Feel like I'm in an episode of forensic files.

Sink my nails.

Is your stage name Kiki Palmer?

Yes.

My stage name is kicking.

Bomber.

Is your real name Lauren Chiana poem?

Yes.

My name is Lauren.

Were you born in Illinois?

I was born in Illinois.

Yes, that's the state.

You Are you ready to take this polygraph exam?

I'm so ready for this polygraph exam.

Let's start with your career.

You've been acting since you were nine.

Is that correct?

Yes.

I started at nine.

Would you say you have any regrets?

Starting so young?

Um, I actually don't think I have any regrets.

Starting.

You ever wish you had a normal high school experience?

I do.

Which sometimes I had a normal high school experience.

Like just to know what it felt like.

Do you think if you went to a normal high school, that you would've been prom queen?

Who, if I went to high school, I think I would've probably been like the drama girl, like, you know, Either I would've been into athletics or been into acting and singing, not stealing the prom queens.

I think homecoming court, maybe the court would be in the court because I got the job, you know, class clown.

Maybe So you sing, you dance and you act.

Would you call yourself a triple threat?

I mean, yeah, I was sailing trip with that, but I usually just say I'm entertaining.

I try to entertain wherever I go.

Do you ever say to yourself in the mirror your triple through?

No, I never looked in the mirror.

You drip with that girl.

So far, so good.

You predict?

Ah, Danica in your future Emmy Grammy.

Oscar.

Tony.

Uh, I don't know if I predicted, but I could see it happening because I do those things.

Maybe so I never thought about it.

Is that accurate?

Yes.

Your first lead role was in the movie.

A kilo in the B.

Is that true?

Yes.

By Well, that wasn't my first leading role.

Yes, it was a killing to be had done films before that.

But that was my biggest role at that time.

Would you say you're a good speller in real life?

I think I'm a pretty average speller.

Can you spell the word handkerchief?

H A in the k e R c h Hi, Chief.

That's incorrect.

I knew Iwas.

What about pulchritude property?

A p u l c h r I t u d e pulchritude.

Correct.

Not bad.

Damn.

Okay.

When you were acting alongside Laurence Fishburne, did he ever offer you a red or blue pill?

No.

You didn't offer me a Red of Whoville?

No.

So you started Nickelodeon's True Jackson V.

P.

S true Jackson VP.

Correct.

Yes, I did.

I played you, Jackson.

Would you say that?

True Jackson VP was a better VP, then.

Dick Cheney.

Fellas, we are not really tested meal.

Some stuff that I I hate to say it.

I hope I don't sound ridiculous.

I don't know this man.

He is.

I mean, he could be walking down the street.

That wouldn't I wouldn't know what they Sorry to this man.

Is she telling the truth about that?

That's true.

But did you ever attend any wild Nickelodeon parties while you're on the show?

No.

Wild Nickelodeon parties.

They don't usually throw any while once, you know, maybe it's some slime in some cake.

And who, but nothing really wild were Drake and Josh Everett thes tame parties drinking.

Josh, I think that maybe I saw the men.

Miranda Cosgrove, 16th birthday party.

Maybe I seen him, You know, is somebody kids choice awards stuff, But, um oh, you know what?

I did drink?

I believe.

I think we didn't do a movie together.

I seen him there.

No parties.

So what about Ariana Grande?

Ariana Grande?

You know, we pretty much kind of grew up together.

I know her pretty well.

We both for Nickelodeon around the same time we actually tested out of high school together.

Remember?

We went, We went together.

So you had no Larry on.

Really?

Well, nice girl.

Good friend.

Is that true?

Being deceptive?

My line.

So you've started law and order scream queens.

And now scream.

Would you say you have a pension for the darker side of life?

I think I like it.

Did Dave, a little bit in the darker side of life just like to understand.

I'm my curiosity makes me want to know about the darker things.

But if it gets too scary, I'm going back to the shallow in.

Is that a yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Ish.

Have you ever used a wee gee board?

I've never used a wee gee board scared a bit of him.

Do you believe in psychics?

I believe that people can be psychic, but something scares me about the payment of it all.

Have you ever been to a second?

I've never gone to a psychic, but I didn't go to a past life reader.

One time she told me that my mom and I were sisters and that's like in the past, Like my mom and I are apparently sisters and my mom and I are very close.

I thought maybe it could be true.

We're very with pictures, things.

So maybe so.

Do you believe in mediums?

I think I believe in It's somewhat, but at the same time, it's contradictory to my belief that once your leave your human body, your spirit is not attached to any longer, so I can't imagine that, you know, it's like I can't imagine it, but it's like So, wait a minute.

How many lives as this one person had that you're talking to head, you know, how do you know that?

It's just I don't know how it works.

I need more information, could be possible.

And have you ever watched Long Island medium.

I've never watched the show with this.

With this lady?

No.

What's that?

I've never seen him before.

She got some nails done, don't you?

Why don't we talk about dating?

Are you single?

I am single.

Do you enjoy dating in Hollywood?

I don't enjoy dating in Hollywood.

No.

Have you ever dated someone famous that the world doesn't know about?

Maybe that sounds like What about dating APS?

Have you ever tried those?

I have.

I was on a dating app before.

Yeah, right, Brian, Of course.

Riots.

So, cliche.

I'm a bears.

Did you ever go on a date with a non celebrity?

I'm going on.

They were not celebrities in my life.

Yeah, course More than I have with celebrities.

Would you say you have an age limit for someone you date?

I don't want to say I have a job for someone I date, but you know, older guys often seem to be very direct.

You know what I'm saying?

Older.

I mean, like, forties.

And like, I wanted to give him a try, but it's like, Oh, my gosh.

When we have kids and you're gonna be, like, back still working your legs that part of it scares me, and I don't need to be judging of that.

But But, I mean, if that's what scares me sometimes when I think about dating, older is I just don't you know I don't want to lose that person too.

So very sweet.