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  • Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

  • Go to Google and look up the history, what the hell!

  • Alright.

  • Hey, you're sweating a lot over here.

  • I am sweating.

  • Hi mom.

  • Hi daughter.

  • We're about to go into my search history so Adam can see things about me that he might not know.

  • I'm gonna take this opportunity and I'm just gonna go with it.

  • Read anything, I don't care.

  • Um, this is not that exciting, dad, you Google some pretty weird shit here.

  • Hair salons near me.

  • Elbow clicks when I benchpress.

  • When you get to a certain age, your joints start to click.

  • It's just normal for people my age.

  • How to keep calm.

  • Map of USA.

  • Are you running away?

  • Yes, I'm trying.

  • Take me with you!

  • I'm looking at... I see a handbag!

  • Oh, that.

  • Wow, a $2,000 handbag.

  • But, we're just looking at it, we weren't doing anything with it.

  • Cute though, right?

  • And red.

  • You were watching some Netflix?

  • Were you chilling?

  • I was, yeah.

  • Interesting.

  • Sex hair for you?

  • Oh.

  • What?

  • Sexy hairstyles to impress your husband.

  • How long can a cat last in a 90 degree house?

  • I was workin' on a new look.

  • Mom!

  • I'm workin' on a new look.

  • Oh my God!

  • Roland, I'm workin' on a new look honey, hello.

  • Have you... oh my God!

  • Our AC went out during the 114 degree heat wave.

  • Just the way you worded it was so...

  • And I was really worried that the cat might not survive.

  • It says "how long can it last".

  • Well, how long can a cat last?

  • Anything else you'd like to know?

  • Great, great.

  • Lingerie.

  • I wanted to know!

  • I wanted to know, I wanted to know.

  • Don't judge me.

  • I mean, you'd better be glad I am still sexy, hello!

  • Just as I suspected, your search history is just as boring as you are.

  • Uh.

  • I'm boring, I'm a nerd, what do you want from me?

  • Get the best body of your life.

  • New $1 trial for thirty Days.

  • Oh look, there's a body builder.

  • Let's get fit together.

  • Weed clinics?

  • What?

  • Wait, what is this?

  • Wait, what?

  • Weed maps?

  • Oh, wow.

  • Oh my god!

  • Wow, wow, wow, wow.

  • Wait, first of all...

  • And you were just getting on me.

  • First of all... let me explain!

  • You were at weed maps?

  • Oh my god.

  • Explain!

  • How to murder your wife, it has nothing to do...

  • It's called "how to murder your wife"?!

  • It has noth... it's with Jack Lemmon.

  • What are you watching!

  • Jack Lemmon stars in this movie.

  • How To Murder Your Wife is what you're watching?

  • Does mom know about this? - Okay, okay, okay.

  • I didn't even download that on purpose.

  • It's not a download, you searched it.

  • Like, you literally typed in 'weedmaps.com'

  • I heard it was a new thing,

  • I was just trying to figure it out.

  • It's a great movie, have you ever seen it?

  • No, what are you--

  • It's a movie, How To Murder Your Wife, it's a comedy.

  • I didn't even search that, my friend searched it,

  • you remember Kim from, you know, over there--

  • when we--

  • my friend Kim?

  • (laughing)

  • That was Kim.

  • She Googled my stuff.

  • I deleted it of course because I didn't want you

  • to get in my phone, - Mm.

  • I didn't want nobody to see it.

  • Have you even ever smoked weed before?

  • Like...

  • You don't have to say all that, okay,

  • in front of these people.

  • My mother's still my mother.

  • Yes, always.

  • The search history was fun.

  • Luckily that that's over, it'll never happen again,

  • you will not be getting my phone.

  • I love him.

  • I love her.

  • Yes, he's amazing.

  • Aww!

  • (murmuring)

  • I don't really need Google cause I have him.

  • - I don't really need a history book cause I have him.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

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