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  • Okay, guys.

  • The new coworker starts today.

  • I gotta warn you, she's got really long hair.

  • I mean, like, scary long.

  • Uh-oh!

  • Oh, brother!

  • Hide!

  • And then we just kiss.

  • Grant, no.

  • It doesn't even make sense for us to kiss.

  • I'm subverting the genre.

  • That's why it's funny.

  • This seems like another pitch that's just an excuse to make out with us.

  • No, no, HR talked to me.

  • I'm over that.

  • No, this is just a silly idea.

  • Okay, well, what else you got?

  • Okay, this one is a parody of an old Western movie.

  • Help, help!

  • Oh, won't somebody help?

  • No one can save you!

  • Now, let's have a final kiss before your demise!

  • No!

  • God damn it, Grant, that's the same thing!

  • And the villain and the dame don't even kiss in those movies.

  • I'm subverting the genre, that's why it's funny.

  • Oh, yes, I like that!

  • Don't encourage him!

  • I think it's funny!

  • Grant, do you have any ideas that don't involve kissing?

  • Okay.

  • This is a topical sketch, I'm not even in it.

  • -Perfect, awesome. -That's great.

  • Kellyanne, the failing New York Times is attacking me again.

  • Sad!

  • I blame Hillary Clinton.

  • You're right.

  • What do you think, Grant O'Brien?

  • You're so smart.

  • Move on her like a bitch.

  • I do have a cameo.

  • No.

  • Fine.

  • Here's one where it's impossible for me to kiss.

  • Man, how are you gonna eat lunch without a mouth?

  • As a reward for your charity work and handsomeness, I grant you two mouths.

  • Good pitch, Katie!

  • Yes!

  • That doesn't even make sense!

  • Fine.

  • How about...

  • I'm just not that hungry.

  • Come on, please?

  • It'll mean a lot of me if you tried a slice.

  • Grant, we made that years ago.

  • Yes, but this time...

  • Whether you like it or not is actually what I'm most curious about.

  • Right, of course.

  • I know.

  • Grant, these are all terrible ideas, and you're wasting our time.

  • So we'll make the same, lame observational stuff we always do, is that what you want?

  • Nothing exciting, nothing daring, no risks, just a bunch of boring clickbait.

  • Whatever.

  • Okay, well, except for that, pretty good meeting, guys.

  • Yeah.

  • Shall we?

  • Hey, it's Grant, from CollegeHumor.

  • Click here to subscribe to the channel, click here for more fun stuff.

  • Sorry, guys, it feels like I'm out.

  • Am I out?

  • 'Cause I can, like, see the top of the camera, so it's, is this better?

  • Alright, it feels worse.

  • Okay, thanks for watching!

Okay, guys.

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    Mackenzie posted on 2020/04/18
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