys stuff.

  • Hey, I get a lot of cool opportunities.

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  • But it's a Jiff.

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  • It's Jeff.

  • Everyone knows me making these joker mean into a Jif GIF.

  • It will die.

  • And now, also sad.

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  • Sorry, I'm supposed thio sort like this damn boomer alert.

  • The first guy to criticize China must have been like in that video that got me banned in in China.

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  • You can probably guess which one is on then.

  • Literally the me master of our times sensor tin is censored, censored, censored.

  • Oh, God.

  • China is all bad.

  • They says they're everything.

  • Meanwhile, can't talk about controversial topics.

  • Listen, I understand that there's a difference.

  • But at the same time, you and I are not so different.

  • You and I ninja play fortnight with me, Lady Gaga.

  • I don't even know who you are.

  • Bra, that is.

  • That was so cringe E I tweeted her.

  • Shut the Frick up, boomer, and everyone's like, Ah, lady guys four years older than you, Lady Gaga Looks like my grandma.

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  • What are you getting it?

  • I don't understand.

  • Lily, if you Google Fortnight, four nights still shows up, you dumb bitch!

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  • Why she draw her so thick, though sex is OK, But have you ever lost your house in Minecraft and then found it again?

  • Or your dog?

  • No, I didn't do anything sexual with my dog.

  • Stop complaining.

  • It's your big day.

  • Happy birthday, Mars That it was a few days ago, but yes.

  • Oh, my God!

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  • Lord almighty.

  • Mom, Did you fail that test?

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  • I coming together.

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  • Never try that again.

  • If you can produce a sound louder than 1100 Desi Bell, you can create a black hole strong enough to destroy the entire galaxy.

  • My dad about to sneeze?

  • Are you challenging me?

  • I forget that you guys are actual nine year old sometimes.

  • What?

  • What a cute little kid joke.

  • It's time to go.

  • What's I could mean?

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  • Damn it!

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  • I, uh I'm the chosen one.

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  • Everything on the burger opposite end of the burger.

  • I am a head out.

  • Yeah, Boss.

  • Can we just acknowledge how flow Lee designed burgers are?

  • Can we talk about this especially as someone that likes veggie burgers.

  • Can they just make one that doesn't flop out like I'm mushy?

  • Smoosh Hot dog is the superior hamburger.

  • I'm just gonna say it.

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  • He just never put some Where where?

  • Well, you caught me at last.

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  • What's the math homework?

  • I don't know.

  • Ask Joe.

  • Who's Joe?

  • Joe?

  • Mama?

  • Whose job?

  • Why is that funny?

  • It's not even funny.

  • If this video gets one billion like then I will be dropping the fattest diss track on the Chinese government.

  • Ah, freak.

  • Here we go again.

  • I'll do it.

  • Pablo Chung Go chung fool!

  • That's right.

  • I probably shouldn't say that That's a bad idea.

  • It's time to go.

  • What's I a good name?

  • Yes.

  • Hey, um no, it's already over for jerker means I was hoping it would be a month at least when Felix is peacefully looking at means and sees this 10 it doesn't bark anymore.

  • Do it name review.

  • Why would this mean die?

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  • That's sick.

  • That's so cute.

  • Well done.

  • Halloween night range.

  • Kids dressed the center.

  • I understand.

  • Joke.

  • I understand it.

  • Thank you.

  • Very ethic.

  • This channel is just me looking at funny pictures.

  • At this point, you can't get up boats from just buying something.

  • Person who got the first PT pie figurine observed.

  • Whom ever got the 1st 1 posted?

  • I need to know who it is and whoever got 69 for 20 and so on and so forth.

  • I need to know I'll name in England.

  • I feel like that's a free Kable name.

  • No, England was like a father to me.

  • I just butchered the joke because I can't read.

  • I'm sorry, Ingmar.

  • You look like Ed.

  • Share it.

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  • Okay, fine.

  • That's the thing.

  • I like this main, but it keeps No, I don't like it.

  • Marzia Felix Reyes The pizza Felix.

