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  • - Can I use your phone? - Yeah.

  • Uh, but for future reference uh, that thing in your hand

  • can also be used as a phone.

  • [ringing]

  • Yes, it's working.

  • Why isn't she calling me back?

  • Maybe she never got your message.

  • You know, if you want

  • you can call her machine

  • and if she has a lot of beeps that means

  • she probably didn't get her messages yet.

  • You don't think that makes me seem a little..

  • Desperate, needy, pathetic?

  • Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.

  • - How many beeps? - She answered.

  • You see, this is where you'd use that

  • "Hello" word we talked .

  • I'm not gonna talk to her.

  • She obviously got my message

  • and is choosing not to call me.

  • Now, I'm needy and snubbed.

  • God, I miss just being needy.

  • (all) 'Hey.'

  • How'd he take it?

  • Pretty well, actually.

  • - Uh, Rach? - What?

  • How come you have dental floss in your hair?

  • - Oh, do I? - Uh-huh.

  • We ended up having sex in his chair.

  • You had sex in his chair?

  • I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?

  • You, you had what?

  • Sex in his chair.

  • What, uh, what were you thinking?

  • I don't know.

  • I mean, we still care about each other.

  • There's a history there. It's like you and Carol.

  • No. No, no.

  • It's nothing like me and Carol.

  • Please, if she said to , "Ross, I want you

  • on this couch. Right here, right now," what would you say?

  • If it helps, I could slide over.

  • It's, it's-it's uh, a totally different situation..

  • It's-it's apples and oranges..

  • It's-it's orthodontists and lesb-

  • I got to go.

  • - Wh-where are you going? - I just have to go!

  • Alright. Do I need a reason, huh?

  • I mean, I have things to do with my life.

  • I have a jam-packed schedule

  • and I am late for keeping up with it, okay?

  • [phone ringing]

  • Hello? Hello?

  • [imitating phone ringing]

  • Hell is filled with people like you.

  • He's back. The peeper's back.

  • - Get down! - Get down?

  • And boogie.

  • Thanks, but I got to go to work

  • and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.

  • Relax. You know, She may not even know.

  • Please, I haven't heard from her in seven months

  • and now she calls me

  • I mean, what else is it about?

  • Oh. She was my best friend you guys.

  • We went to camp together.

  • - She taught me how to kiss. - Yeah?

  • Now, you know, I'm like the other woman.

  • Oh, I feel so..

  • Naughty.

  • Alright, I'll see you guys later.

  • Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you.

  • Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss

  • you were at camp and were you wearing

  • any kind of little uniform or..

  • That's fine, yeah.

  • Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

  • Will you watch my phone?

  • Why don't you just take it with you?

  • Hey, we haven't been on a second date.

  • She needs to hear me pee?

  • Why don't you just call her?

  • I can't call her. I left a message.

  • - I have some pride. - Do you?

  • No.

  • Danielle? Hi.

  • Hi, it's uh, it's Chandler.

  • I'm fine.

  • [clears throat]

  • Uh, listen.

  • I don't know if you tried to call me

  • because, uh..idiot that I am

  • I accidentally shut off my phone.

  • Oh, okay-okay. That's, that's-that's fine

  • That's great. Okay.

  • She's on the other line. She's gonna call me back.

  • She's on the other line she's gonna call me back

  • She's on the other line gonna call me back

  • - Don't you have to pee? - It's why I'm dancing.

- Can I use your phone? - Yeah.

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