Who are you?

Who am I? I'm Jim.

We've been working together for 12 years.

Weird joke, Dwight.

You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian.

You seriously never noticed?

Hats off to you for not seeing race.

All right, then, Jim, uh, why don't you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday?

Uh, Wellington Systems?

Sold them 10 cases of 24-pound letter stock.

Or were you talking about Krieger-Murphy?

Because I didn't close that one yet, but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for me.

Please enter your password.

You have one new message.

How did you know? No! No, no.

That is sensitive information.

Only for employees, not outsiders!

Dwight, cut it out. I'm trying to work.

-You don't work here! You're not Jim!

-Jim, I got us that dinner reservation -- Grico's, 7:30.

-Oh, great. Can't wait.

Jim's at the dentist this morning,

and Steve is an actor friend of ours.

-I don't know who you are, but you are not Jim.

This is Jim!

Oh, my --

Oh, d-- Oh, how did -- Hunh!