  • Yeah, I'm gonna do a live stream much bang later.

  • Later.

  • Next time I have a pizza Follow me on Instagram I'll be live streaming and I'll show you insults How you actually eat a pizza.

  • Actually, I'll schedule 8 30 minutes before So you guys have time to buy a pizza as well.

  • And we can eat the pizza together because I know you guys are lonely and an all night stuff.

  • How girls think peeing with a Penis is like how it actually is.

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  • Never gotten suspended.

  • Gamers can't relate.

  • Actually, I did get suspended once.

  • Never mind.

  • I don't know, Google Earth could be better, but I was wrong.

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  • Don't zoom on the crotch.

  • Just a couple of boomers hanging out.

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  • That's awesome.

  • That's very cool.

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  • White guy blinking me main is raising money for a nemesis.

  • Charity fillings.

  • Perhaps I treated you too harshly.

  • Very well.

  • White guy blinking me men.

  • You have my support.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Go.

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  • NASA has discovered a new planet covered with marijuana.

  • Do you guys think hustlers dot com is a legitimate new service that I can trust?

  • It was an Internet hoax.

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  • It was a planet X 4th 2069 But okay.

  • When are we going to see some aliens?

  • Like I'm getting sick of this?

  • Come on, Nyssa.

  • What is this?

  • By a bunch of stories about nothing.

  • When are we seeing some pushing a Chinese person?

  • Pretties Barn Baker.

  • Okay, that's pretty good.

  • But check this that I brought back my old microphone just after I saw Bart.

  • I had to do it.

  • Gamers, He just sounds like an angel.

  • Top 100 most handsome faces off 2019.

  • Nominee car.

  • Chiana Reeves.

  • I almost said Kanye West and its may let Chiana Reeves be number one.

  • Let Felix childbirth be number one.

  • I'm gonna go ahead and say it.

  • I don't deserve to be on the list.

  • May Have you seen Yuri?

  • Yuri, You're retarded.

  • Ha!

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  • W T f?

  • Who's Joe?

  • Ah, Victory.

  • There's no way in hell you win with your retarded.

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  • I mean, Joe comes first.

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  • He already used it.

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  • Okay?

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  • Were passes in my days.

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  • It's getting harder and harder not to sell stuff for you guys, but yeah.

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  • Whoever made this has small braid.

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  • Whoever made this one small, small peopie I'm just going to say it, girls.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Flying it, Kate, It's so boring.

  • Buys girls like flying kites.

  • Or at least they do.

  • Now.

  • Am I right, Gamers?

  • Am I right?

  • Oh, my God.

  • I spent two weeks giving people his own movie.

  • Oh, wow.

  • My face is so white.

  • Oh, What?

  • It's my Jack.

  • Whoa!

  • Wow!

  • Oh, it's paychecks back.

  • Thanks.

  • Next phase very every week a new Disney would have me back.

  • I knew they wouldn't.

  • They always come crawling back.

  • Stop quoting me, P d Stop it.

  • Stop!

  • Hilarious.

  • Well, plane?

  • Fine.

  • Hey, do you like Joe?

  • Which Joe?

  • There is another.

  • That's good.

  • I like that.

  • Me using a new format, people assert by new I never understood this reading me.

  • It's not funny.

  • Whoever had made this small brain and small peopIe two biggest Internet legends of 2019.

  • Oh, my God, It all happened the same year.

  • Speaking of Quiano, if you remember, I did the counter res video and I said I was gonna donate whatever money that video made Thio charity and it actually did pretty well.

  • It made $19,000 which is really good.

  • I think so.

  • I guess you guys actually watch the ads on that video and, yeah, I don't know all that money to Leukemia Research Foundation, as promised.

  • I just wanted to let you know that has happened.

  • I would love to do a video on Joaquin Phoenix as well.

  • I think it's super interesting.

  • Me and my dad, when we go trick or treating with my friends and their dance.

  • That is so Yeah, I love these mains.

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  • Stop it with this white demands Blinking, smiling face move, girls wearing merge Oh my God, that's so you up boat!

