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  • - I don't know about you guys, but I am pumped up for this episode of Ask Orange!

  • [laughs]

  • Thanks, G.I. Joe!

  • - Any time.

  • - To the questions!

  • - [Voiceover] Orange! Where is TNT? If your can't find it, you can't do your introoo!

  • - Oh my God, he's right!

  • Pear! Help me!

  • - No!

  • I'm not gonna help you find TNT!

  • - If we don't find it, we can't do the intro!

  • - We absolutely can d- HEY!

  • WOULD YOU MIND?

  • - I'm sorry! I gotta check everywhere, Pear!

  • Even your butt!

  • - That's it, I am so out of here!

  • - Wait!

  • Before you go, can you check my butt?

  • - No!

  • - For TNT!

  • - NO!

  • - Please!

  • I'll leave you alone forever and ever and ever!

  • - [groans] Fine.

  • Oh, would you look at that, there's absolutely no TNT anywhere in your-

  • [farts]

  • What the-

  • [both scream]

  • [explosion]

  • - [Voiceover] It's time for Ask Orange!

  • Orange, who would you rather save, me or Midget Apple?

  • PS, if you choose me I'll subscribe to you!

  • - Oh man...

  • I gotta make a decision!

  • But I only have time to save one of them!

  • - Orange! Hurry!

  • - Please! I'll subscribe to you!

  • - I'll do ANYTHING for my subscribers!

  • But I'll do anything for my friends, too!

  • Um...

  • - Think of all the jokes you can make about me if you save me!

  • - That's a good point.

  • - If I die, your "small" jokes will end!

  • - He's right! Sorry Midnight Sparkle,

  • I'm sure you'll understand.

  • [fading scream]

  • YAAAHHH!

  • - Whew, thanks for saving me, Orange.

  • It really means a lot.

  • - And coming from you, that means very little.

  • [Orange laughs and Midget Apple groans]

  • - [Voiceover] Hey!

  • - Hey!

  • [Orange and voiceover alternate saying "Hey"]

  • - [Voiceover] Hey!

  • - Alright, alright! You win!

  • - [Voiceover] Say "Hi, Sacha and Thomas."

  • - Hi, Sacha and Thomas!

  • - [Voiceover] Hey Orange, did you know that Zayn left One Direction?

  • - Huh?

  • NOOOOOOOOOO!

  • My life is like, totally overrrrrrr!

  • - [Voiceover] Can you explode?

  • - Hmm...

  • Let me try!

  • [grunts]

  • [farts]

  • Nope. Close enough, though.

  • [laughs]

  • - [Voiceover] Hey Orange! The annoying dog is invading the kitchen!

  • - Put your paws together, folks.

  • It's me, the annoying dog.

  • I'mma tickle your funny bone, then I'll probably try to bury it!

  • [laughs]

  • [crickets]

  • Wow, wow, this crowd is "ruff".

  • [laughs] Get it?

  • [audience groans] "Ruff"?

  • - [laughs]

  • Good one!

  • [audience booing]

  • - [Apple] You suck!

  • - [Potato] Get off the stage!

  • - Alright, enough of this comedy nonsense.

  • [dog eats the food and they scream]

  • - [Voiceover] Here is a question.

  • - And here is an answer!

  • [laughs]

  • - [Voiceover] Watch out Orange! CAR!!!

  • - Huh?

  • AAARGH!

  • - WHOA! That toaster came out of nowhere!

  • - Grandpa Lemon, are you sure you should be driving?

  • - Heck, I'm not even sure if that's my reflection or if I'm the reflection.

  • Whoa, so deep...

  • - [Voiceover] Poop!

  • - [laughs]

  • - I do believe that Orange has snapped.

  • [strange noise]

  • - [Voiceover] Can Grapefruit have four faces?

  • - Huh?

  • Four faces? What does that even mean?

  • Um, hey Grapefruit!

  • Do you, have four faces?

  • - Who told you that?

  • - Dude, you're saying that like it's true.

  • - This never leaves the room. Got it?

  • - Uh huh.

  • - Okay. Yeah.

  • - You have three faces hidden on your butt?

  • - Wait a minute!

  • That's Destiny's Child!

  • - And it never leaves the room!

  • - [Voiceover] Hey Orange, why is Grapefruit always bragging?

  • By the way, love your channel!

  • - That's a good question.

  • Grapefruit, why ARE you always bragging?

  • - I uh...

  • OKAY!

  • It's 'cause I don't have biceps and I'm compensating!

  • [cries]

  • - [Voiceover] Why do you always tell jokes?

  • - I... um...

  • OKAY!

  • It's 'cause I don't have biceps and I'm compensating!

  • [cries]

  • AH!

  • - There you go.

  • - Thanks! Thanks for the "hand"!

  • [laughs]

  • - Why can't it be Grapefruit's turn, huh?

  • - [Voiceover] Orange, can you speak Spanish?

  • - [speaking Spanish]

  • - Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

  • Are you just saying things off a Taco Bell menu?

  • - HUH? [screams]

  • C'mon Pear, what would you take me for?

  • A churro?

  • - AGH!

  • - [laughs]

  • - [Voiceover] Take this advice.

  • Never listen to my advice.

  • - Okay. Got it.

  • I won't.

  • - Uh, dude, by not taking her advice, you just took her advice.

  • - It's an enigma!

  • - I... I can't get my mind around it!

  • - Everybody get back! He's gonna blow!

  • - And that's no joke!

  • He's got a bunch of TNT up his butt!

  • - ARGH! [farts]

  • Okay, whoa, false alarm, guys.

  • [laughs]

  • - Great.

  • - Ugh, should've figured.

  • - Wait no! Here comes another!

  • [all scream]

  • - Yo, whatcha gonna do when you're fixing a door hinge?

  • Watch episode 22 of Ask Orange!

  • Whatcha gonna do when you're eating your porridge?

  • Watch Ask Orange, then pay down your mortgage!

  • [laughs]

  • Thanks, Beatbox!

  • Alright, first question!

  • [laughs]

  • KNIFE!

  • [slices logo]

- I don't know about you guys, but I am pumped up for this episode of Ask Orange!

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