Hockey.

Really?

Yeah!

Okay, let's do this!

[Gearing up.]

Why do we need all this stuff?

This is the dumbest thing.

So, imagine a puck, which is like really hard.

You know, it's like what a puck is, right?

Why do you look at me so dumb?

Who's your favorite hockey player?

Probably Alexander Nordique.

He's cool?

No, I just made him up.

He's not really a player.

There you go, you're all dressed up, ready to go?

Yeah, actually, I'm not kidding, I have to go to the bathroom.

I really do.

Learning to skate.

So, you're gonna push off with your right and then push this way.

This way.

Do you feel like you're getting it?

Oh, yeah, don't you feel like it?

Oh, no, I think I'm getting it, I get it now.

- It's like pizza, French fries, pizza, French fries. - No, that's skiing.

So that has nothing to...you keep going backwards.

- I don't like you. - Okay, so...

That's so weird.

Skating drills.

So, you're gonna go red line, stop.

Blue line, stop.

Red line, stop, all the way down.

Then all the way back.

So, go ahead.

Go!

Red line.

Yeah, stop!

Alright, come back to the blue line.

Alright, stop, yep.

Then you go all the way down.

All the way down.

Stand up.

Just pull me.

We made it.

So, you're gonna go in and out of the pylons, go outside, inside, outside, inside, outside.

You got this.

Easy peasy, here we go, dudes.

Yo, dudes, what's up?

Alright, wait, I have an idea, I have an idea.

- Okay. - Can you just stand here for one second?

Inside, outside, inside, outside.

Inside, outside.

So, I'm gonna show you how to do a simple backhand shot.

Why don't we do backhand shots and backhanded compliments, okay?

Sure, why not?

Have you lost weight?

You look a lot better than the last time I've seen you.

I really like your mustache.

I love that it's not quite skeevy.

Shootout

Alright, it's shootout time.

This is our goalie Rob.

We have five pucks, whoever gets the most in wins.

We're going head-to-head, stick-to-stick.

Don't say that.

Head-to-head or stick-to-stick?

Neither.

Here comes the Irishman, here we go.

Alright.

Stay up, Jimmy, stay up and yeah!

Oh, well...

What you got, Justin?

Oh, my gosh.

We're rolling?

Oh, we cut, you're over there.

Cut.

God dang it, I still can't score.

Good luck.

Oh!

That's gonna haunt your dreams.

♪Baby Shark doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo♪

♪Baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, Baby shark♪

♪Baby shark♪

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, you are so good.

Justin's victory lap.

♪Oh, Canada♪

♪Our home and native land♪

♪True patriot love in all thy sons command♪

You are the best, Justin Bieber!