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  • That's 600 million merch, baby.

  • Sadly, I'm not a vey girl even better than the girl And E.

  • Bro, You're any girl in my eyes.

  • Can you give pity pine inward pangs?

  • I already gave him like a tyce.

  • I told you it doesn't.

  • I'm glad you guys liked the merchant.

  • Makes me happy.

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  • Short, accurate.

  • It's fun because it's accurate.

  • I love this.

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  • It came from the R teenager Subreddit someone as I've just taken my son's phone.

  • I just taking my son's phone.

  • How do I access his history?

  • And the first reply?

  • It's impossible.

  • Okay, thanks.

  • So good Internet is looking after each other.

  • I love that you just can't.

  • It's clear it's impossible.

  • Goddamn.

  • Why would you take your son's phone?

  • That's the food Peter Bison I bind in China.

  • This is how this is common in China.

  • China.

  • Just It's just like that one person on Twitter that can't take any criticism and just blocks everyone.

  • He nails it.

  • I mean, it seems like anyone supporting Hong Kong basically will get banned.

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  • Pity if either it is or God in my to Boomer to understand this joke.

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  • I got it.

  • It just wasn't funny.

  • Hey, you look like Tobey Maguire.

  • You look like a tough haul it cool.

  • I'll save this for my mean folder.

  • Do you want to see the most illegal thing I own?

  • Bed plus stone equals bedrock.

  • What does V Sauce looked like?

  • He lived in as a hermit for 10 years.

  • What happened?

  • The sauce.

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  • This mean is still alive.

  • Yeah, this mean?

  • Damn it!

  • Why is it still alive?

  • I want answers now.

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  • I've not got a neck dead.

  • What does that show cold?

  • They I think they changed the thumbnail.

  • I can't find it anymore.

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  • 77 million viewers, Brah.

  • Bir, uh, electrons be like negative.

  • Always at the new sonic.

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  • That's cool.

  • Maybe there's hope after all, huh?

  • Me has barely entered Nether guest.

  • That's my gas impression.

  • Bruh.

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  • Goddamn study says that most vegetarians and vegans eventually go back to eating meat.

  • You could not live with your failure.

  • Where did that bring you?

  • Back to meet.

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  • Good name the best.

  • The best part about this is all the vegans that are posturing and shaming you for eating meat.

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  • There eventually be the one I eat hamburger now.

  • Like I said, I was seriously iron deficient.

  • Like, you know, just shut up and eat what you want to eat.

  • No one cares.

  • A little beef is bad for the environment.

  • So you should be ashamed of yourself.

  • Slightly moves to mouse my PC in sleep.

  • mode.

  • That was me making a startup computer sound in case that wasn't obvious.

  • Yes, I've noticed My miles moves on itself.

  • Look, what is up with that?

  • I'm not.

  • I soar now.

  • He doesn't do it anymore.

  • What is up with cocaine?

  • Marijuana, beer?

  • The first guy to do something.

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  • Remember?

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  • I don't dip your news anymore, and I can't talk about things.

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  • And then she treated that The reason why was because some girl stole her hamster and she drew this on her car.

  • 60,000 retweets.

  • This is word for word.

  • The original script to John Wick.

  • Like I get it.

  • It's really funny.

  • First of all, she did not get arrested.

  • Second of all, this is fake.

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  • I want to go to the Joker stairs so badly.

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  • It really does.

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  • I have a confession.

  • I'm cheating on you.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Is it with Joe.

  • No with Brad, Alex, Jake, Kevin and sometimes Jennifer.

  • Who is Joe?

  • Joe?

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  • Today I asked her to marry me.

  • She said No Above times.

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  • The couple from Google.

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  • Well played.

  • Hey, so my friend Joe recently applied for a job at Space six.

  • You think you could let him in?

  • Who's Joe?

  • Joe?

  • Mama?

  • Well, while you may have roasted me, you have completely forgotten about your friend Candice.

  • Who's Candace?

  • Candace Dick pic.

  • Finally, a worthy opponent.

