Name: Trump Takes India | The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2020-02-26T19:39:12.000Z
Duration: 7 min 13 s
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President Donald Trump-- still not used to saying that.

Now, Trump's in India partly to negotiate a trade deal,

and partly to get his copy of the Kama Sutra signed.

Yeah, Trump and Melania use that book all the time.

Her favorite position is the one where she's on top,

Now, you might be wondering how would a country

full of brown people react to a visit from Donald Trump?

Well, it turns out, from the moment Trump arrived,

President Trump just arrived this morning

The president received what's being called

orchestrated by the Indian prime minister.

packed with more than a hundred thousand people.

A Make America Great Again rally, India-style.

NEWSMAN: The president is overwhelmingly popular

I happen to like Prime Minister Modi a lot.

He says between the stadium and... and the, uh...

airport, we'll have about seven million people.

came out to see Trump go from the airport to the stadium?

there's seven million people between any two locations.

the line at Indian Starbucks is seven million people.

There are Indian brides right now who are like, "No, Daddy,

I just want a small wedding-- no more than seven million people."

He's like, "Okay, Anushka, first cousins only."

But it is true that Donald Trump is very popular in India.

All right, some like him because of his anti-Muslim rhetoric,

some like him because of his business savvy,

because his skin looks like tikka masala.

-(laughter) -And since India is so fond...

they pulled out all the stops for his visit.

roads are renovated, and nearby, the Yamuna River rises,

as millions of liters of water are released

Preparations included a hastily built wall

that critics say was meant to block the view of a slum,

keeping thousands of poor people out of sight.

Yeah. India is trying so hard to impress Trump

that they're building new roads, cleaning up dams,

and even building a wall to hide their slums.

He's just like, "You see? They built a wall,

Now, India cleaning its rivers and streets for Trump

might seem extreme, but if you think about it,

whenever a girl says she's coming over, right?

Yeah, you make the bed, pick up your clothes,

Then she calls and says she can't make it,

and you're like, "Damn it! So I flushed the toilet for nothing?"

So clearly, India is trying to give Trump

There was, however, one tiny culture clash

but he could be forced to go without his favorite meals

a devout vegetarian, plans not to serve any meat

during his visit. One person who's familiar

about how he'll cope with the lack of meat, saying:

or that people are actually worried about how it'll go.

Because you realize the news wasn't even snarky about it.

They were like, "Yo, if Donald Trump eats broccoli,

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