- Suck it, dude!

- You suck it!

- Hey! What's all this for?

- What? Oh, Katie.

It's just that the bulls are about to stampede.

- Nice! What does that mean?

- The bulls, Katie!

The bulls are the boys.

- And tonight, these stupid motherfuckers

are gonna run amuck at the big game.

- Hey Raff, why don't you go fuck your sister

you freaking dongle?

- Guys, please don't fight!

- Katie, you gotta understand.

This is just bulls aka guys being guys.

Dudes all rip each other.

It's how we bond.

- Take this stupid ass piece of shit here, right?

You still crying over Amy?

- Sorry she wouldn't marry you

because you'd make a bad dad.

- What a serious problem.

- You guys are one to talk.

At least my parents still talk to me.

- Boys, wow! These comments are horrible.

- Just guys being guys.

You know! Like I've been catfishing Trap

for the past two weeks.

- Whoa, wait! Monica's not real?

- Oh no, she's real.

Just not the one you've been talking to.

- No, that's fine.

That's cool. That's cool.

Because I maxed out your credit cards

on geriatric porn subscriptions, you piece of shit.

- Guys!

- Yo, jokes on you man because I love fuck your grandma.

- Oh fuck you!

- No, no really.

She's an older lady who can teach me a lot in bed.

She's like fine wine, man.

- Shut up!

- No way! She can't get wet.

- Never say that! What's happening?

Are you guys even friends?

- We are! We're best friends.

- These guys got me through like a pretty hard time

in my life.

They were there for me when no one else was.

- Aw, don't go getting all soft on us,

you piece of shit.

- I'm not getting soft.

And the bulls gotta get stomping anyways.

I'm trying to celebrate my birthday over here.

- And bulls of a feather stomp together!

- Do any of you know what bulls are?

- Wait, wait, wait!

Before we go, we gotta give you your birthday present.

- Oh, that's right!

- What?

- One punch for every year you've been alive.

- Alright, well fuck you motherfuck...

- One, two, three, four...

- Alright, stop it!

You're gonna kill him!

- You call those punches.

I fuck all your sisters.

- One, two, three...

- Hello, 911.

There's a terrible beating happening.

- [On Phone] Let me connect you to the dispatcher.

- No, there's no time to wait!

They're gonna kill him!

That's what you get, you stupid fuckers!

I'll fuck all your sisters!

- Welcome to the bulls!

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