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it's so nice to meet you.
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You sent--
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Nice to meet you, too.
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--a very funny-- and can--
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I'm going to share it.
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Yeah, go for it.
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You sent a birthday video to me.
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Is this the illicit version, or the--
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It's the version.
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OK, cool.
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Yeah.
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It's the whole version.
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All right.
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If it's illicit--
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I liked it.
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OK, good.
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All right.
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That's why I did it.
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I knew you were going to like it.
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Let's see it.
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What's going on, Ellen?
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It's KJ.
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I hear it's your birthday, so happy birthday.
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I hope I can meet you one of these days.
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And yeah, I hope you have a really special day.
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[LAUGHTER]
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00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,299 I--
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[CHEERING]
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00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:38,400 I don't know.
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I need to tan my ass.
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I think I've got a really white ass.
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I'm good that they--
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They blurred it out, though, for the thing, right?
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I assume you knew that that was going to reveal that.
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That was not--
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Immediately after I did that, I knew
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I had the best video out of all them.
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You did.
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Yeah.
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You did.
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In my mind, I was thinking, I didn't
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want to just do a normal video.
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And I remember being outside on my balcony naked.
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And I was facing my friend, and looked at my reflection.
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And I saw my ass, and I was like, perfect--
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Ellen.
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I should do this for Ellen.
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Right.
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And that's how it came about.
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Yeah.
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That's most people think about me-- when they're
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naked on their balcony, right?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Well, thank you for that.
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No worries.
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This is your first time on the show.
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We have a tradition of showing shirtless photos of anyone who
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is on for the first time.
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OK.
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So we must show them.
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[CHEERING]
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00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,970 So the question to you is, how often do you work out?
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I work out as much as I can.
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I love to work out--
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if I can, twice a day, once a day.
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Well, you look good.
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You look--
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Thank you.
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You look healthy and good.
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And it's so weird, because your accent on the show is American.
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And I don't think people, until they
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hear you speak like that you're from New Zealand.
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It can be a shock to people sometimes.
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Yeah.
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You have such--
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Well, a lot of people think I'm from Australia.
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Yeah, it's a very close accent.
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Yeah, but two very different places.
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Very different.
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All the time, at least once a day,
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I get mistaken to be Australian.
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You sound like you're angry about that.
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Well--
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Like, that's a competition-- like, you like New Zealand
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better than Australia.
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I do.
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Yeah.
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I do, definitely.
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All right.
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Just settle down.
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My wife is--
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Sorry.
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--from Australia.
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Sorry.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Sorry.
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I will fight you on this.
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Although, I'd love to go to New Zealand.
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It seems like a beautiful-- it just looks incredible.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It is.
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It's the most beautiful place on earth.
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Yeah.
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Well, Australia--
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And nothing can kill you there.
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Yeah.
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Well, there are a lot of scary things.
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There is.
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But nothing can kill--
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Yeah.
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See, in Australia, your wife will tell you
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that there's a lot of spiders, a lot of poisonous creatures--
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Right.
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--that will kill you.
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But in New Zealand, there's no predators.
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Nothing can kill you out there.
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That is not true.
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There's--
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There are things that can kill you anywhere you go.
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No.
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[SHOUTS]
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Oh!
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[BLEEPING]
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[CHEERING]
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00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:07,710 He's lucky, man.
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He's lucky I didn't give him one.
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He is lucky.
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It's going to happen someday.
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How long was he in there for?
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The whole time?
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He's been-- for a week now, I think.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[BLEEP] [INAUDIBLE]
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I thought that was bad karma.
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I thought, oh, that water's going in my face.
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Can you imagine?
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The timing is like--
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, boy.
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Cheers.
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All right.
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Cheers to that.
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Cheers to that.
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Cheers.
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All right.
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We'll take a break.
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Nice.
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We'll come back and talk to you.