  • God, I love these great school himself.

  • Gamers.

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  • It's really every time I do big brain.

  • It's really look at the G field.

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  • Big Brain Team sleeps with all five of these bullies moms to assert dominance.

  • Take this.

  • My craft.

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  • The hardest charges require the strongest whales.

  • Just pick whoever you want a freak.

  • That's what I do both.

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  • Google Bang.

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  • Thank you.

  • The first name to never die.

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  • Yeah.

  • Okay, Sure.

  • What's the consensus on the new chapter in fourth night?

  • Love it.

  • I missed the black hole.

  • That black hole was so cool.

  • It really didn't take long, did it?

  • Oh, fortnight.

  • Shutting down.

  • Half a day later, it's back.

  • Oh, that's a whole lot of hoopla for nothing.

  • Vice 100 Mil Hoody.

  • My mom throws it away.

  • Where's my super suit?

  • Legit.

  • I can't find mine.

  • Where is my super suit?

  • You know what?

  • I'm gonna order for myself just to show you guys how easy it is.

  • I was supposed to give one to Cyrus.

  • Well, all right side.

  • What size are your medium?

  • How to put a baby to sleep?

  • Google big.

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  • More means Petey Pie apologizes to Chinese fence.

  • Chinese fans who can't see the video.

  • Yeah, I'm a big over every moron.

  • I don't know how to tell you guys.

  • I don't know if this should not come as a surprise to anyone.

  • When Felix think that the me will die, but it comes back of old stop hell.

  • Oh, all right.

  • I have to say this.

  • Do you want to see the most illegal thing?

  • I own pizza, but everything is crust except the crust.

  • That is disgusting.

  • I remember saying I don't like the crust of the pizza and someone went crushed.

  • The crush is the best part.

  • You're eating dough, You're eating dough.

  • There's no cheese, there's no tomato.

  • And you're like is the best part.

  • You're 88 Your fool, your scumbag.

  • You don't deserve taste buds.

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  • Only I can do that.

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  • We bring you the greatest single sound effect in the history of comic book.

  • Weg, You want some wank?

  • I'll set you up.

  • I'll set you up real good.

  • Felix and his mind Crevice ears at the moment.

  • Damn it!

  • Evidence Caramel undersea, please.

  • Undersea.

  • Thank you.

  • Chinese songs exist apart, Baker.

  • Okay, that's pretty good, But check this out.

  • Share.

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  • Ultimate.

  • Wow.

  • I look like beauty.

  • Power What the hell is this then, huh?

  • What is that?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Singer.

  • This summer it is flooding with merch.

  • I had it since 2012 for Oh, that is one of my first merge.

  • That's old school.

  • That's respect fits in his sound.

  • Meeting the under Dragon for the first get pubes Old log channel to 100,000.

  • Some a random play but appears at his house Actually followed the password to the channel.

  • I have it now, so yeah, let's do it, Gamers.

  • What's the dumb?

  • His name we can make a YouTube channel on And get that to 100,000 subscribers or a 1,000,000 top up boat.

  • I'll do it off the road for next one.

  • Too late.

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  • Almost every European language.

  • I I'm ahead out.

  • Where's this?

  • Very Where's this quote from?

  • Okay, I have a pitch.

  • Have a crazy pitch.

  • Just use people's names, souls, old problems.

  • No one has to argue.

  • Thank you when two of the smartest kids in class gets different answers.

  • Epic, beautify made fun of Chinese President.

  • China banned Peter Pi pi promotes Nord VPN China babies on the plane.

  • May.

  • This is so relatable.

  • And I'll say it again.

  • And I said it before.

  • Baby's needs to be shipped as cargo.

  • Even you even got the Holy Bible People showing off their one piece of merge.

  • I'm just like bro.

  • He's got two shakers to That's more than I had.

  • That's illegal.

  • Thank you.

  • That's awesome.

  • When it's for October and no one is talking about this spookiest felt like, Damn, that's spooky.

  • That's just spooky dog right there.

  • Oh, my brother in the car.

  • Crash broke.

