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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Go to Google and look up the history, what the hell!
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Alright.
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Hey, you're sweating a lot over here.
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I am sweating.
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Hi mom.
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Hi daughter.
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We're about to go into my search history so Adam can see things about me that he might not know.
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I'm gonna take this opportunity and I'm just gonna go with it.
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Read anything, I don't care.
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Um, this is not that exciting, dad, you Google some pretty weird shit here.
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Hair salons near me.
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Elbow clicks when I benchpress.
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When you get to a certain age, your joints start to click.
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It's just normal for people my age.
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How to keep calm.
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Map of USA.
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Are you running away?
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Yes, I'm trying.
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Take me with you!
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I'm looking at... I see a handbag!
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Oh, that.
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Wow, a $2,000 handbag.
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But, we're just looking at it, we weren't doing anything with it.
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Cute though, right?
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And red.
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You were watching some Netflix?
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Were you chilling?
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I was, yeah.
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Interesting.
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Sex hair for you?
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Oh.
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What?
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Sexy hairstyles to impress your husband.
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How long can a cat last in a 90 degree house?
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I was workin' on a new look.
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Mom!
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I'm workin' on a new look.
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Oh my God!
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Roland, I'm workin' on a new look honey, hello.
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Have you... oh my God!
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Our AC went out during the 114 degree heat wave.
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Just the way you worded it was so...
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And I was really worried that the cat might not survive.
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It says "how long can it last".
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Well, how long can a cat last?
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Anything else you'd like to know?
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Great, great.
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Lingerie.
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I wanted to know!
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I wanted to know, I wanted to know.
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Don't judge me.
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I mean, you'd better be glad I am still sexy, hello!
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Just as I suspected, your search history is just as boring as you are.
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Uh.
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I'm boring, I'm a nerd, what do you want from me?
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Get the best body of your life.
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New $1 trial for thirty Days.
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Oh look, there's a body builder.
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Let's get fit together.
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Weed clinics?
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What?
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Wait, what is this?
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Wait, what?
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Weed maps?
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Oh, wow.
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Oh my god!
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Wow, wow, wow, wow.
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Wait, first of all...
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And you were just getting on me.
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First of all... let me explain!
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You were at weed maps?
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Oh my god.
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Explain!
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How to murder your wife, it has nothing to do...
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It's called "how to murder your wife"?!
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It has noth... it's with Jack Lemmon.
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What are you watching!
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Jack Lemmon stars in this movie.
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How To Murder Your Wife is what you're watching?
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Does mom know about this? - Okay, okay, okay.
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I didn't even download that on purpose.
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It's not a download, you searched it.
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Like, you literally typed in 'weedmaps.com'
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I heard it was a new thing,
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I was just trying to figure it out.
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It's a great movie, have you ever seen it?
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No, what are you--
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It's a movie, How To Murder Your Wife, it's a comedy.
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I didn't even search that, my friend searched it,
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you remember Kim from, you know, over there--
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when we--
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my friend Kim?
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(laughing)
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That was Kim.
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She Googled my stuff.
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I deleted it of course because I didn't want you
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to get in my phone, - Mm.
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I didn't want nobody to see it.
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Have you even ever smoked weed before?
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Like...
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You don't have to say all that, okay,
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in front of these people.
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My mother's still my mother.
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Yes, always.
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The search history was fun.
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Luckily that that's over, it'll never happen again,
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you will not be getting my phone.
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I love him.
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I love her.
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Yes, he's amazing.
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Aww!
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(murmuring)
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I don't really need Google cause I have him.
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- I don't really need a history book cause I have him.