  • Six bones.

  • You got him.

  • Plus, she suspended delivery.

  • Oh, we have a speedy recovery, bro.

  • It looks like he gave birth to spend.

  • Not gonna Lina, When you double tap in a reddit post, please don't kill me.

  • I'm stupid.

  • I can't help it.

  • But you double you double.

  • Ah Oh!

  • Enemy schoolgirls in discourage our show.

  • Cute.

  • Is it true?

  • By the way, are they actually that You know what?

  • I'm not gonna go for that.

  • I'm a married man.

  • China bans PV pirate Nord VP and allow me to introduce my tail petition to make hands count as instrument so Acapella groups can't clap Yeah, I like this.

  • All right.

  • I think what we need to do.

  • I realize now we have this channel with 100 million people, right?

  • What's the one thing we can do?

  • It's still possible enough to make it happen if we get enough people supporting this idea.

  • All right, I want to change the world.

  • Now.

  • I've changed my mind.

  • What I'm thinking.

  • It's like it might be hard to get Children band of airplanes, but something along those lines, something that everyone hates, something that no one likes.

  • And it's just there for no reason.

  • We need to change it.

  • We need to make the world a better place.

  • Gamers Oxygen was discovered in 17 72 17 71.

  • Be like the first person to discover Oxidant Must have been like slips lift Teacher who broke the chair, ma'am.

  • Joe did it.

  • Teacher Who is Joe?

  • Me Finally, my time to shine Finally, time to get expelled.

  • The three faces off politicians.

  • Funny, sad, angry.

  • Ah ah, that's funny.

  • Ah, well elaborated.

  • Smart YouTube comment with a lot of likes edit.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Thank you for so long.

  • Dumb ass is why don't you go and play with the neighborhood.

  • Skip the neighbor's kid.

  • It's quite all squad, all as my Squirtle impressions.

  • I'm still working on it.

  • I'm still working on it.

  • On December 31st we should post means from 2010 to say goodbye to the best decade of means.

  • Yeah, let's do that.

  • Oh, God.

  • I saw the triage.

  • Thanks.

  • I hate it.

  • I already hated Thomas the tank engine that that might be something worth banning.

  • Adults keep taking away everything for much video game violence.

  • But why can't we then take away Thomas the tranq engine that I can't say using a 2010 former?

  • Because today's date is 2010?

  • Yeah, Names were very different back then.

  • I'm not gonna lie.

  • It's kind of weird looking back.

  • Hey, look, he has a name Drew in.

  • Scanlon who inspired the viral he inspired it really is trying to use the fame to raise money for national multiple scary, scarier Look, scope society, society I'm in when you realize that few defies microspheres is almost over pushed to reset that work.

  • I don't have my say file, so Yeah, I guess so.

  • Worrying about getting Ben for talking about China realizing YouTube is censored in China.

  • Oh, no.

  • Yeah.

  • China is a weird one.

  • I posted it on Twitter that someone else filed for copyright in China in for Peter Pie a few years ago.

  • And they sell wedding dresses, apparently as well.

  • And my lord was like, Yeah, we can fight it, obviously.

  • But do you make any money in China anyway?

  • You'll probably lose anyway, because China doesn't recognize copyright law from other countries the same way.

  • So now that I'm banned in China Ha!

  • No more wedding dresses.

  • China.

  • You played yourself, fool.

  • Hello, Petey Pairs.

  • I am woman.

  • I just bought clothes.

  • Beauty pie clothes.

  • Wow.

  • Wow, that's also thank you.

  • Radio bliss gone 2019 has read the poor.

  • They can't bandas off.

  • Alright, gamers, that's it for this week's LA Y.

  • Thank you for all the names and old support.

  • As always.

  • I very much appreciate it.

  • Check out another video coming right up and yeah, have a great day.

  • See you tomorrow.

  • Bye bye.

  • What?

  • You haven't tried to per simulated citizen after 50 million our troops?

  • My I can't do it.

  • My dad just now it's still relevant.

time to see what you scoundrels have been up to.

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